The irony is truly incredible CNN

Working out between 2 guys who are both a full head taller than me. How did this happen

Manchego, hot honey, and green onion runny egg toasts for breakfast. I cooked my ass off this week!

Friday night, I’m going back to bedddd

That title had me worried

Some days it would be so much easier to do all the work myself. Managing people fries my brain

Tacking on a few more sins tonight. Happy Halloween!

Having a realllll hard time seeing out of these

How is it only Thursday?!? A bitch needs a break

Beautiful

I was suuuuper cool in high school

Fridayyy 😮‍💨 I’m gonna sleep so much

There is so much more to me than being super duper gay. I am also very annoying.

I started off too strong today. Did too much. Mondays are supposed to be lazy 😮‍💨

Ooooh a new song to listen to on repeat for a few weeks

“Body assessment” lady at the gym wants me to lose 17 pounds. Ma’am we’re going into the holiday season. I’m not gonna get any skinnier

Saturday niiiiiight

And with that long Saturday shift, my fall busy season is over… until thanksgiving…

Tall frilly cake today

If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon

Out in public. 😮‍💨

On the weekend we…

Late Saturday night shift 😮‍💨

Trying to come up with a good childhood favorite for “weird 90’s movie night”

Too tired, chillin on the cuck chair

Which of you paid an Etsy witch to put a curse on me. The drawstrings in all my pants/shorts/sweatshirts are all suddenly coming out

Nothing throws my “fear of inconveniencing or bothering others” into sharp relief like the gym. I think some people come at peak hours just to take up as much space as they physically can

@smcgov.bsky.social I see you as a Knight 🤔 Being able to protect but also be strong to hold a double sword (no pun intended 🤣)

Oh the things I’d do for a little more sleep

Coffee and cinnamon rolls and a nap

Touring some art studios tonight

I don’t wear suits enough

Not to complain about a free mobile game. But you’d think I’d have gotten a gold card by now 😅

The downside of living close to work 😭 I’m off today, but I’ve still gotta go in for a meeting

How am I supposed to become Elden Lord in this economy

One of my favorite things? When a DJ is transitioning songs and there’s like 10 seconds of confusion on the dance floor. I love that awkwardness

A proper gay wedding needs a Beyoncé cardboard cutout

The party has started and I’m still at home picking an outfit

Spent the morning in the freezer. Do we call it cryotherapy?

rapture deez nuts

Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋

Hey have you seen my tshirt?

ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT FIELD GOAL BLOCK?!?

Off to the block party

Trying to put socks on the day after deadlifts

BF and I survived our first trip to ikea after moving in together 😮‍💨

Can I tell you how excited I am to not set an alarm tomorrow