gamers keep reloading my boss fight because the death animation where I fall on my front makes my ass jiggle

you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse

is that what we’re calling it now

PSA because I'm tired of this 🧵

oh boy another business email about buying the rights to SLARPG, but this time they offered a more serious amount of money than $100 (not that i'd say yes for any amount), but also it was from a japanese AI startup investment company trying to scoop up steam games for some idiotic reason

uma musume if it wasn't made by p*rv*rts!!!

oh my god. I see the vision. I see the Tezuka horse girls so clearly in my mind palace. I must draw this.

watching your cat sleep peacefully has to be one of the greatest joys in life. no complications, no stress, just a happy lil dude havin' a nap, with no idea I am taking 500 pictures of him like an absolute creep

they're fine. ignore that buzzing sound #MootArt

(agonized) The Character

Like if a wizard was a faggot

THIS WEEK BABEY If you were thinking of going and decided “why yes, I would like some bee wine and funny apple juice after work with animal people” now is the time to SIGN UP 💙💛💙💛💙💛

when a trans person exists in a video game

So it turns out if you go cybernetic in Stellaris, then there's a risk that your species will invent the War Thunder forums.

all nerds must be smothered

I did the thing, because I needed to take my mind off pissing off friends and other shit. Big fem dragon sona doing The Bully in the alleyway. If you stay pressed on my belly like this for more than 15 seconds, I become your dragon date and you gotta pay for the several dozens burgers for me.

"Chat, does he know?" is just this decade's version of

*plink*

Tsukiko Howls

Let’s have a conversation about who should be allowed to play Helen of Troy *after* we stop pretending Jesus was white

I don't care how much you like Good Omens or Sandman or Coraline or whatever - do not support this fucking horror of a man's works.

Incineroar and Typhlosion breeding and filling Ditto~ Commission for @spacetriptoad.bsky.social #furrybara #furry #bara #incineroar #typhlosion #pokemon #nsfw

🎨 Pokemon-Dangerous friends 5 "You like this position?"

Furry cons will change your life tbh. Imagine 3-4 days of socialization where the vast majority of the content - instead of being tied to corporate franchises and pre-existing IPs - is just passionate people expressing themselves and sharing their interests. And also, SHITLOADS of free, warm hugs.

You have to be explicit that the littles and the ferals are welcome when you say that your blog is a "safe space for the freaks," because folks have figured out that they can adopt that more vague kink positive language without any obligation to actually follow it through.

でゔでゔにゃん

The depiction of queer people in one piece is so crazy because visually it's like anti trans 4chan memes and then narratively it's like gender is fake, queers are allies of freedom loving people everywhere, and this protagonist uses force fem attacks

Nanaki's in a particular mood, think you can sate her desires?~ Gorgeous YCH piece by Sammy on FA! 💖 #furryart #NSFW #NSFWfurry #WolfNanakiArt

MOTHERFUCKER

circle of life

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Big red boy!

when are they going to let Link wear his little "CUNT." top again

You might have anticipated gas rationing, but what about motor oil rationing?

jesus fucking christ

straight ally vrlitwhai kridanik

stay safe out there

I mean

some of you need to realize that being a hater can be a good thing. and some of you need to realize that living your life constantly thinking abt stuff you hate and despise is exhausting and not a good way to live

wanted to do some lighting practice and Adra'tar ended up being my subject :) i don't think i've done a fully colored art of him in years but now i have something nice for his trp! #worldofwarcraft #draenei

Y'all go follow @evbright.bsky.social He makes some of the best art I've ever looked at

found the post of all time for the shit I be feeling lately, oh my fucking god

rejected as technology stagnation causes a phenomenon where the relative boundary of "retro" doesn't shift at quite the same rate, this can be tracked by referencing relevant Sonic game releases over a given time period, google sonic inflation for more inf-

I was right then and I'm right now

Trying to make myself remember to say “AI images” instead of “AI art” so I always keep in mind that LLMs cannot make art.