Well… some wholesomeness mixed with assorted thottery 🫣

Post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app Not too thirsty by Bsky’s standards but I was definitely thirsty when I took it

Well… some wholesomeness mixed with assorted thottery 🫣

And again but on all fours… 👀 Things got a bit unhinged 😂

Festive Boy!! 🦌🌟

kinda pumped 💪🏻

kinda pumped 💪🏻

No, YOU’RE crying to Joni Mitchell at the gym!! 😤😅⛅️

For context: this is deliberate and I’m trying to see some abs before Christmas 😂

This morning I weighed in at my lightest since 2021?!? 💪🏻😅

It’s Wednesday and I’m feeling……

Top half or bottom half? 😉

Everyone went feral for this a year ago for some reason?! Anyway here it is again… 🤭

Good morning beautiful people! Here’s my chest 🙂‍↕️

I did say limited time x 🫣

What if I posted the whole uncropped version? 🫣

Peep the name change. See I can get somewhat festive!

Thank you for all the replies - brown it is!! 🫡🥰

Help me choose a festive(ish) jumper for Christmas parties! Grey vs Brown!! 🩶🤎 Or neither?!

I slept like trash last night. Someone come cheer me up or I’ll be grumpy Soup 😡😤

Everyone went feral for this a year ago for some reason?! Anyway here it is again… 🤭

One thing about me is I’m incredibly un-festive… sorry to everyone! 🥴 BUT that being said I do enjoy others enjoying the festive season, so please don’t take my lack of festive spirit as me not caring or appreciating 🥺

My gym crush has been bulking and my GOD he looks so good 😭🫦💪🏻

Do you hope they explored each other’s bodies?

Since Spotify is determined to commit a crime against me, a reminder of my ACTUAL age. Sorry for liking ABBA I guess?

hi old

it’s Monday and I’m in the mood to make out with someone tbh 🫦🙂‍↕️

it’s Monday and I’m in the mood to make out with someone tbh 🫦🙂‍↕️

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 30 💖 (but January birthday so nearly 31)

Top half or bottom half? 😉

thankful for this mirror working hard to make me look big 🙂‍↕️

thankful for this mirror working hard to make me look big 🙂‍↕️

All the sexiest ppl iktr 🙂‍↕️ (For real though, grateful for all my bloomfs! 🥹)

Legs pumped ✅

Haven’t lost any weight on my cut this week because I’ve been tracking my calories wrong (cooked vs uncooked bulgar wheat) and I’ve instead been on a lean bulk… 🤣🤣🤣 FUMING!!!

Legs pumped ✅

Also I shushed a child who decided to chat through the middle of For Good, and got very dirty looks from their parents. 😡 Zero regrets! 🙂‍↕️

I have been changed… 💖💚

Professional life is not giving much at the moment babes… oh god I’m going to have to fulfil myself personally instead, aren’t I?! 🙃

Making a Christmas list… What are you getting me? 🎄🙂‍↕️ (Picture unrelated)

Just started taking creatine again and forgot that it leads to initial water retention weight gain 😭😭 Them scales are LYING to me this week 🤣

Who am I to refuse? 🙂‍↕️

Who am I to refuse? 🙂‍↕️

A whole year on BSky (just over actually) and I also did a Sunday pump today 😅 Thankful for all the wonderful people I’ve met here, and for the love. I can honestly say it’s boosted my confidence so much, and I really appreciate the amazing community. Love, Your favourite Soup.

How big are you? 6’0 / 1.83m 194lbs / 87.9kg

How big are you? 6’0 / 1.83m 194lbs / 87.9kg

FYI yes they bounce 🙂‍↕️

Chest was going wilddd here… maybe I should shave it though?

Two years of progress… bigger and better things to come soon 💪🏻

Chest was going wilddd here… maybe I should shave it though?