GO BIRDS FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE

*trying to ignore the concentration camps* i just need to lock in

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

The bastards can't stop us from sitting on the porch and having a cup of coffee

win or lose, i encourage phillies fans to read way too much into the first game. game one sets the tone for the season. your hitters are washed. your bullpen is exploding and your outfield is in shambles. you're drowning. you're drowning and everyone can tell you're high, and you'll be high forever

"Protesters lined up down the block in Cherry Hill" is a level of public outrage I literally did not think was possible

Worked with my pal @dhm.bsky.social to make these Eagles valentines:

Be Kind. Be Selfless. Be Better. Go Birds.

Go Birds.

“Do you mean to tell me a beautiful librarian made that shirt?” Yes. Precisely.

Once again United States politics are leaving me in a position where I have to find a wealthy Australian supermodel to marry and all I have to offer her is knowledge of seasons 1-9 of the Simpsons

every so often I feel compelled to point out that interlibrary loan is a goddamn miracle. If you have a library card and can wait a little while, you can have in your hands just about any book you want.* just because there’s going to be another library out there that says “Sure, we’ll send it.” 📚

Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear