Do you understand how hard it is to get out of bed every day when I wake up with this snooze vortex next to me? Do you??

mwah~ a kiss for you all :3 🎨: @aseethe.bsky.social

the contemplative girl

finally have art that's safe enough for a profile photo (thanks sweetie) her ears are 5g receivers btw

“If they can convict a president for breaking the law, they can convict anybody!” Right, that’s the whole point. Our laws actually apply to everyone. Congrats on just now figuring out how that works.

Eat me like one of your French toasts

please stop using DMs to plan heists. they arent secure. on a side note, everyone has seen oceans eleven at this point so i would maybe change the plan a bit

El Paso, Texas ✨

Caught red handed or should we say prosciutto pawed?

Reapply the dye~ Sketch of my new girl Marai from @kirillk.bsky.social

i'm the kind of maniac that will say "wait" while we're walking so i can lean in to a flower and try to smell it. and then you will say "what does it smell like" and i will say "nothing" because they can't all be winners

It’s the constellation on the side of the spotted trunkfish that puts its fit over the top 👌🌌👜🐠 www.instagram.com/reel/C7Fwa2G...

Oh, yeah, that guy’s a real character. We summoned him from a novel using a ritual we found online. He’s miserable because the woman he was created to love doesn’t exist in our world. We don’t know how to send him back and we’re afraid of what would happen if he dies

first post @asterias.bsky.social is cute that's all