Feeling like I want to participate in Hump Day (briefly) 😵‍💫

I am feral on today this Hump Day 😵‍💫

Feeling like I want to participate in Hump Day (briefly) 😵‍💫

Gym crush is SO fucking caked up at the moment 🍑🤤🤤 Making me want to get bulking and grow my glutes ASAP 😵‍💫

Sunday Scaries will not win!

Made another pizza. Picture unrelated… 🙂‍↕️

Be honest… what you thinking? 🤔

Made a pizza bianca from scratch today and it turned out so good 🤤 Goat’s cheese, mozarella, garlic, olive oil, honey, walnuts, rocket and balsamic vinegar… homemade bread dough too. Someone wife me UP!!

Today’s weekend wanderings fit (Will never be a fashion influencer but I do love this jacket)

Guys, don’t ever have teeth. They just get in the way of a pain and anxiety-free lifestyle. Then, when you try to fix them, they just crack and make your anxiety flare up… SO FUN. 😒😩

A little Friday flex for you 💪🏻

A little Friday flex for you 💪🏻

The urge to partake in the bulge trend but battling the desire to stay mysterious and wholesome 🤭🙄

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card! You’re all so pretty 🥹🥰

What if we….?

Face card is flopping might just post full bulge and body instead 😵‍💫

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card! You’re all so pretty 🥹🥰

Just a reminder… 😌

Sue me for being horny. I’m just a man after all.

The feeling was temporarily released but now is back again 😵‍💫

Thank you for the comments… I think I just need to set that boundary personally and then he can take it or leave it… Man dating is HARD. 😅

Guys, there’s a very cute boy on Hinge I’ve just started talking to and he asked if I want to meet up. I prefer to chat a bit before we do and he says he doesn’t, and now he says it’s awkward… am I in the wrong for setting that as a boundary?!

Just a reminder… 😌

Happy Friday 😌

OH!! 🫨

Sunday after a visit from friends: sleepy, sappy and content 😌 (and kind of in need of a whimsical twink 🫣)

My predictions… J out, R then J, then S. F and J take it… 👀

Happy Friday 😌

Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.

The concept of a Little Shop of Horrors remake with Daniel Radcliffe and Hunter Schafer… 🪴

morning headless torso with pump

Like my new pyjamas? 🤭

No YOU’RE crushing on the bearded twink who works in the photography shop 😤👀

morning headless torso with pump

Like my new pyjamas? 🤭

There’s a video too because I know how much some of you like that… 😝

Set my roadmap with my PT to get even leaner in the next 8 weeks. Aiming to lose a few more KG and see where we’re at… Honestly so gassed! It finally feels like all my hard work for years is going to pay off. 💪🏻

I’ve heard a lot of good chat about soup lately. But none of it talks about how good it would be for you to kiss me…

Might stop posting inane and start posting insane 😌🤪

Fresh air at lunch does the body good!

Being asked on a dating app if I use the gym… I don’t know if that’s an insult or not? I guess maybe I’m naturally kind of built? This is a photo from my profile btw 😅

The lesson is: do curls after a giant slice of carrot cake. 😅😮‍💨

There’s a video too because I know how much some of you like that… 😝

birthday pump 💪🏻 now, who wants pumping? 🫦

So, this is 31? 🥳🎂

Manifesting cosy vibes only for 2026!

Set my roadmap with my PT to get even leaner in the next 8 weeks. Aiming to lose a few more KG and see where we’re at… Honestly so gassed! It finally feels like all my hard work for years is going to pay off. 💪🏻

How tf do you take good pics of back progress?!? 😡

Honourable mentions go to: MASSEDUCTION - St Vincent 30 - Adele ARTPOP - Lady Gaga Melodrama - Lorde The Kick - Foxes Recomposed: Vivaldi Four Seasons - Max Richter Collapsed in Sunbeams - Arlo Parks Ray of Light - Madonna

These are my 4 die hard albums!! 🎶 (PS I love this wholesome trend!)