I’ve been a very devoted reader of the Garth Marenghi TerrorTome series. I am delighted that there is a third book! I am devastated that I can’t buy it in hardcover. My beautiful trilogy, divided.

It’s the busy time at work and the country is collapsing but I stay silly in LUMOISE CITY, BABY

How dare John Cena walk into the Prudential Center wearing Jets colors

Bill Hader has the vibe of a brown-eyed man and I always surprised when I am reminded he is not during my monthly rewatch of the Dear Sister sketch.

Really doing the Charles Foster Kane there, huh.

Just got a comment on my rather old Law & Order SVU/Batman crossover fanfiction and it absolutely made my day. Why yes, random person, I too thought that Barba formerly working in the Gotham DA’s office was cool

Matt, on the Coldplay infidelity situation: That’s the face of a man who just didn’t get Viva la Vida

House just mentioned Dead Poets Society and this is messing me up so hard. Did the character of Neil really resonate with Wilson?

I am deep in the trenches of House season 8. Chase is a television personality called “Doctor Down Under”, Taub has two infant daughters named Sophie and Sophia. House is in a sham marriage with a beautiful Ukrainian immigrant. Foreman’s the same, actually

House gets wildly experimental post season five and I’m kind of here for it

I actually wrote a thesis on “The Widow is Creating Other Widows” back in film schoo

Six seasons deep into House and the biggest thing I’ve learned is that Hugh Laurie cannot stop making a specific face whenever he is playing a musical instrument. Saw it in Bit of Fry and Laurie and I see it in House

Occasionally I like to bait my phobia of people in mascot costumes by forcing myself to watch videos like this, so I can pick out the things that chill me With Gritty, it’s the eyes It’s always the eyes

House MD has twelve days left on Peacock so you all have to deal with the results of me binging 8 seasons in a short period of time.

No Kings in Morristown

Matt, watching John Cena rant on Smackdown: I feel like I’m watching Death Note.

Another day, another humiliation ritual for Rona

Dr. Gregory House is the Ludwig of diagnostic medicine. (This is only funny if you know that Ludwig is a British tv show from 2024)

One of the things that tickles me about the upcoming #NoKings rally in Morristown is that we’ve been told not to park in the parking lot of the grocery store across the street: named Kings. No Kings Parking at No Kings

SHIELD • YOUR • NEIGHBORS Here in #LosAngeles, we protect our neighbors at all costs.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

My heart is with LA and California today. This is an unprecedented attack on American freedom.

she's john wicking my shit just straight up going boogeyman on that thing

magneto was right.

I got so hype when the Wyatt Sicks showed up tonight on #Smackdown, incredible amazing no notes

I feel like this entire month has been soggy as hell

i've said it before and i'll say it again: every major cultural battle of our current moment is present in some protean form during the music video for the offspring's 1998 hit single, "why don't you get a job"

A horror novel concept walked fully formed into my brain this morning and the scribbles have begun. #writing

Today marks the day that the Universe, several years after my birth, said "And now: @catherinecatiecat.bsky.social" Happy birthday, birthday twin!

Black Smoke again?!!? #papalconclave

Antidepressants have brought out the Disney Princess, insufferable my whimsical part of me that should have atrophied in high school but I just picked flowers outside and I still start every walk with a skip so what I am saying is never let the party die. In fact, the party sleeps in you still.

I’ve been long obsessed with what cultural impact Gotham City’s existence would have had on South Jersey, but today I’ve been lost in thought about the impact that having a bustling metropolis (not Metropolis) would have on Atlantic City, specially what the show Boardwalk Empire would look like

Things I have said “the poet cannot close his eyes” about since hearing Werner Herzog say it about pro wrestling: Riverdale Several episodes from the later seasons of Criminal Minds Tonight’s episode of Smackdown

Binged four episodes of Ludwig in a row, went to bed and had a dream where I was solving the puzzle of the Route 80 sinkhole. I did not solve the puzzle. I am not as cool as Ludwig.

Karrion Kross was right. #wrestlemania

CM Punk is Betty, Roman Reigns is Veronica. Paul has but one choice The Cheryl Blossom of it all: Seth Freakin Rollins #wwe

Everything has gotten so painfully, painfully stupid.

"oh I'm too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can't appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

Delighted to see El Jefe on top again. #MLWBattleRiot

Wow I’m legitimately proud of Cory Booker! Hell yeah New Jersey rise up!

Sen. Cory Booker just entered hour 16 of his marathon magical girl transformation on the Senate floor. He has spent all night slowly spinning around in a field of twinkling stars and striking cool fashion poses. So far he has materialized one long opera glove and a silver tiara with topaz inlay.

I’m adjusting to new brain meds (agaaaaain) and boy it’s a rollercoaster

the doelle incident #tdov #transdayofvisibility

Low key cannot get The Ballad of Ambrose and Gunnel (of #Severance fame) out of my head. Absolute banger. Need it to be my ringtone.