12 day stretch of work…..losing will to live….

Why is Roses by Carly Rae Jepsen so good

we’re gonna d*e

posting “can i say something” under a photo of a conventionally attractive man….divas it doesn’t make sense! there are rules to the internet

…my second all time most listened to song on spotify is by ******* ***** 😗

I’ve never been more sat….serving effervescent transracial puss !

I reactivated solely to say never accept a salad from a white woman with an attitude behind an iPad that asks for 20% tip……

all y’all wishing it was you when the something was actually me……*eph loves the way my pussy taste!!!!!

“0 feet away” ….damn girl back up

I haven’t seen @roy-a.bsky.social irl since august isn’t that fucked up

jessie ware made an intentional shift to wine moms music because gay guys were too annoying

Charli said dance floor is dead and people acting like she said let’s kill puppies for sport

instead of a shower beer I’m having a shower apple and psychotic yes but also efficient and tasty

went to this event yesterday and felt social anxiety for the first time in like a decade and it was awful

men who get mad when you’re in their city and don’t hang out with them……..as if I didn’t come there for another reason!!!

Hey! Do you want to come speak to my class next semester? I’m teaching my students about gay idiots and you were the first person who came to mind.

delta™ put her whole pussy into the biscoffs

ok I think it’s it’s time to deactivate again cause my feed is just “this is a PIT stop 🛑 ✋🏿” and men commenting “arm” and unfortunately even my 7 dusty neurons need more variety

when Gwen said circles and triangles during my last set from hell, I really understood her

literally me bullying @holympus.bsky.social to go out when he wants to stay home

bay area rapid transit summer iktr

sorry you need 2FA to fuck this pussy

I come on this site about once every two days and never understand a word that’s being said 😌

I would like y’all to know that he’s debating between sitting on the couch VS coming to see ME and that’s why this is egregious!!!

bought new shorts

being a white man with a mustache at a gay bar:

throbbing!

so many things wrong with our country are because of white men and power and idk girl….if you’re surprised that the gay ones aren’t different I just….

I reactivated to look for something specific and deactivate again and here I am 15 mins later scrolling

girls who draft versus bitches who post

had a dream last night where I proposed to Sabrina Carpenter and we were so happy….bi era loading

the men in the gym this morning…..it’s a horny convention

Every. stupid. website I go to, I have to : 1. Close the “sign up to our newsletter” pop up 2. Close the “15% off if you give us your email” pop up 3. Pick which cookies to deny 4. Close the ai chatbot. I am gonna be the grumpiest old man about this forever

I’m both so y’all watch your mouths

Oscar noms are good! and none for the Wicked 🤭

eating a donut in the stairwell at work if you’re curious about how my mental health is today

a man I’ve hooked up with twice manically sending me reels/tiktoks upwards of 20 per day….the way he will never be seeing this dick again

I think I should be able to let out one major top of the lungs hair-raising banshee scream at work…like everyone would understand right

new mustached man at work came up to introduce himself……….brb building narratives and storylines

this is such a hard prompt to narrow down to four only but then I remembered I can make up the rules and post more

Cardi on drag race is so fucking good

give me a single molecule of serotonin please

needed a pfp change so I can soft launch anonymity

chili oil does not belong on everything let’s bring back discretion

there are exactly six men on here who make me laugh out loud with their brain rot posts and are also so cute and I wish all of you a very merry my huge cock in your ass, you deserve it 🤍

who wants to kiss since I’m stuck in Brooklyn cause of this snowstorm

me sending @holympus.bsky.social and @roy-a.bsky.social 7 minute voice notes while violently hiccuping and actively getting distracted while speaking

I’m sweaty and husband hunting

I personally really love it when it’s 46° outside and the uber driver leaves the windows down, like I LOVE to shiver

I’m so serious when I say this is my religion