Best birthday ever thank you all for the love 🥰❤️ I’ve got my boys on the couch watching old VH1 videos. The old captions were essential

34, and red velvet cake for breakfast

I cannot tell you how much I love my brick bedroom. Top tier cozy

This weather got me lazyyyy 🌧️

Trapped on the couch under the dog I’m babysitting. Are corgis usually this dense/heavy?

I have to take off tomorrow and the anxiety of leaving my two assistants alone is crazy. They are adults. Why am I a control freak

It’s Shirtless Sushi on the Sofa Sunday

Oop, must have been the wind 😳

Had a group come up to me at the bar, they’re doing a scavenger hunt and needed a picture with “the best biceps”. My week is made 💪

Hour 15 check in. Someone find me a new job

Setting my alarm for 5:30am on a Saturday

Escaped quarantine

Drinking wine and thinking about going for my sommelier certification

Tried some pork belly today that was so good I literally teared up. I may be tired

Trying not to complain about work too much on here but woooo. I forgot how rough an 80 hour week can be

Tonight’s theme : luxury

The macaron mat feels like cheating but it works

In the middle of a breakdown at work and they ask me to pick up a double on my day off

If I don’t go to bed then it won’t be tomorrow and I don’t have to go to work

Chest day and another killer to catch

I had 2 martinis and now the bf is making me rearrange all the furniture

I keep the professional baking over on instagram if anyone wants to see (just don’t tell them about my bluesky 😅)

A shave, a haircut, and leg day

Listening to the wind waker soundtrack while running my errands. Strongly recommend

Over caffeinated but there’s so much to doooo

Oh goody

Incredible if he dies before he can pardon any of his henchmen

Which of you put me on the schedule for a Saturday shift?! 😠 (it was me)

I may have gotten back into an old text-based detective game from childhood. Cut to me physically mapping out a labyrinth

Today's the day.

Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨

My toxic trait at work is that if I have a bad day, I will spend the whole day loudly threatening to quit to anyone who will listen

First time I’ve ever had Gengar and Alakazam instead of a Haunter and Kadabra 😅

Did you pick the helix fossil or the dome fossil?

My weekly public appearance

This work day will not enddddd

A quick trip to NY (possibly my new favorite broadway show)

Oh digital circus is killing me! Glitch is too good at this

The murder? She wrote it!

She’s such a Porg

I should schedule a haircut

insane image

Working on some pokemon shirt designs. Do I stick to fossils or do I carve the 6 on my current team?

Ooooh I might be signing up for a gay rugby league

don’t have to tell me twice

That has to be intentional right?

Leaf green on the switch and Scooby Doo on the tv. I’ll be on the couch if you need me

I wanna go hooooome don’t make bake anymore

Working on an art deco cake today. With my old enemy fondant