The EU really should drop any mutual recognition of standards they have with the US government Our regulatory bodies aren't functioning, and the people who would be subject to those regulations know it. US goods are dangerous

31 years ago this month, I warned that America was becoming a two-tiered society composed of a few winners and a larger group left behind, whose anger and disillusionment could be easily manipulated. I took a lot of heat for this speech. Watch and tell me if I was wrong.

I forgot that children are little plague monsters

If a court ruled the National guard deployments illegal, and there’s an obligation to disobey illegal orders, shouldn’t they just go home?

My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom

It's amazing how often stories about traffic violence bend over backwards to remove agency from drivers and ignore how infrastructure may have contributed. Also, a pedestrian crash is when two people walking bump into each other.

How does this even happen? www.dhs.gov/leadership#:...

maybe i am going insane

I don’t know if anybody is still mad about it, but Pluto is smaller than the moon. It didn’t deserve to be a planet

8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.

they're allowed to bring this up now that Pelosi is retiring lol

I just learned that Tim Curry isn’t in Dunston Checks In I have seen that movie hundreds of times. It was my little sisters favorite movie when she was six My grasp on reality is looser

I will not vote for any democrat that doesnt commit to ending Citizens United and raising taxes on the wealthy

I will never apologize for a post

put an onion in your next smoothie. I dare you

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:

Until today I thought the song was about knights in white satin

Every Forbes article is just an ad

The fact that there are people who want to make sure we can’t teach this in schools

I just discovered my microwave's hidden child lock feature. I figured out how to disable it just moments before panic set in

too real lol

I've got a whole bottle of Bristol Cream Sherry, and no idea why it's here

petro is so beast

Controversial take: you should be able to walk around your home city any hour of day or night without having to play frogger with 2 ton lifted vanity trucks

If a US president is compromised by illicit documents, those documents are only dangerous to the United States so long as they’re secret You can’t blackmail somebody with public info

It’s a strange situation when we’ve established the POTUS is a criminal, we’re just trying to find a crime his party wouldn’t be okay with.

The won’t release the Epstein Files, RELEASE THE DATING PROFILES You heard something at party? LET US ALL KNOW If they think starving babies is funny? Let’s get MOTHERFUCKING HILARIOUS

I get that the mass proliferation of gambling is the "circus" bit, but I'm struggling to grasp how yanking people's food support satisfies "bread"

No Andrew. No means no. NO.

what the fuck scotus?

It's impossible to be an immigrant in this country. If ICE doesn't get you, a terrified, heavily armed, Fox News viewer will. This poor woman didn't even have the chance to say anything. He shot her through the door and said it was a home invasion.

Are You on Trump’s List of Domestic Terrorists? There’s No Way to Know. The Trump administration is using NSPM-7 to compile the names of alleged domestic terror groups. It won’t tell us who’s on the list.

I'd imagine a guy who can teleport could play a more productive role in shipping logistics than inspecting packages

The NYT is having some serious issues with cope right now.

I wanna see the Mamdani v Sliwa race without couomo in the way

Uh oh, daddy trump just blamed the shutdowns on da widdle republicans

They remodeled the Lincoln bathroom and didn’t even get a nice toilet I guess at least there’s marble and gold

Most people think political corruption is a big problem in New Jersey. Who’d have thought

Yeah, that tracks

imagine facing a perjury charge for lying about the integrity of a sandwich under oath

Do you think it perplexes dogs that people don't hold Ball in the same regard that they do?

made some broccoli cheese soup and really fucking nailed it. no notes

IT IS THE FIRST SONG OF HALLOWEEN!!!

A groups of geese are called different things based on wether or not they're flying