These folks see it all. Maybe this would be a great anthro project…

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

“A federal judge on Thursday excoriated the Trump administration’s blitz of hardball tactics against elite universities, warning that the government’s threats and investigations were undermining academic freedom at the University of California.”

“While I am proud to see Mamdani ascend to the ranks of the highest political office in New York City…I am also fearful. I am fearful for his safety in a country that has wielded the force of the state against Black and brown communities, against our leaders, time and time again.”

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

A very special contagion episode of Silent Witness is on deck for evening viewing #TestatorSilens

I don’t think the algo fully gets me but I totally saw this and went “yeah I dunno what this is about but I’ll watch it”

Was sent news of another NFL player committing suicide, and this sentence-- "Kneeland is the first active NFL player to die during a season since 2018"-- is such a weird qualifier FIRST ACTIVE (the others were usually retired?) TO DIE (leaving cause of death open) DURING A SEASON (ah)

Trump take Thanksgiving

i don't think they're a single movement, no matter how noble, that didn't contain excesses, whose principles weren't occasionally used dishonestly or instrumentally. acknowledging the existence of rachel dolezal doesn't discredit the movement for racial justice, it discredits rachel dolezal.

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

Charlotte Bronte ass pseudoscience

year x of my wondering why conference hosts think I want to download an app for their conference

He beat the wrap.

Automated calipers are, of course, big tech's end game.

Hero jury saves democracy gone a-rye

This case will be taught for decades in torta law classes

not looking forward to the tour

oh, did the jury CHEW over his fate

according to a source familiar with lunch (as a concept, or...?)

isn't this what they were doing when folks from reality shows got married? it wasn't "Wedding Cake by Sara Lee" territory, but close...

These people haven't changed their line in 40 years and as a result they still sound like 80s insult comics. "White people drive like this" ass social theory.

(1) He’s got a lot of people to meet and only 24 hours in the day (2) The ADL arguably less important than local Jewish organizations (3) The ADL totally could use the content of the meeting to attack him further

sabalenka-gauff match is really something.

Just heard a Boyz II Men ballad and reminded of the time my mom, rarely one to express vehement dislike for any music, touched the volume knob and complained, “I CANNOT stand them. Always be WHINING and carrying on!”

This is like if the writers for that tv show “dream on” had tiktok

I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it. So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.

Yes, because the best way to avoid a bubble in an asset is to heavily subsidize the financing of more of it.

What is the posing as an ICE officer compared to being an ICE officer?

we’re getting slop tonight, friends

Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning. This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.

Sean Duffy’s “heart goes out to” people whose travel is disrupted. Saving his thoughts and prayers for more delicate matters

Do not read lyrics whilst listening

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Anybody who would like an excuse for not flying somewhere to see their extended family over the holidays: Here you go

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

This + ibuprofen = lunch of champions

I was under the impression that you could get grilled/roasted goat meat in NYC from a food cart. No? Hm. 😒

Where will the camels come from

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school

Par exemple…

The federal government promised an Oregon hospital millions of dollars to help prepare for an earthquake. They're still waiting for the money. n.pr/3LlTiEZ

BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election. DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg. His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority. www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...

The number of Jake Chatterbrook-Silvers who will call for the GOP to moderate its extreme right-wing positions and focus on voters' kitchen table anxieties will be precisely 0.

I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

Young people in NYC absolutely showed out and there should be 1000 articles and profiles about this. Because we have had to put up with 1000 MAGA diner stories for years now.

He's about to move to the city just so he can make a big show of moving out 🤣

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