Whoa I’ve been sober eight years this year and I’ve been off cigarettes for three months that’s crazy to me

I’m ready to be transformed* by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be Born Again™️ in its purifying light. *healed (I twisted my knee and I’m being dramatic about it DEAL WITH IT)

Now is the time of year I focus on my indoor hobbies like lying in a dark room and going insane

11/17 Mon.　　　　　　 #KizuJapan 🇯🇵 📸 徳島県三好市 奥祖谷二重かずら橋 　Autumn leaves in the valley 🍁 Miyoshi City　　Tokushima Prefecture

I don’t care if a guy wants to wear foundation or any makeup so long as it looks practiced and DOESNT look like youre about to be interred.

I apologize for my busted face but here is my incoherent ramblings about Malenia X Cleanrot Knight Finlay Ignore if it’s not 100% accurate I know Malenia didn’t say that word for word but my Snapchat is filled with people who aren’t privy to ER lore so it’s just the gist of the matter

" ¡En este nivel no debería haber plantas devora hombres! " Podéis ver las tres versiones completas en mi Patreon 😏 patreon.com/Pinguctus

Revisit the lands threatened by the Daedric Triad: 🍄 Vvardenfell ⚙️ Clockwork City 🧝 Summerset The Daedric War Celebration returns Thursday, Nov. 20th! Where will you go first? 🔗 beth.games/49kUIcO

The photo mode in this game is crazy detailed

STARTING GHOST OF YOTEI !!!!

“And all that means is that she's going to use a softer voice when trying to disenfranchise black people and strip us of our civil rights.” Lmao

Bogs were also a steady source of iron for early european blacksmiths, as the environment/decomposing process science stuff also slowly lumped iron back together over decades. Arthurian 'lady of the lake presents sword' could be remnants of bog iron swordsmithing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_iron

“You couldn’t water board that out of me” girl we’ve seen your hole

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

At my big age I’m somehow still surprised and appalled and scandalized when I’m faced with realities like when you don’t eat you are hungry, and when you don’t sleep you are tired

youtu.be/k_bMSRN9atk?... It’s him,by the way, this guy

Encounter. 300x200px #pixelart

Falling in love with a YouTuber based entirely on the sound of his voice

Straddle my varius-me hitting on a violin player

OKAY so. After buying the tester roller bottle in September, I went ahead and bought myself the full bottle of Nosferatu by Heretic Parfum.

Lil fun fact from a fragrance fan: unless you’re buying extremely cheap stuff, you’re not wearing cologne, fellas. Perfume and Cologne are not gender specific. They are GRADE specific. It goes Parfum . . Perfume . . Cologne Most people wear perfume.

I finally finished painting this armored Revenant fanart: #Eldenring #nightreign

thinking I might try yelling CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR next time I nut in a dude

i shouldn’t be allowed to have crushes on people i should be put down like a rabid dog

men are so hot and I need to make out with them more

Digital sketches #art #portraitart

Pumpkin house (it was eaten within 30 minutes)

My “Tempo” / “Time” artwork for RoundTwo’s new Bloodborne lore book Apokalypsis: Blood. For Chapter 0 I decided to depict a pivotal event in the history of Bloodborne - the burning of Old Yharnam

“The General is in trouble because his beloved cat won’t move from his lap.”

The rapid spread of AI content is proof we dont slow down and really watch/read/comprehend the shit we share. The sharing is knee jerk. Everything is just mindless reaction followed by “DAMN I DIDNT REALIZE THE RABBIT RIDING THE BACK OF A GRIZZLE BEAR BACK WAS AI” OR “oh well it was funny”

"to view this page please disable your adblocker 🙂" nah i'll just go to a different site, cheers

Irithyll of the Boreal Valley 冷たい谷のイルシール #ダークソウル3 #DarkSouls3

More Magical Mice! (or MMM for short) #geearttag #watercolour

Did yall know the Duff family moved to Hollywood to get HAYLEY DUFF a career in acting but it was Hilary Duff that ended up famous? Lmao imagine being poor Hayley watching Lizzy McGuire like

#aofuta #haikyuu #aonetakanobu #futakuchikenji #nsfwart I decided to draw a quick sketch for Futakuchi's birthday, but the situation got out of control. I don't regret anything!

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Can't wait until december 4th so I can fight Libra with a nun #eldenring #fanart #art

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Sometimes I don’t realize how much music shapes me. Like, I just realized I gained a HUGE amount of confidence in defending myself from Ariana Grande’s song “Yes, And?”

I remembered to bring my “Good Pillow™️” from the old house to the new house today and now I am SO excited for bed lmao

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Cerulean Coast #ELDENRING

Playing with sheeps in Altus Plateau 🐑🍂 #ELDENRING #oc #ocsky #art #eldenringoc #エルデンリング

Elden Ring girls (part 1): Loretta, Lansseax, Tanith, Sellen, Malenia, Rya #eldenring #art

Elden Ring Troll

🩸unnamed, unvarnished🩸 acrylic in canvas -

"thinking of dropping the alt, idk" "the alt saw it first" "cant post, too spicy for main..." omg just drop the alt or stop talking about it

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It's important to love things, especially old forgotten things which were originally made to be loved.