SPURS MAKING MLS MAGIC TONIGHTTTTT, BOYZZZ! Precursor for tomorrow…?

I wonder if Liverpool can get a refund on this summer’s flops?

Any Spurs “fan” that’s Frank out at this point…

imagine CHOOSING to watch & support this floppy, boring gooner bullshit week after week, season after season… whine about Spurs all you want, but anything is better than this garbage.

@sheaserrano.bsky.social Did i do this right? #expensivebasketball

“Hey Sonny… hold my Puskas-shaped beer.” -M. VDV

Another Spurs home match… all the way over in America, I can hear the collective blood pooling in the trousers of the football media in anticipation of the opportunity to over-criticize & slime the club for a few more days. Let’s hope Frankie & the boys have other ideas. #coys #tottenhamvseveryone

Small victories but seeing Cucurella shit himself did make me laugh! Go on Spence COYS

Come. On. You. Spurs. Please. For. The. Love. Of. God.* (*there is no god, sorry.)

Personal status: back on grass, but not practicing with the team. #spurslife

MY HERO. #COYS

*Respectfully

Everyday I turn the news on and it’s literally this

Daily reminder.

Every time Chelsea wins, they should just throw wallets onto the pitch. #ifyoucantbeatembuyem

Leeds haven’t lost at home in a year. Spurs have lost seven in a row before international breaks

In case anyone was wandering… Maghnes Akliousche is absolutely ripping it up to start the year at Monaco. #shouldabeenatspurs *sigh*

COYS, I guess.

No team plays down to lesser opposition more effectively than Tottenham Hotspur.

Competing teams drop points. Opportunity to move up in the table. Pure Spurs fan negativity in 5…4…3…2…

keeping clean sheets vs. City isn’t for everyone… #COYS

For today & today ONLY… We are all City fans. #noARSe

I mean…. COME. ON. 🤍🫡🔥

good time to mention that the tifo looked dope? TIFO LOOKED DOPE. #coys

PUT TEL ON!!!!!! …wait.

I hope Frank checks his Bluesky soon, i’d hate for him to miss all these world-class coach’s advise on how to change this game STAT. (Edited 3:27 PM)

ARSe in a blue kit should be an automatic match forfeiture.

yup. That’ll do. #COYS

GOT EM. #COYS #IONLYWANTEDSPURS

we cooking. #COYS

OUR BEAUTIFUL BOY! #COYS

WHAT A GOALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Only Spurs.

Sonny could be playing a team made up of all my favorite people (my mom, grandma, a couple of perfect dogs) & I’ll STILL pull for him to score. #coysforever

commonly known as a “reverse Tottenham transfer”… Gibbs-White replaces Eze.

imagine watching this football. imagine looking down the bench & seeing this absolute diamond. imagine knowing you could elevate every viewer’s experience by putting him in & deciding not to.

Ah yes, the famously successful and not-a-massive-quagmire Vietnam War that America swiftly and gloriously won and in no way lost. Excellent film reference, sir.

too many gooners fucking up the vibes of this England squad.

“We are requesting that every person shave their head in honor of Daniel Levy’s legacy.”

Tottenham Fans on transfers: The glass is half-full. The glass is half-empty. Hey… is this piss?

FUCK THOSE GOONERS!!!

It’s who we are, mate. Onward & upward. #COYS

Lookman next… #COYS

don’t wanna be THIS guy… but this could be the quintessential signing of this club’s future. no pressure. #COYS (Edited 3:50 AM)

IS THE GENERATIONAL NEW FACE OF FOOTBALL ABOUT TO BE NAMED AS A MEMBER OF THE GREATEST CLUB ON EARTH, VIA NORTH LONDON????????

WE’RE HERE. #COYS

repeat: Akliouche & Lookman. …just get it done.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Akliouche & Lookman. just get it done.