There's no way they implemented that shit securely Somebody out there knows all the shit these people have been talking about

People who think that LLMs are just smart little digital dudes are going to be the fucking death of all of us Discourse and thought are dead, and the truly ignorant are asking chatGPT how deep the graves need to be

How about this, I'll go start a fire in an orphanage, and then I'll piss it out before the whole building goes up. Once I've zipped up and washed my hands, we can talk about where to send the Nobel prize that I deserve for saving all them orphans

knowing who follows shitty people and then calling them out for it is just too much power for us puny mortals "Stop using this tool for the only thing it's good for!"

How is it that rail workers and air traffic controllers can be compelled to work, but Congress can’t?

How do we convince all the rich fucks that the world has ended so that they fuck off into their bunkers for the next fifty years?

Have people started sending the dismissive "silence, brand!" shit to influencers yet? Somebody should

If you don't pick your mascot, your mascot will pick you.

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve. Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead. Everyone: Okay. Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

news seems to be bending over backwards to not just report that the president *declared a civil war today*, describing the military occupation of major urban areas "a war too. it's a war from within"

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

Way to bend over, YouTube

SPOT ON! LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE AND CENSORSHIP BY THE GOVERNMENT WHAT IT IS!

If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”

We should be using all of our science to develop hotdogs that are good for you

Costco has a fundamental misunderstanding of what enchiladas It's neither authentic nor is it the cheesy midwestern variant What they've sold me is good, but it's a chicken tortilla soup casserole

Anybody ever notice how Carl Sagan sounds just like Kermit the Frog? I'm not tryin to start nothin, but I've never seen them in the same place at the same time

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Costco, you ok? I’m trying to wrap my brain around “ketchup is hot sauce” in a way that doesn’t make me really sad

what if we DID get raptured, and it's just the same

what if we just declared our insufficient health care system to be a crisis, seized production centers to produce medical equipment, and dispatched the military to build and operate hospitals in underserved areas?

Everybody still here? Or wait, is the rapture later today? I couldn’t find a program, so I don’t knots the schedule

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Geese on Facts

They put Jimmy Kimmel back on the air, but seem to have completely missed the point If there hadn't been government pressure to take him off air, nobody would have given two shits if his show was canceled, offensive or not

If you are grieving this hate merchant today, you are every conman’s mark. I can guarantee that you will find yourself forever bewildered at how everyone you’re surrounded with takes advantage of you. But don’t worry, at least you hate the same people, which makes it all okay, doesn’t it?

The OG Megazord is the composite of two dinosaurs, two prehistoric mammals, and one pterosaur, but Zordon had the gall to call them "Dinozords" This fucking guy

Before you jerk your knees, the title is a reference to an article about the Gulf War and how it was presented dishonestly in the media

Happy Rapture Eve, everyone!

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.

Frank Interlandi on the crisis of confidence in government, July 1973.

Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"

after extensive wind tunnel testing and analysis, I've concluded that airplane mode is a complete scam. it doesn't change the phone's aerodynamics in the slightest.

Apparently the church folks are gettin real weird again They're sayin the rapture is coming next week

why do people think they should all stand in big groups directly in front of the bar they've just walked out of? Don't mind all the folks trying to use the side walk or door, just keep on staring blankly at each other, taking up all the god damned space

This story is from today, but the crash actually happened on September 7 in Germany. Don't buy a Tesla.

If I never go to sleep, I can never wake up hungover

Youtube has tried to serve me two AI philosophy videos in the last hour about how empathy is dangerous and you should be hurting people

If they really wanted to fuck the production companies, folks would be takin a page from nirvana's book and botching shit on purpose Disney still has to pay the crew for bad takes, and when they eventually give up, they end up with a shit show Hell it brands itself. Bad takes for bad takes.

Now that Trump's 15 billion dollar suit against NYT has been thrown out, watch as they continue to gargle his balls for absolutely no reason

Ezra Klein thinks the only way to win elections is to become republicans Fuck listening to the electorate and running progressive candidates Abandon your principles and join the fascists, cause you can't lose if you give up

What if we did Logan's Run, but for money? Instead of when you turn 30, you die when you make a billion dollars Renew! Renew!

it's a shame that Disney was allowed to snatch up all the entertainment IP, but on the upside, now that creative folks are deciding not to work with them, we might get cool new stuff that isn't a rehashed marvel story or being shoehorned into Star Wars

There’s nothing as frustrating as trying to help somebody debug something while they’re trying to learn vim