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Professional chef, amateur gay
The irony is truly incredible CNN
1 day ago
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Working out between 2 guys who are both a full head taller than me. How did this happen
3 days ago
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Manchego, hot honey, and green onion runny egg toasts for breakfast. I cooked my ass off this week!
7 days ago
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Friday night, I’m going back to bedddd
7 days ago
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That title had me worried
9 days ago
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Some days it would be so much easier to do all the work myself. Managing people fries my brain
9 days ago
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Tacking on a few more sins tonight. Happy Halloween!
14 days ago
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Having a realllll hard time seeing out of these
14 days ago
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How is it only Thursday?!? A bitch needs a break
15 days ago
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Beautiful
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20 days ago
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I was suuuuper cool in high school
20 days ago
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Fridayyy 😮💨 I’m gonna sleep so much
21 days ago
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Ranch Devereaux
22 days ago
There is so much more to me than being super duper gay. I am also very annoying.
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I started off too strong today. Did too much. Mondays are supposed to be lazy 😮💨
25 days ago
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Ooooh a new song to listen to on repeat for a few weeks
25 days ago
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“Body assessment” lady at the gym wants me to lose 17 pounds. Ma’am we’re going into the holiday season. I’m not gonna get any skinnier
27 days ago
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Saturday niiiiiight
27 days ago
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And with that long Saturday shift, my fall busy season is over… until thanksgiving…
27 days ago
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Tall frilly cake today
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28 days ago
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If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Out in public. 😮💨
about 1 month ago
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Bate Bro
about 1 month ago
On the weekend we…
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Late Saturday night shift 😮💨
about 1 month ago
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Trying to come up with a good childhood favorite for “weird 90’s movie night”
about 1 month ago
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Too tired, chillin on the cuck chair
about 1 month ago
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Which of you paid an Etsy witch to put a curse on me. The drawstrings in all my pants/shorts/sweatshirts are all suddenly coming out
about 1 month ago
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Nothing throws my “fear of inconveniencing or bothering others” into sharp relief like the gym. I think some people come at peak hours just to take up as much space as they physically can
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
@smcgov.bsky.social
I see you as a Knight 🤔 Being able to protect but also be strong to hold a double sword (no pun intended 🤣)
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Oh the things I’d do for a little more sleep
about 1 month ago
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Coffee and cinnamon rolls and a nap
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Touring some art studios tonight
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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I don’t wear suits enough
about 1 month ago
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Not to complain about a free mobile game. But you’d think I’d have gotten a gold card by now 😅
about 1 month ago
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The downside of living close to work 😭 I’m off today, but I’ve still gotta go in for a meeting
about 2 months ago
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Kream
about 2 months ago
How am I supposed to become Elden Lord in this economy
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One of my favorite things? When a DJ is transitioning songs and there’s like 10 seconds of confusion on the dance floor. I love that awkwardness
about 2 months ago
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A proper gay wedding needs a Beyoncé cardboard cutout
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about 2 months ago
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The party has started and I’m still at home picking an outfit
about 2 months ago
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Spent the morning in the freezer. Do we call it cryotherapy?
about 2 months ago
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adam 🍋
about 2 months ago
rapture deez nuts
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Adam Ellis
about 2 months ago
Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋
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Pokémon Artworks
about 2 months ago
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ptklein
about 2 months ago
Hey have you seen my tshirt?
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ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT FIELD GOAL BLOCK?!?
about 2 months ago
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Off to the block party
about 2 months ago
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Trying to put socks on the day after deadlifts
about 2 months ago
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BF and I survived our first trip to ikea after moving in together 😮💨
about 2 months ago
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Can I tell you how excited I am to not set an alarm tomorrow
about 2 months ago
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