Fascinating, beautiful Udo Kier, such a unique screen presence. RIP.

It’s going to be ok.

Poetry Comics Month, Day 22

Rat. Sinking ship. Sayonara.

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

I never liked Ronaldo.

Let’s go over this again: yes, at the end of every meeting someone should haphazardly throw chunky files into a capacious briefcase & shove it under his arm & storm out but THE REAL CONCLUDING GESTURE comes after: a bright & definitive click! as the meeting’s true victor snaps her pocketbook shut.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

Someone from Nebraska should make an album called New Jersey

Good on ya, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🥅 ⚽️ ❗️ #WorldCup

#ComingUpOnTCM WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION (1957) Tyrone Power, Marlene Dietrich, Charles Laughton Dir.: Billy Wilder 1:00 PM PT A barrister gets caught up in a couple's affairs when he defends the husband for murder. 1h 54m | Mystery | TV-PG #TCM #TCMParty #AgathaChristie

Release the Epstein files, Piggy.

I'M LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS 🎄 MUSIC AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

Ugh

Windy wildflowers and grasses. Muhly grass and solidago line St George shoreline on Apalachicola bay #scape #seascape #muhlygrass #solidago #wildflowers #bloomscrolling #winds

😂

Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”

Thoughts: He’s a walking corpse, mentally and physically, and he’s fading fast. He won’t make it 3 more years. So that leaves us with J-Dawg, the waffly guy with mascara, no charisma, & no mind of his own. So who will the RNC choose for their next candidate? That is the question.

You can kill Jeffery Epstein but you can't erase what you did, Donald.

“I haven’t seen the emails. I haven’t read them. I don’t even know what emails are.” - Mike Johnson this morning, probably.

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

Just a reminder that all of the republicans in congress who are at church this morning and quote scripture on Xchan all the time are currently starving their own constituents to protect the Pedo in Chief from the release of the Epstein files.

Maybe it will happen this weekend.

Mmmmmkł LJ j <— Typed by my boob. Pay heed, as the boob knows.

You know what you did, Donald. You probably think about it often. You will never be happy. #EpsteinFiles

Glad to hear the sandwich guy was found not guilty!

Democrats have flipped 2 seats in the Mississippi senate, and in so doing they've broken the GOP's supermajority in the chamber.

BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance. Follow AP for live updates.

Thank you for protecting democracy today, America. Thank you for showing us that there is still hope.

He’s gonna stroke out. Or tear down the west wing.

Excellent song for tonight youtu.be/DL7-CKirWZE?...

Take that, Donald! #Election

I also passed a kidney stone today. Life can be good.

I ❤️ New York!

“In a stinging rebuke of Donald Trump and his Project 2025 Fascist Brand, Democratic candidates, both base progressive and pragmatic progressive, across the country defeated MAGA supporting Republicans in every major contest.” #Pinks blogforarizona.net/tonight-the-...

Maybe dumping poop on voters from an airplane is not a surefire electoral strategy

Celebrating tonight’s results by going out and getting really vaxxed

Awesome results!

Yup.

VOTE, ya hoopleheads!

Got some pretty good results on my latest medical labs. Much relief. Just had to brag a little bit.

Just like Lincoln!

ladies, if anyone calls your Halloween costume 'slutty' just tell them you're dressed as a recently widowed Evangelical Christian