I nuked my Everything App account as a birthday present to myself. I'd already been off it a good long while. I don't miss it. You can leave. It'll be okay

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

bad bunny halftime show did a very good job of threading the needle of "insane to get mad at" and also "will make conservatives insanely mad"

Sure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think

i made you this for my birthday

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

corporate death penalty for food companies that put non-integer numbers of servings in packages of prepared foods

democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why aren’t you happy. why aren’t you grateful

there are no good people in ICE. no good person could excuse ICE's behavior. your friends and relatives who are carrying water for the Trump regime would have been Good Germans 90 years ago and you should tell them so, from your chest, to their faces

Winter Storm Watch upgraded to Winter Storm Warning. Bottle of Smith & Cross and hot buttered rum fixin's in hand, grocery delivery inbound. Come at me, winter (plz no kill power grid, I'm just a li'l guy)

honse youtube.com/shorts/0piAH...

totally forgot to post the December 2025 tracks, but here they are (they go with the November one) soundcloud.com/jarrod-green...

currently infusing a batch of simple syrup with dried wood ear mushrooms and peppercorns to make some kind of fucked up boot leather Old Fashioned, not that you asked

A teacher of mine from high school used to sing this fun little rhyme to the tune of Brother John: "Revelations, Revelations 21:8, 21:8 Liars go to hell Liars go to hell Burn, burn, burn Burn, burn, burn" Before I quit Facebook, he blocked me for telling him Trump's border policy wasn't popular.

doing margarita experiments. will report back

subscribe to www.youtube.com/@Horsepowers... ok

Hey it's 2026 y'all. Remember there's more of us than there are of them, plus they all secretly hate each other as much as you hate them

Merry stupid 80° Christmas my fellow Texans

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

one important thing people lose sight of around the holidays: eggnog is a method of preserving eggs with booze. if your nog isn't murderously alcoholic, you are failing your ancestors and spitting in God's eye

Tried malort for the first time last night. Yeah it's not good but stop being such pussies about it

booooo this shit suuuuuucks

Had a great time reuniting with Wirewings to play the legendary @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social yesterday, and getting to see Baboon absolutely tear it up!

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

If you're at Anime Frontier this weekend, you can head a few blocks down the road to the Boiled Owl Tavern tonight for a free show! First act is at 9:30, my band Ox Combine plays at 10:30. Come watch us shred and figure out if we're punk or metal!

"All of those who work forces The Lord fully endorses" -RATM, probably

was making a set of loopable tracks for a jam entry, but the coder had to drop out for health reasons so here's this soundcloud.com/jarrod-green...

I play Arnold Hail, level 7 Dragon Slayer/Boob Guy, in the English dub of #letthisgrievingsoulretire. Also I'm the script supervisor. It's been a blast on both fronts! Thanks to Jeremy Inman for having me! www.crunchyroll.com/news/announc... First 13 episodes out now on Crunchyroll!

has anyone hacked an alternative engine sound into a Chevy Bolt. asking for a friend

Anyone ever notice how American poison is green while Japanese poison is purple

I'd watch so many more games if they had vibes-based lower thirds

How can a brand called this cost this much

two villages on opposite banks of a river in rural England called "Shidding" and "Farding." is this anything

Some folks feel really validated by having keys jingled at them and are just excited to have a machine that can jingle an infinite variety of keys in an unlimited number of patterns

live footage from Chuck Schumer's office

By this time next year my weight could be down to almost -200 lbs

See what happens when Democrats actually *fucking stand for something*

oh no

tag urself, I'm the subway car strafing into view @ 0:16

just imagining a director hearing the read at 0:10 ("left- or right-moving platform...?") and wondering who cast this dude

Twenty bucks says the gestapo driver caused the crash in the first place

how will they shoehorn a girl with a pixie cut taking a shower into a competitive multiplayer game? excited to find out

Maybe I don't know any extreme leftists because I can't imagine anyone has ever looked at Nick Fuentes and felt anything less hostile than "this bitch needs a swirly," outside of other bitches similarly in need of a swirly

we're fuckin' Horsepowers and here we go! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIhy...

how are the #RaptureTok folks doing now that the fallback date has passed

government by baby brain loser fuckup white dudes stamping their feet and crying "no by God I'm *not* better than this and you're wrong to think I should be"

got all gold stakes, never playing black deck again #Balatro

Just gonna leave this here... act.alz.org/site/TR/Walk...