when I feel down about myself I should remember that I’m a fucking funny person. making the girls at work bust out into laughter all at once is great so what I’m really saying is that I’m better than you /j

My coworker was reading an article and it said “the war on Christianity is real” and across the store on the headset I said “ISRAEL?!” We all looked at each other like this then laughed My manager must think our humor is ridiculous when she’s silently listening to us while doing office work 💀

Tennessee friends (that I do not know) PLEASE vote today!!! PLEASE! I am hoping for Aftyn to take the seat! 🤞🏻 Flip that seat!

On my way home I like to look down the train tracks to see how narrowly I missed the train & got past traffic. Today I look over and it's RIGHT in front of me. It stopped on the tracks close by but my life flashed before my eyes anyway

pals I’ve run into a creative issue. my friend came up with an idea to put options into a jar. I am obviously down for souls stuff, but I am also interested in doing horror villains portraits as a series. Any ideas? characters, icons, weapons, armor etc. other things welcome as well.

no one is coming to save us

a peek into my Snapchat rants

Divine Beast.

made a #miquella and #trina #collage last night :) #eldenring #shadowoftheerdtree #sote

First year glass animals is not in my music recap??? Who am I

Hey so don’t tell someone that they’re not a real artist? The fuck is your problem? Being compared to a good friend and you telling her that I’m a “real artist” is so messed up. There is no such thing. In front of a whole group of people too. I hope she’s embarrassed she said that and apologizes.

I officially own my car!!! Paid it all off yesterday! 🥳

I’m sorry but if you roll up all the time and order 5+ drinks at a drive thru coffee place and don’t tip at all I do not like you.

Forget calling in sick. As an artist, we should be allowed to call in creative. Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.

With MTG resigning we are really gonna need a blue wave in Georgia. They’re going to do everything they can do dissuade you but you gotta show up to get them out!

working up the courage to do this crescent shaped line

I need more dragons in film to believe they’re the most beautiful creatures on earth & demand respect. I don’t like how they make it out like dragons are powerful & then bow down at the whims of humans. Make them show humans who is REALLY in the driver’s seat. Make their allyship important.

Corporate is coming at 10:30 and I leave at 10 I win

there’s a Pokemon gym at the McDonalds next to my work. I swear there has to be workers over there that play bc gym goes back & forth between teams w familar names. My Pokemon is there rn & I gave it a berry to fully heal it.Then I realized someone is currently battling it 😭😭 I'm such a bitch omfg

I apologize for my busted face but here is my incoherent ramblings about Malenia X Cleanrot Knight Finlay Ignore if it’s not 100% accurate I know Malenia didn’t say that word for word but my Snapchat is filled with people who aren’t privy to ER lore so it’s just the gist of the matter

please I need a way to draft posts someone tell bluesky hq that drafts would be greatly appreciated 😭🫶🏻

I think I actually have a solid outline of my book now? I’ve always had the first half pretty decided for the most part but the ending was never figured out.

going on the funniest rant about Malenia x Cleanrot Knight Finlay on my Snapchat. I make myself laugh

count on me to be the one de-stigmatizing how scary spiders are. one day at a time

I have an inkling of hope that this country can be saved because republicans feel emboldened right now to break away from Trump. 1 or 2 isn’t enough bc they can be ostracized. But in groups they feel protected. They don’t want to be associated w Epstein. mainly to save their own skins but it’s huge.

mood

is it so unreasonable to ask for direct communication? say what you mean & mean what you say. beating around the bush & thinking throwing out little signs is a clear means of communication is not good enough. I’m sorry but buck up & tell people when you have a problem otherwise everyone is unhappy.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

pretty sure I’m shadow banned into oblivion on fb so I gotta detox for awhile to reset my algorithm. And cause I need a break. I’ve noticed whenever I stop posting for two or more days that more people start liking older posts. I think it’s because they can finally see them

I got the green light to wear my rabbit ear hat at work we are so fucking back. it’s a crime that I don’t get to dress up for work anymore. since I wake up at 4am you’re lucky if you get eyebrows

I’ve been taking my sweet time on this and I’m nowhere near done but I’m fighting with glare and lighting. I have no idea how I’m gonna take a pic of this 🫩 inside vs outside

I love gassing up my own natal chart Capricorn Rising and Taurus Venus holding down this mercurial fort. I love them

I’m using Obsidian to organize the newest iteration of the draft of my novel and it’s *amazing* it’ll help me finally reach a stronger ending and give it a solid backbone.

it wouldn’t be an antique store in my state if it didn’t have racist pickaninny dolls

How on God’s green earth can you as a massive company see everything happening in our country right now with the shutdown & general economical crisis, and have the AUDACITY to ask the gov for a bailout? OpenAI if your days are limited you’re on your own. Don’t promise more than you can deliver.

I’ve been saving my tip money since I started working. It’s to the point where it needs to be in our safe cause a jar full of rolls of money would be a prime target for robbers lol It’ll be a long shot but if people tip well during the holiday rush I’m hoping to hit my goal for the year

Mormons updating their garments is a double edged sword. women are beginning to deconstruct their faith bc of the change of rules. If they can suddenly change then are the other rules not set in stone? they know for damn sure God didn’t say “let thy woman wear tanktops with 3 finger width straps”

Our cats have been doing well with being introduced around each other after being separated for the most part since we got them. Just now our boy cat jumped on our older lady cat who isn’t very social. they got into it :( This is their 2nd time doing this. Back to square one 😔

my coworker said I was a horror movie aficionado & asked if I knew the horror movie where a guy had no eyelashes. She was trying to find it. I asked if she meant he had no eyelids & she said maybe? I think so? I immediately said A Haunting in Connecticut 💀 It traumatized me as a kid. I was right. 😌

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

I am incredibly tuned into politics on fb and sharing shit all the time because there’s constant updates on things. I’d rather be annoying sharing info all the time than a silent watcher of this dumpster fire.

WHITE PEACH MY BELOVED!! she will be back!!

I have a cool idea but I don’t want anyone to steal it 😭 when I learn photoshop it’s over for you bitches

My manager asked me what we were gonna listen to and I was like ehhh I was gonna give her the speaker. She goes “glass animals? 👀” I said bet. Now we are going down their entire discography in order of mood. During rush we’ll hit the high energy albums. You're welcome

this is so cool??? need

you gotta draw or the bad people will win

there’s a video of Unus Annus where mark was trying to break a watermelon with his thighs. He was visibly hurting himself. Amy said something like hey pain means your body is telling you to stop It was simple but stuck with me. I'm thought of it cause I want to paint but my arm & hand are hurting.

I have two other projects to work on but uhhh. surprise Mohg I guess

ideal pet. would adopt

VERY rough first sketch but I had to put them together to compare sizes. now imagine that the left is a tad smaller & flipped so they’re facing each other.