Eye roll, jerk off motion

Get Giuliani in there and a Bravo TV crew and we got ourselves 6 seasons of TV. At least. Cuomo yelling at Giuliani for playing his porn at full volume on his phone because he's hard of hearing. Rudy microwaving fish and Cuomo yanking the plug out of wall and throwing the appliance to the ground

Some say that L*nehan's villain arc was prompted by the reaction to that IT Crowd episode. Real heads remember his tantrum when Twitter changed the retweet functionality so he couldn't take credit for funny things other people posted

well well well, it turns out Blood Meridian IS as bleak as everybody says it is

You know who does my head in? Former PGMOL head honcho Keith Hackett. Shut up, Keith Hackett

Whoooooooo remembers when Dick Cheney shot a man

this Bears game, holy shit

Am...I meant to feel sorry for this man? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

2/10 on Catfishing today, as Halloween and the vast majority of Halloween related media is absolute dogshit

Not seeing it with Dewsbury-Hall I'm afraid

Joke's on you mate, I got mine for free

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Robert Earnshaw, I must ask: what are those

Pour one out for Diane Keaton

Lee Dixon casually suggesting that somebody was flagged offside from a corner there

Am I missing something or is this BBC Sport article just mad? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

They played more over the injury time there than they played in total at Anfield. Marvellous stuff

Show us the last four albums you listened to

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

@googlyeyecat.bsky.social you still going to Palin later? Starts 7pm on the dot apparently

A Ryder Cup captain being younger than me? Don't like it one bit

Got a hankering for a margherita from Deep Pan Pizza, Edge Lane, circa 1997

My Chemical Romance at Anfield? Hitherto unheard of levels of wool on the horizon

Thanks Keir, I feel fucking reassured

you must say, go birds

It brings me no pleasure to say that Spinal Tap 2 is absolute dogwater

Late night beef

@lowqualityregen.bsky.social seen this?

I'll say it again, Bergkamp's 1998 WC goal vs Argentina - shocking, inexcusable defending

Made an apple pie in honour of The Man With A Long Chin

Always fascinating to see the Twitter feeds of journalists who write lots about how Hill Dickinson isn't helping to regenerate the area. More reliable than a last minute penalty at Anfield.

Squirrel beef in the back garden here, and I've got a front row seat

whoooooooo remembers the Cereal Killer Cafe

lmao

Magnificent beast

What's the most amount of red flags you can fit in a paragraph?

Everyone Groans at My Shit: The House

Just pay City the £50m now

Just watched the first episode of The Pitt. I'm very, very stressed out

Turning the TVs off in the concourse before the end of the Utd shootout - disgraceful behaviour, imho

Yes Tommy!

Don't think I'll be able to cope if of anyone, Cantley beats Fleetwood tomorrow.

Be quiet Hinchcliffe; I want you to stop

Not exactly rocket science for Leeds this is it? Force the ball to the full backs and gain possession 2 seconds later

Positively Benitezian this

Today's Wordle is an utter disgrace