Away for the weekend which means no Pokopia. How will my children survive without me??

Got a lot fade instead of my usual haircut and it looks pretty much exactly the same ☠️

Styles' new album is definitely an album in two halves. Both are very good but the first half is more upbeat and is definitely the disco part (and is therefore my favourite)

Have started watching Shogun and I have not got the foggiest of what's going on

Saw some nice trousers that I could maybe wear to climbing... ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ENGLISH POUNDS. They may aswell climb the wall for me at that rate.

No spoilers but the Pokopia concept is really clever and it took me about 30 minutes to start to figure it out. What a fantastic little game so far.

Another week of absolutely destroying a mince dish from another country! Next up: Tacos

I genuinely think I need to stop playing OverWatch. I've never felt so much anger in my life while playing competitive.

Got myself a mechanical keyboard, the way that typing aggressively feels is unparalleled

A village chippy cheesy hash brown could sort out any problem in your life

So far there have been three adverts for Trains in the cinema?? Avanti west cost, transport for rail, and national rail.

There's a climbing chalk brand called Gorilla Grip ☠️☠️☠️

Ordered the new CMAT sports Jersey and I'm buzzing about it. As someone who loves wearing them but does not watch football she's done the lord's work

A woman that I don't really know said I look like I got pretty decent muscles at climbing 🌞🌞

For the first time in forever I've been ID'd!! It is truly Polanski's Themchester

Apologies to all of Hannah's customers! Something exciting is happening. Be a part of it ⤵️

The greens won and it is Pokemon day. It's a fantastic day to be gay.

My quality of life has improved dramatically since I started working a 4 and a half day week.

We're playing DOS2 and have just absolutely cleared two fights we struggled with the last couple of times we played. Such a hard but rewarding game.

I might actually start paying my TV licence after this lip sync song #dragraceuk

Want hot crossed buns

let’s see em, you and your ride

watching how to get to heaven from belfast for the plot the plot:

If I were Lara Croft I simply wouldn't be doing all that

I miss having a bathroom with a window so much. I think it's possibly the worst thing about living in a flat

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

I can hear birds chirping for the first time on months!! We're almost out of winter

Why on earth are MCC running street cleaning at this time. I'm devastated I've got no eggs in

I slept well past my alarms this morning as I'm still ill. Jacob genuinely thought I might've died, no joke

What ever happened to Pixie Lott???

I have eaten 16 fish fingers today 🌞

Some of you need to stop calling bad artistry AI slop

Me too Kate Butch: #dragraceuk

He's right but he shouldn't say it...

My building group chat has been fantastic for my thrifty ass - I got a new desk last month and now Ive got a new desk chair this month

One like and I'll have a nap

Finally get rid of this EVIL Garmin today. My pixel watch 3 is finally being delivered 🌞

I am convinced Jacob is a saint. I currently have the same illness he had a couple of days ago and I've been non-stop bitching and moaning

Jodie Comers performance in My Mad Fat Diary is completely jaw dropping

I will never take part in the People's Postcode Lottery because they use Amanda Holden as the voice over

I am determined to be better for tomorrow. I need pancakes and wontons.

Jacob and his mum has just asked me about Christmas plan?!? He hath not even risen yet.

I'm now there lowest weight I've been since October 9th 2024. It's about bloody time

Lisa McGee and her soundtracks on her shows can do no wrong.

There is something incredibly seedy about the shoe store Deichmann. I get human trafficking vibes that I simply cannot explain

We’re about to beat the fuck out of an escape room

A very fun day with my favourite Spartan ahead

Maria is lowkey the funniest song in West Side Story because he's walking around a latino Neighbourhood asking about a "Maria". Its like going to a gay village and asking if anyone has anyone has seen "Matt"

"A face like August, warm but I don't trust it" is such a great line from Olivia Dean omfg

My plate when I eat dish fingers