how are the #RaptureTok folks doing now that the fallback date has passed

government by baby brain loser fuckup white dudes stamping their feet and crying "no by God I'm *not* better than this and you're wrong to think I should be"

got all gold stakes, never playing black deck again #Balatro

Just gonna leave this here... act.alz.org/site/TR/Walk...

I should probably say more often that trans rights are human rights and if you don't agree I don't want to hear from you

Saying I wished a dead guy had died a funnier way isn't a "wish of harm," he's already dead, he can't be harmed. Be for real @bsky.app

Half mast, for that fucking goofball? For real?

My track for September is actually a 3-track EP for a soundtrack jam. It goes some places. Hope u enjoi

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

POV you are in the waiting room at the zombie physician's office soundcloud.com/jarrod-green...

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

I knew my house had old galvanized pipes, but apparently the plumbing also includes*electrical conduit.* I should be legally allowed to track down the slumlord who owned it before me and punch him in the mouth

God if You are real and good, when are You going to set an Exodus-style death plague upon venture capitalists? We all know You've done worse things for worse reasons, why are You being such a little Bitch about this

I've gotten offers to sell my voice to these slop mills. One nice payday, after which they can put whatever words they want into your mouth, without exception, forever. Nothing but another poverty trap. More VC-backed shitbags preying on desperate people in creative fields.

I really admire all the people I know who do artistic things knowing they won’t get much, if any, money for doing it but just because they love seeing people like it. It really is the best feeling.

ONLY ONE REMAINS Now to play Black Deck past Red Stake lol this is gonna be miserable #Balatro

technically late but i'm counting it soundcloud.com/jarrod-green...

just saw a dude in a maga-style cap that read "drill baby drill," as if to say "I am fundamentally incapable of feeling shame and have been nursing this grudge long enough that it could go to an R-rated movie unsupervised." he looked like he was in his mid 20s so opening the schools won't even help

Not sure whose wires got crossed here, but that bald dude is still voiced by this bald dude

Can we please just pick a romanization convention for Korean and stick with it. Are any of them even good. How do you start a word with "tt"

Mario Kart World thoughts so far + driving mechanics + racing leather Pauline - highway tracks - where are the rest of Pauline's outfits

One of those stories that makes you wanna see a guy in a suit getting the shit stomped out of him by an entire working class neighborhood

Ketchup fucking sucks. If you don't have a better sauce than ketchup I will eat my fries bone dry

If a Tesla is within your budget, so is a Hyundai Ioniq. Better EVs that don't emit lethal levels of Hitler particles

new thing

I've only been to NYC once in my life (New Yorkers beg your local con runners to book me plz) but I'm glad Mamdani won, both for his actual policy ideas and for the fact that all the dumbest grossest hog-people are deeply upset about it

Before yesterday’s attack, just 16% of Americans — and only 19% of Republicans — said they supported the U.S. bombing Iran. Good to take stock of where opinion is before partisan polarization and the follow-the-leader effects override prior preferences. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/polls-amer...

crying, shaking, throwing up because I can't shout slurs across the break room or call my coworkers "sweet cheeks" without getting fired

MST3K has started uploading the entirety of the DVDs to Youtube, intros, menus, documentaries, and all, each in their own video. That's pretty neat. #MST3K www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E3...

Do Dutch people actually put diced raw onions on their fries? Like the flavors work fine but... those are just diced onions sitting on potato sticks man, how do you make them stay together for eating

Hey #Minneapolis #StPaul did you know I'm gonna be at St Paul RiverCentre all weekend? Cause I am! www.instagram.com/stories/jcgr...

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

They need to make another #SuperSmashBros so they can put Travis Touchdown in it

boy I hope this agreement passes muster with the international labor law experts of the Genshin Impact subreddit

Nintendo: Hey, you can buy the Switch 2 RIGHT NOW! Me: You mean you got to me on your wait-list? Nintendo: Oh! Haha. No

This thread is utterly shocking to me

hey it's that thing I did! youtu.be/J7tLlFzN9QE #music #elevator

It's been a while 🎶

hey creatives! if you're working on a game or motion comic or video essay that calls for chintzy elevator music, here's some you can loop forever! you can use it in whatever as long as you give credit and don't modify it! jrod131.itch.io/long-ride-up... #GameDev #video #music #ArtisanalHandmadeSlop

They're making us a "Last Best Final Offer" we can (and must) refuse. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zws...

I've seen that video of the corgi skating down the stairs so many times and I still click on it every time

Please help out if you can. The engineers/TCs don't get a lot of recognition, but they're our friends and colleagues and they pull a huge amount of weight in this industry.

oh fuck *off*

Being governed by your insecurities makes you act like a weird dickhead, which is probably a greater social liability than whatever you're insecure about. (Dudes: this is the actual reason girls don't like you)

accidentally opened Dwarf Fortress again. see y'all in a month

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

Why did Ben & Jerry give Jimmy Fallon such a good ice cream even though he sucks

my band Horsepowers booked a last-minute fill-in chaos debut set with my other band Ox Combine last night, and the music isn't out there yet so I'm going to count this as my song for this month