One of my favorite things? When a DJ is transitioning songs and there’s like 10 seconds of confusion on the dance floor. I love that awkwardness

A proper gay wedding needs a Beyoncé cardboard cutout

The party has started and I’m still at home picking an outfit

Spent the morning in the freezer. Do we call it cryotherapy?

rapture deez nuts

Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋

Hey have you seen my tshirt?

ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT FIELD GOAL BLOCK?!?

Off to the block party

Trying to put socks on the day after deadlifts

BF and I survived our first trip to ikea after moving in together 😮‍💨

Can I tell you how excited I am to not set an alarm tomorrow

Death on the Nile and Chicken Tiki Masala kinda night

not to be sexual on main but I'm staying in tonight

These last 2 weeks have absolutely kicked my butt. Something’s gotta give before I do

Impulse purchase robe 🎃

Late night at work, but loved how the wedding cake came out!

So many cakes today

Sitting at my desk trying to put together dessert menus for Christmas. Please just let me enjoy Halloween first 😭

Guest bathroom decor is important

Oh this Monday is such a Monday

Sunday night is for Fifth Element and planning my dinners for the week

yeah i may be GAY... but i'm also STUPID

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Tomorrow I start decorating. Get some art up on these walls

Dirt cups! Just missing the gummy worms

I am so greasy from decorating with buttercream all day. I’m gonna need to shower with dawn like a duck in an oil spill

The new chef just said he doesn’t like measuring things because it takes too long.

No lights in the bedroom yet so all pictures have to be taken before sunset 😅

Placing it right under their tagline is brutal 😂

New bedroom achieved

Movers are gone. I’m exhausted. Is it too early for a glass of wine

Look I’m only 4 awards away from an EGOT

Greetings from the urinal

Gay Philly culture is me being at the bar with : my boyfriend, my most recent ex, the first guy I ever met off Grindr, and an old sugar daddy who doesn’t recognize me

Oh god. Oh fuck.

Can’t pass up a mirror on the street

I’M TIRED OF PACKING. Who let me accumulate all this junk

Been up since 5:30 but I refuse to get out of bed

Good morning to everyone EXCEPT my coworker who made the coffee this morning

Let’s see you at 21 21 to 33 😅 from my own internship to hiring interns

it’s topping tuesday. are you topping?

The art is getting packed tonight! And on a related note, everyone should be following @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social and his wonderful art

Dinner tonight will be loose slices of cheese and a mango beer. I am not going to the grocery until after I move

my dog won't stop FRACKING he spends all of his free time FRACKING

Tuesday chest day. And now a nap

💛 Artists! Quote with your yellow art! Desserts count as art! 🧁😅

I’m gonna be a supervillain after I get my radioactive shrimp powers

Me opening the fridge at 3am