God damn.

Started the newest Dungeon Crawler Carl after staring at it on my coffee table for almost two weeks. Forgot how much I love this series. I'm sure it's going to be brutal but it will at least be a fun ride.

Same.

"Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses."

Let's ride.

Maga likes him because they understand everything he says. He never makes them feel stupid by explaining complicated situations because he doesn't know how anything works. They're the same type of people except Donny is rich.

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

Ginzo.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

Getting a sore throat. This is like the fifth time I've been sick in the last 9 months. Wtf.

Trump is about to hit REM on camera during an Oval Office event. It's just incredible.

I didn't realize YouTube premium had so many good movie options. Watched a fist full of dollars last night and gonna finish the trilogy this week. Heat is also on the list which I have never seen. In a movie mood lately

"POLIO IS NOT 'SITMAXXING'"

I gave someone the wrong information about how siphons work the other day and it's haunting me. I was so confidently incorrect. I will never recover. On my death bed I will think about that interaction. They will put it on my tombstone to shame me in the eyes of future archaeologists.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Babe, wake up. New posy video just dropped. youtu.be/hZhMAtHoU20?...

I left my sourdough starter on the counter for a week without feeding it and it turned pink which is apparently a death sentence for it... Rip Ephraim, you will be missed.

Reading Iron Gold. At a fun part.

Everyone in the world: *busy doing other things* Melania Trump: HEY REMEMBER ME AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN?! Everyone: What, no? Melanie: Me and Donald partied with him! Everyone: Kinda forgot about you. Go on. Melanie: Also, Ghislaine Maxwell... But, I was not an escort. Everyone: Umm, wtf?

ASMR for extreme masochists

In before Gen X starts posting about growing up with a threat of nuclear war and we're all just soft.

so freak'n sick

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

Ginzo says happy #caturday

What better way to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus.

Took the new light rail to Redmond, which I haven't really been to in almost a decade. It's like that scene in Shawshank where Brooks talks about how things have changed so much. "I saw an automobile once when I was a child" type thing. I'm getting old.

Jesus gotta be shaking his head so hard right now.

Artemis II lifts off

They ran out of crayons and coloring books so he got bored.

April Fuel. Newsday.com/matt

Damn good read.

Mom's in town. Took her down to no kings.

Trump: "We have a thing called a war, or as they would rather say, a military operation. It's for legal reasons. Because as a military operation, I don't need any approvals. As a war you're supposed to get approval from Congress. Something like that. So I call it a military operation."

Thanks AI overview...

I’m at ICE HQ

China built like 2500 miles of high speed rail in the time it took us to build a glorified trolley service to fuck'n Redmond.

Years from now if anyone attempts to audit this money 50% will be unaccounted for.

Design LinkedIn is AI-written posts about AI-generated designs with AI-written comments indicating they ran the designs through an AI analysis tool. It's a giant AI dick sucking itself off. Dongoboros. We don't need designers or end users at all anymore. That's true shareholder value!

A little positivity for your monday morning from Atun-Shei Films. just kidding everything is terrible. youtu.be/rH6yZNk9y_0

Love me a Star Wars reference. Enjoying the Red Rising series quite a bit so far.

"here's what marrying an executive taught me about B2B sales" and other soul crushing posts on this week's linkedin doom scroll.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

These people are literal cartoon characters.

Idk.