Salty and delicious

As my arms stretch, grow and reach out For humans to touch and feel I yearn for a future, long and bright And they allow the earth to heal #Mottisfont #Treeclub #nature

I had an AI company call me about an investment op with them. The killer line for me was “obviously AI will take many jobs, we can’t help that but we can make lots of money investing early”. I declined, ethics and morals have to be in fashion again one day surely?!? Honestly, vultures exist.

Our government is burying its head in the sand. We have no action plan on climate resilence, food & water security or working with the rest of the world to drastically cut fossil fuel usage. Idiots are celebrating the heatwave & forecasters call chance of rain a ‘risk’. Wtf 🤷‍♀️ I wanna scream! 😱🔥☀️

Cannot explain the relief at the final whistle yesterday. Not our finest moment by a long shot but finally got the points to be safe, especially with the results in east London! Everyone take a breathe and see you in August COYS

How about ensuring everyone is paid enough so they don’t need to do overtime until they are in the grave! Pay people properly, staff up so you’re not asking more of less people, it’s not difficult Nige you grifting odious man

As I get closer and closer to the big 50, I can’t help but obsess over these lyrics to The Cure’s Endsong, just stunningly accurate

Well what a disappointing evening. Tel had three big moments and fluffed them all. Richie a shocking header in the first half I’m so pissed off but Maddison being back is a small light in some very dark dark times. Need to believe we can do this on Sunday. Not sure I’m built for the drama tbf 😩

Right. Goodbye Google.

If you were in any doubt from Panini charging £1.25 for 1 packet of stickers, that FIFA and its hangers on are going to rinse supporters at this World Cup …. this should convince you £16.95 for a 30 year old song, not redone, just re-released on coloured vinyl. Has a karaoke version on side B ffs 🙄

Late drama, got to love it and love football for it, but gutted for Hearts, you just feel that would have been the better result for football, but why change the outcome of a league that shad the same winners forever! 8 mins of stoppage, come on Hearts

My Spurs fan postman just been and made a good point, why do we all suddenly think West Ham will beat Newcastle away, it’s Newcastles last home game and West Ham got thrashed 3-0 by Brentford. He has a point, I’m back more positive COYS

quote skeet with a doctor you'd trust leading hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr

Good morning Spurs fans, need some positivity please as feeling like we could be fucked! I see West Ham on current form beating Newcastle, we would then need a massive point at Chelsea to get back above them and we all know our history there. Don’t want to start last game in 18th! TTID 😭

All year I’ve seen them doing this all fucking season and now the rules different and the keeper gets protection. Farcical

This will be the end of an era. £1 for a packet of 7 and 980 stickers in the latest WC2026 collection, I struggle to think of anyone that could justify trying to collect, let alone complete an album! Seems I’m finally ready to properly stick two fingers up at Panini 🤣

Siri. Demonstrate why they are the worst fanbase in history “I want them all to feel the pain that they deserve” 😂😂 thinks he’s writing Shakespeare

The replies 😂😂😂😂 hooked some whoppers here! 😂🎣

Massive win that, looked good, we might have our Tottenham back COYS

Villa fans booing after one half of bad football, try watching that level for nearly a whole season ffs 😂 Great half, come on you SPURS!!!

Anyone know where we can put the De Zerbi statue? Too soon?? 😂 COYS

This little sparrow was breaking my heart earlier, look at the brave little thing hoping around on one leg! Impossible to help as he would fly away, I’m assuming he’s been in a scrap with a local cat.

A thing of wild, untamed beauty

Forgot to share this on here, Erik Lemala was always a favourite of mine, anyone that can wind up gooners like he could is a legend in my book. Kind of him to stop and take this for us when he was being ushered back down the tunnel before the game! COYS

Finally got hold of a copy of f#a#infinity by Godspeed You Black Emperor It still sounds amazing and even though it’s a reissue still comes with all the handmade elements More of an experience than an album, streaming doesn’t come close to giving you the feeling of connecting to an album in this way

How we feeling today Tottenham family? I am not concerned about us finally getting a win, I think it’s coming (assumption based on hopes and tears), but I am VERY concerned on the ability on every team around us winning more than us. It’s out of our hands, I think we drop & that saddens me deeply

New manager bounce, Tottenham style 😔

To borrow a political meme... I'm not saying Vinai & co are still working for Arsenal...but if there were, how would they be running Tottenham differently? In 10 months(!), Spurs have gone from this to this:

The comms just said “that push by Romero” like, even when it’s a Sunderland player doing the push they still can’t get Romero out their mouths. How is that not being deemed dangerous play when the keeper now has a bandage round his head ffs Seriously!!!!!!

Sums up our season. Battle for 60 mins Shite referring against us Huge deflection to put us behind Oh Tottenham, where do we go from here 😔

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ref please, we are not even having to make contact now and they’re getting the fouls wtf

“Not enough for a foul” This is just pure trolling now 😂

[Romero breathes] Commentator: He’s absolutely out of control. A total liability. Walking red card

Who is the co-commentator, needs to shut up. Romero barely touches the guy and he’s going on about how he’s letting people down. Yet they elbow someone in the face and it gets talked down.

Doesn’t do anything???? Blatant obstruction Come on man, at least try and hide the bias

Has to be red, surely

“After review, its Tottenham, no penalty”

Me making sure I recycle butter pots The rich “weeeee we are off to the moon” 😩

The sooner people stop needlessly participating in animal ab/use, the sooner vegans will stop talking about it

Why do people have to be like this? Bit of jokes back and forth but tben gets all angry and calls names. Some people need to stay on X

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Yeah, nah, it’s intentional break, you can’t touch me this week Tottenham, it’s not fair, please, just give us some space, it’s not you it’s…. Oh ok no it’s definitely you!!!

That’s a pen, again the commentators talking it down. Absolute agenda.

Bounteous Backyard Bird Buffet 😃

Chelsea keeper with an absolute howler. Commentators barely mentioning it, just a “shake of the head by Sanchez”. If that’s Vicario we have a week of analysing and breaking him down. The media agenda against spurs is very real.

Drop a gif you can hear

It was the best of times it was the worst of times….. sorry, typo, it was all shit 😭

This stadium is almost as cursed for us at Tottenham Hotspur stadium in London