Phew, my local isn't on this list

"The article also mentions a lack of scientific consensus on what constitutes a normal amount of semen volume. Some guys assume they aren’t coming as much as they should, while others have partners who are reportedly disappointed in the amount of semen they’re producing" 🤣🤣🤣

"So within the LDP there are vicious struggles within different factions - they all want their own faction to get the top job. So even though you might be selected as leader, as soon as you're in office, you have dozens of people manoeuvring to try to get you out again."

How Louvre gang carried out France's most shocking theft - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

"For Sheila, from Wiltshire, the improvement is even more dramatic. Without the implant, she is completely unable to read. But when we filmed Sheila reading an eye chart at Moorfields Hospital, she did not make a single error. After completing it, she punched the air and cheered."

Here's your reminder that This Way Madness Lies does NOT use Amazon Web Services in any way and is NOT affected by the outage. It is a magical girl RPG with a bunch of theater kids saving the worlds of Shakespeare from cosmic evil. Your choice is clear. store.steampowered.com/app/1318970/...

I mean at least Tron Ares gave us a Nine Inch Nails soundtrack?

AWS is down if you're wondering why shit's not working this morning

That right there is a man who's gonna solve the mystery by walking up to every Frenchman in the area and asking, "If I do this, 🤘, would that mean anything to you?"

Louvre museum robbery: how the thieves broke in, what they stole and what happens next

AI-generated ‘poverty porn’ fake images being used by aid agencies

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

"Lack and colleagues showed that introducing peanut products in infancy reduced the future risk of developing food allergies by more than 80 percent. Later analysis showed that the protection persisted in about 70 percent of kids into adolescence."

it's that time of year again

“What Linux distribution do you use?” “My wife left me”

I’d just like to point out that a 12 foot skeleton is roughly the same price as two therapy session. Just gonna leave that here.

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today I learned there's now 21 different sorts of ice

what a surprise. this is my surprised face 😑

will this be the year of Linux on the desktop?

I've seen a lot of posts on social media suggesting there's something dodgy about these protests and people shouldn't go to them, is that just a false flag operation by the right wing, or are they actually dodgy?

a cat is for life, not just for Halloween

MindsEye: How ex-Grand Theft Auto boss’s grand vision became a £200m flop - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Good! There's far too many of those shops as it is

"Minister Ian Murray has already said that the right to work ID will be mandatory as “it’s mandatory already to be able to prove that you can work in the UK”. This suggests that digital IDs will be compulsory [...] in situations where ID is currently needed to prove the right to certain privileges."

what's that? you mean it's possible to take down a gunman WITHOUT having guns yourself? who knew!

brb, uninstalling Office from my gaming handheld (it has been on this screen for like five minutes)

I don’t get a ton of opportunities to promote my video game, but any time redaction is in the news… ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ ◼️ mrgan.com/blackbar/

“Well-meaning” people are using machine translation to write Wikipedia articles in languages that they don’t speak themselves, accelerating the degeneration in quality of the web corpus for several languages with relatively few native speakers. www.technologyreview.com/2025/09/25/1...

what is this blasphemy

Urgh. I hate this. I’ve had books come out in December and let me tell you, it ain’t great.

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saw this on a meme page on Facebook and it made me chuckle

No. I will not vote to allow 15 million people to lose their health insurance and watch 50,000 Americans die each year unnecessarily. No. I will not vote to double premiums for 20 million. Republicans must come to the table and negotiate an end to the shutdown.

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

I went to Marina Abramović’s erotic, explicit new art show – and there was an awful lot to take in | Adrian Chiles

"This shows that if Israel, with the whole world watching, can treat a well-known, white person with a Swedish passport this way, just imagine what they do to Palestinians behind closed doors."

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free. When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Well now I'm curious about this game

Authorities in Missouri issue an arrest warrant for a man accused of ordering his 6-year-old daughter to repeatedly assault another girl on a school bus last week, officials say.

whole thing is a really good read; i screamed out loud when i read this part

yeah well we're not the danes and estonians and our government is not the danish or estonian government. they cannot be trusted not to turn this into some kind of overarching surveillance tool.

I feel the same way about Disney, or WWE, etc. It's not that these brands are inherently sacred and deserving of respect, but that I think a company has a responsibility to its audience. They're evil, blood-sucking corporations, but they ought to have the decency to make beautiful art, y'know?

Windows 10 is dead. Microsoft has now released the final mainstream OS update for Windows 10 PCs, and with it has marked the end of servicing. www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

Considering the fact that Antifa means anti-fascism, you would expect for most people to be antifa unless they are, in fact, pro-fascism. This is basic logic and I don’t understand why we have to keep explaining it.

I'm actually interested to see how this turns out, because if American courts decide they don't have to pay then that'll put the tin lid on the OSA and make it basically unenforceable on companies outside the UK.

K1: so we need to learn this lesson about writing Me: ok ok We talk about the Sumerians, cuneiform etc K1/ they really wrote on clay? Me: yep. Entire complaint letter sometimes K1: ? Me: let me introduce you to our local main character, Ea-Nasir...

How many different careers are open to STEM grads? With real info from grads in 15 different fields plus nearly 350 different jobs and areas of further study, The Amazingly Enormous Careers Poster drives home the point that STEM opens doors. findingada.com/resou... #ALD25