Discovered this week that the reason my father never progressed in rank when in the territorials is that he found himself unable to avoid correcting his superiors when they were wrong.

Fun fact if you have a rottie everyone who also has a rottie will slow down in their car to ask you questions about your rottie

Genuinely what are they asking for here

I really love the covers and collectability of Field Notes notebooks, but the paper is so arse. :( I want to be a Field Notes girly, please change your paper!!

Can tell I research the manosphere bc I read this as "sick of the Chads" and was intrigued to hear more from this anti-Chad candidate

A while back an aunt gave me a bunch of fancy pants teas called Monologue Tea that does not appear to still exist (mildly disconcerting) And this one is full of interesting things like ashwaganda, lotus, and damiana

Had a dream this morning about water rushing uphill and into a spring too small to contain it. So it flooded, but that was OK, because there were stepping stones through the flood water and my home was elevated, so it was cozy and safe. I will choose to interpret this dream positively.

Kinda bullshit that the luteal phase is like half your cycle.

I enjoy nominative determinism en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell...

What is going on here?? Why would I have a Microsoft account associated with Gmail?

Govt sold off a big block of state houses in an area Theo and I walk past. Of course the developers' first move is to cut down all the lovely old trees. So awful to see these beautiful trees reduced to stumps

Does the dreary weather know it's making my dog sad?

Romance and erotica yes, explicit sex acts no? These directly contradict. A lot of erotica is explicit.

Also the place I ordered the charging cable from last week might be a dodgy place?? Sitting here waiting for life to start getting better

Why do you do what you do? Alternatively: why do you want to do what you want to do? ("Because capitalism" taken as read, thanks)

My doctor is retiring 😭😭😭 where will I find someone else who gets me

Sitting in dr waiting room trying to remember why I made the appointment in the first place

Sir David Attenborough doesn't look at day over 85. What's his secret

My father has decided he wants to retire to the UK, where are there lots of river otters? this is a major requirement

Death By Lightning is gonna be my new hyperfixation i guess

I enjoy this opening credits sequence.

Hell of a cast in this Death By Lightning show

How are you doing?

COME ON PHILIPPE! KICK ZE BALL LIKE I TOL YOU!

"Who's Lady Jane Grey?" "WELL, when Henry VIII - " "NEVER MIND" " - HIS SON WAS A SICKLY BOY - "

Any..... last requests?

I swear I put on ONE kilo of hormonally active dead weight and my body struggles

The fatigue has been mad this week. I wanted to go to the shops today 😭

I hate the Star card. It means nothing!

People all "well maybe nz universities shouldn't use multinational offshore providers" but if any of you had to use Wahapu you wouldn't be suggesting we leave this shit to universities to design

I just pulled Gold City and the Umamusume translation/localisation team are brilliant

Honest to god you can't just get a simple app any more. It has to track xyz over time so you can see how you improve and link it to 5 other apps etc. I just want something to remind me to drink water once every 45 minutes or so. Just a reminder. I don't want to log shit.

When a post breaks containment and suddenly every terminally online political poster wants to make a comment Fuck off

Manifesting the home of my dreams by building it in The Sims 3

Left ovary so uncomfortable oh my godddd I just sneezed and I have regrets

Everything feels paper thin right now. Like it's all about to shatter. Like I'm going to wake up and discover the last 5 years were a dream

Very sad about the end of Knowledge Fight. It was my comfort podcast :(

Let's go!

How can I convince my dog that a bath would be nice and not akin to torture?

Perhaps forcing him to say things like this is her kink

Newspaper headline, Rochester, New York, 1908

Men who describe themselves as "not political": what's wrong with you?

Finally, one of these i can excel at Minute Cryptic - 30 April, 2026 "Lamb's clothing returned by wolf in front of goat - a sheepish exchange?" (8) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 4 under the community par (71,543 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Today

The speakeasy contains only women so far tonight. The cocktail they gave me is less sweet than I expected.

Gonna go write in my underground speakeasy like an old timey artist type

I have been granted by the gods hearing so excellent that I am regularly harmed by breaking cars. I don't know what it is you do to fix breaks but whatever it is, do it.

Trump is such a starfucker

Strawberry Migraine Actually a great band name.

There are two tui in the kowhai. One is puffed up and having a big natter at the other, who is so completely unbothered that I have to imagine this some kind of mating display and not a territorial one.