Just had an AI bot ring me about my energy bills. I asked it who Peter rabbit is & it answered, then I asked it what rabbits eat & it told me “carrots, now about your energy bills” 😂 If you want to cold call to me, have the courtesy to at least be human. Now thinking what I can ask next time 😂

Maddison being used in the Spurs lifestyle and training photo but not the match day one is giving me heartache! 😭 Really feel for the guy!

Because Scotland got rid of the private companies and renationalized them. Never trust a Tory tbh.

Sequencing and narratives are powerful. If you woke up from a coma all summer and saw we signed Palhinha, Kudus, and Simons, you’d likely be fairly pleased.

Got this vinyl today in a charity shop. 2 things: I was today old when I found out there was an older band also called Nirvana I should read things better as Kick Drake is not Nick Cave 😂 It’s an absolute belter of a compilation from 1988! #nowspinning #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords #vinyl #VinylSky

This kind of behaviour really ticks me off, this is why it’s so hard to get tickets to gigs, some twat buys tickets because they get a wristband to wave. Seriously if you don’t like them, don’t go, let people that do like them go, really weird! Names have been removed to protect twats!

Edward Hopper - Nighthawks 1942 (Art Institute of Chicago)

I’m running a 10k at Wembley in the morning, earlier I put my number on my England shirt to wear. You know what, they have made me so ashamed I’ll not wear it now. Vile scum we have produced in this country, somehow we have allowed racists to be emboldened and it’s wrong. Makes me so sad 😞

Angeball with a Frank Engine COYS

Best half we’ve played in a while that, solid and taken our chances COYS

@booksky.club 💙📚 If anyone else is reading this incredible book, A Sound So Very Loud - The Inside Story of Every Song Oasis Recorded By Ted Kessler & Hamish MacBain I have created a playlist of songs in order they appear, just cos 😂 open.spotify.com/playlist/4kZ...

I just want to say a heartfelt thank you to West Ham for trying to cheer us Spurs fans up. Very funny, thank you West Ham get battered…..

My postman just delivered one of my most anticipated albums in some time! Wolf Alice - The Clearing Getting to hear it a day early, thank the maker for vinyl 😍 Listening now, the first two tracks feel so cinematic, sublime! @wolfalicefans.bsky.social

@wolfalicefans.bsky.social had my preorder shipping confirmation for the special vinyl this morning, now confident I’ll have it on release day, if not sooner (I live in hope)

Good to be back today at Spurs, great performance and fantastic to see Richarlison scoring again! COYS

Just as I was getting over our late surrender and penalties on Wednesday, this has arrived and the internal sadness is back! Cracking shirt though, the gold on black is very Jenas era Spurs! Need a huge statement performance tomorrow Tottenham ….. please! 🙏

Tottenham🐓 Home: another perfectly serviceable shirt. I know and get why some fans hate it but I think the red of the sponsor really works and makes it interesting. Away: another black beauty. I love the grid design. A great shirt. Third: leaked but not available.

Last night has ruined me a little. Before the game I was thinking top 8 and a decent cup run this year would be ok. Now I’m thinking the FA cup is a minimum! A solid performance, we looked sharp going forward while missing two massively creative players. Looks to look forward to COYS

Rivals laughing at Tottenham today don't realise the joke is on them: (a) Although we lost by the finest of margins, we are in a tiny pool of clubs that put 2 goals past PSG in a single game. City ⚽⚽ Villa ⚽⚽⚽ Arsenal ⚽⚽ Tottenham ⚽⚽ (b) Only one of those sides won a trophy last season. #COYS

‘The Life of a Showgirl’ coming soon.

As if we didn’t know….

In the past 6 years we’ve screened two European finals at The Lane. Arsenal today screened a pre season friendly 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That they lost 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Delicious

✅ Beating Arsenal 🙌 ✅ Sarr scoring from the half way line 🔥 ✅ Winning another trophy 🏆 COYS 😂😂😂

"Now then, now then! Owzabout yer old pal Nige fixes it for yer to surf t'internet to yer heart's content, view whatever porno yer like and not be identified at all?" "Yer'd like that, wouldn't yer? Well as long as yer vote for me I'll make it 'appen and give yer one 'o me tacky gold medals!" #OSA

This is not acceptable as the west stands back and watches

What a ride last night was! Absolutely insane crowd, sang every word so loud, the band were incredible! Best gig of my life! Oasis are a national treasure, seriously good show!

I know there’s more going on in the world, but when I walk in and see this monstrosity I’m actually disgusted. 3 hours later your hands are dry 🙄

If you want to read a quick ghost story this weekend, I'm very very proud of this one: THE GHOSTS OF KERSAL MOOR by Ellis Reed northwesthorror.com/2025/05/30/t... #ghoststory #horror #fiction

@lucyrosecreates.bsky.social I’ve just finished The Lamb, all I can say is wow. So beautifully written, yet such a dark story. I loved it. Such a melancholy ending too. Incredible and will love long in my thoughts as all great books should. Thank you

Been offered a Super Cup ticket, did literally no one else apply? 😂 Currently working out if it can work, with travel etc I can’t handle another 14 hour round trip drive, once for the UEL final was enough!

Catching up on Toon In with Me from this week, they showed a Tom & Jerry I'm pretty sure I had never seen called "Guided Mouse-ille." They spend most of it sitting at computers fighting via cat and mouse robot drones. It's from 1967!

So then, this Super Cup, you think we can just be like “nah, sorry we got our dates mixed up, we can’t make that date” asking for a friend 😭 #pleasedontmakeusplayPSG 😂

"..for ongoing contracts, I think you have to look at them contractually, within those contracts.." 🙄 I just turned over to #politicslive and that nonsense was the first thing I heard.

We keep voting to give power to the wrong people! Capitalism is a sickness that need to eradicated, until then people will still seek to profit from the misery of others.

From the @theguardian.com today, why do meat eaters try and give themselves a lift with the “strong animal welfare” shtick Like, you’ve killed the poor thing to eat, you don’t get to now pretend you care I know it’s good to have good welfare, but pretending meat eaters care about that makes me laugh

Recently posted an ornamental mirror to someone which turned up trashed (the surround had artistic metal butterflies which had been snapped) including the glass broken. Put a claim in and Parcelform come back with “mirrors are not covered”. So if you’re sending anything with these clowns, don’t!!

While the media was horrified by "Death to IDF" it somehow missed Death by IDF meme via Piara Miah

I've got my numbers mixed up Jennie's actually at number 6... and we're already into the Top 5. Starting with Bob Mortimer's The Long Shoe in fifth place. Signed copies of course, with a lovely sprayed edge I'm promised: bertsbooks.co.uk/product/the-...

@chrisgpackham.bsky.social Hi Chris, we have this fluffy fella sat in a tree at the side of our house. Any idea what it might be please? A baby Jaybird, we get them sometimes but this is probably 1.5 times the size. Beautiful bird whatever they are!

Anyone know if I’ll be able to get the new all black Spurs kit without the Krypto bollox on the sleeve! Love the kit but don’t want to be advertising pyramid schemes!

People who just keep wittering on and on in Teams calls are doomed to suffer for their eternal afterlife in the 9th circle of Hell. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

@tottenhamhotspur.com be good if you could update this app at least with the same banner as x Some of us have morals and don’t want to have to log into that bin fire to see updates from the club we love. Although the way you’re behaving lately maybe that’s where you belong 😭😭

@noscoredraws.com hi mate, pictures arrived, but I need to speak to you about it. Can I dm you somehow? Thanks

It’s easy to forget until you see his face, what a dislikable person Declan Rice is, you can see the arrogance seeping out of him. Really thinks he’s it. Joining them didn’t help obviously, but even in an England shirt I can’t stand him!

And through it all We played the way we wanted to With Big Ange Postecoglou Whether it was right or wrong It was Big Ange-ball So you can fuck off Daniel Levy And ENIC you better believe me Cos you’re all fucking scum Cos everywhere we go I’ll still love Big Ange instead TTID COYS 🥺

Been number since the news broke earlier today. 16 days ago we were on top of the world, a night in Bilbao no Spurs fan will ever forget. But once again the money men come to rip the heart and soul out of the football fan.

Does anyone know when the group stage of champions league will start, and on what channel in uk it will be on please? If I have to subscribe then so be it, I can’t be doing with trying to stream and it keep buffering at key moments. Only need it for away as will be at home games COYS

We all Real Betis tonight yeah? COYS