Dude’s eyes are sunken approximately five feet into his vacuous skull.

The threat of arrest for trans people is an implicit threat of rape. This is what happens to incarcerated trans women.

if you hear about a snowball fight and then you show up and get mad when someone throws a snowball at you, that's your fuckin fault. bunch of pissbabies clowning themselves.

Never voting for this guy

Bipartisan consensus that the plagiarism machines destroying the environment are to be completely underwritten by tax dollars.

Any long pause or repeated stumble over a phrase is now proof positive that president grandpa both peed and pooped his pants during the speech.

Counterpoint: No. ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

Sam Bennet had my hairline [VERY NOT A COMPLIMENT]

And lest it go unsaid: fuck JT Miller.

We are trapped in the belly of a horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death and also winning gold, baby

Damn, we did it again

Women’s hockey gold: USA Men’s hockey gold: USA

USA HOCKEY BAYBEEEEE

USA USA USA USA JACK HUGHES

Holy helllllllll

Hockey app.

I am giving myself a migraine here and it fucking rules.

Awful penalty to take there

[inarticulate anxiety and excitement noises]

Double minor?

HOWWW?!

HOW?!

I can’t even make a joke about this: JT Miller fucking sucks.

Unreal stick save by Hellebuyck on Toews

Oh my god Connor Hellebuyck

That was inevitable

Holy shit Connor Hellebuyck.

Ut oh.

[extreme Flyera fan in the arena voice] SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Gotta shoot that goddamn

This is disgusting. Just embarrassed Toews.

Jon Cooper despises Sam Reinhart

Marchand dropped like he got shot lmaoooo

Matt Boldy you magnificent bastard

Absolute filth

Jordan posting 0.000 save pct now

BOLDY USA USA USA

For no specific reason I suggest everyone check Jordan Binnington’s save percentage this season for the Blues

In this extremely specific circumstance: USA USA USA USA

Gold medal game and a blizzard. Yay? ish?

Timeline cleanse

“Dad, I’m scared.”

So what’s gonna be the new Alger Hiss trial?

It’s both hilarious and horrifying that a president can throw a temper tantrum like this.

Dudes rock

put it in the Louvre