I've got mixed feelings about encouraging pharma companies to disregard or actively reject regulatory instructions around medication. I think that's a door that, once opened, may not be closable

Stop paying farmers to destroy food stop guaranteeing arbitrary crop markets if you want to subsidize food, give the money to people who need to buy food end farm subsidies

destroying the trees themselves instead of the peaches is where this goes from unmitigated greed into actual evil

Here's how it works: If you notice our mods or employees doing or saying weird shit in public, we'll give you an arbitrary number of strikes and take inconsistent punitive actions against your account. Stop perceiving our perverts! It'll bother their little feels!

if you live in a district that's hard red, you'd may as well switch your registration and fuck up the republican primary. I don't know how else you could have any say over who's ruling you

The irony of making a season of The Boys where the major themes are around accepting endings and death while desperately trying to shove in prequel characters to keep the IP alive past it's prime

if you ever want to feel self-conscious, look at yourself naked in somebody else's bathroom mirror. the lighting is different and it'll draw your attention to all your flaws make sure it's cool if you're naked in their bathroom first. creeps

We made a comic about a starfish.

Drop some DC

Oh shit, I thought ted turner died like 10 years ago. good for him I guess

Don't hate the collaborators, hate the system! It doesn't matter that they help perpetuate the system if we don't think or talk about it!

"Civilians intercept SS bullets"

you can tell these assassination attempts aren't serious because nobody is using fpv drones

this is bananas but wouldn't it be amazing if it worked lol

This morning was dog chaos. Somebody needed to pee at 2am, then 5am began the rumpus. Somehow in the intervening 3 hours, somebody peed on the rug 3 times. Breakfast was musical chairs with food, then in the 20 minutes I spent in the shower, one or more somebodies pooped in the living room

I just ran most of a pot of coffee before I realized that I forgot to put the coffee in

Fun fact: the "supreme" in "Supreme Court" is actually short for "white supremacy" it's an old family name

A hot fresh corn dog from the amusement park was absolutely divine when I was a kid. (86 the ketchup) 😉

Call me crazy but I think the GOP is guilty of treason

I had tin of smoked oysters with greek yogurt and hot sauce on a sleeve a ritz crackers for dinner I am not sure what kind of idea it was

Give a man a fish and he'll say "what's this? I ordered chicken". Teach a man to fish and he's all "you're an awful waiter" and "get me the manager".

Spy on us in our car, daddy! Surely that's a better strategy than spending money to reduce car reliance

I owe Peter Gabriel an apology. Until today, I thought Solsbury Hill was a Phil Collins’s song off the Tarzan sound track

I think I caused a repetitive stress injury in my right pinky from holding my phone wrong too much or I'm old and arthritis is getting me

Surely this bodes well for how things are going at bsky hq

Shucked is Beauty and the Beast, but with Beast and Gaston switched

Tired: Corporations are people Wired: Oil barrels are cruise passengers

Actual podcast where Kennedy says those black kids would be "re-parented" newrepublic.com/post/209154/...

Erika Kirk is out there crying over the plight of young white mailmen. it's about time somebody stood up against the persecution of postal workers

On bad apologetics about homosexuality & the Bible #maklelan3243 youtu.be/2SXbJ1r4Scg

you wanna jump a shark? Try strapping a pregnant lady to the top of a planetary launch vehicle and using it to catapult her onto a space station in orbit so she can resolve her urgent birthing emergency

you'd think they'd be natural allies, what with the Vatican's history of protecting pedophiles

I hope the Whitehouse and the Vatican both lose

The interpersonal drama that has taken over for all mankind is getting real weird

I miss my waffle iron

The nonprofit that runs the successful, Pulitzer-winning Baltimore Banner is going to take over the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Of all the possible outcomes here, this is likely the best we could have hoped for. apnews.com/article/pitt...

I made some tortillas, and now I just keep eating tacos. I don't know what to do about it

Seems like this dude is spending a lot of time posting when he should be out getting shot by the cops

The Cheers theme song is stuck in my head again. I can't keep living like this.

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

Rally at the White House tonight

is there a concerted effort to make blue sky a miserable space by flooding the zone with posts about dead pets, or is there some massive wave of pet death happening?

them: moon landing was faked me: obviously them: so you agree me: the moon is fake so yeah

Just saw water of elephants. Loved it. Now I'm sad and have wander lust.

Yeah Im not cheering for doing war crimes to save someone participating in war crimes