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Professional chef, amateur gay
Best birthday ever thank you all for the love 🥰❤️ I’ve got my boys on the couch watching old VH1 videos. The old captions were essential
about 10 hours ago
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34, and red velvet cake for breakfast
about 22 hours ago
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I cannot tell you how much I love my brick bedroom. Top tier cozy
3 days ago
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This weather got me lazyyyy 🌧️
7 days ago
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Trapped on the couch under the dog I’m babysitting. Are corgis usually this dense/heavy?
7 days ago
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I have to take off tomorrow and the anxiety of leaving my two assistants alone is crazy. They are adults. Why am I a control freak
10 days ago
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It’s Shirtless Sushi on the Sofa Sunday
13 days ago
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Oop, must have been the wind 😳
13 days ago
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Had a group come up to me at the bar, they’re doing a scavenger hunt and needed a picture with “the best biceps”. My week is made 💪
13 days ago
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Hour 15 check in. Someone find me a new job
13 days ago
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Setting my alarm for 5:30am on a Saturday
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14 days ago
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Escaped quarantine
20 days ago
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Drinking wine and thinking about going for my sommelier certification
20 days ago
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Tried some pork belly today that was so good I literally teared up. I may be tired
23 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
26 days ago
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Trying not to complain about work too much on here but woooo. I forgot how rough an 80 hour week can be
26 days ago
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Tonight’s theme : luxury
about 1 month ago
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The macaron mat feels like cheating but it works
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about 1 month ago
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In the middle of a breakdown at work and they ask me to pick up a double on my day off
about 1 month ago
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If I don’t go to bed then it won’t be tomorrow and I don’t have to go to work
about 1 month ago
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Chest day and another killer to catch
about 1 month ago
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I had 2 martinis and now the bf is making me rearrange all the furniture
about 1 month ago
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I keep the professional baking over on instagram if anyone wants to see (just don’t tell them about my bluesky 😅)
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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A shave, a haircut, and leg day
about 2 months ago
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Listening to the wind waker soundtrack while running my errands. Strongly recommend
about 2 months ago
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Over caffeinated but there’s so much to doooo
about 2 months ago
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Oh goody
about 2 months ago
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Incredible if he dies before he can pardon any of his henchmen
about 2 months ago
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Which of you put me on the schedule for a Saturday shift?! 😠 (it was me)
about 2 months ago
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I may have gotten back into an old text-based detective game from childhood. Cut to me physically mapping out a labyrinth
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
Matthew Reichbach
about 2 months ago
Today's the day.
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reposted by
sea legs (Alex)
about 2 months ago
Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨
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My toxic trait at work is that if I have a bad day, I will spend the whole day loudly threatening to quit to anyone who will listen
about 2 months ago
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First time I’ve ever had Gengar and Alakazam instead of a Haunter and Kadabra 😅
about 2 months ago
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Did you pick the helix fossil or the dome fossil?
2 months ago
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My weekly public appearance
2 months ago
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This work day will not enddddd
2 months ago
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A quick trip to NY (possibly my new favorite broadway show)
2 months ago
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Oh digital circus is killing me! Glitch is too good at this
2 months ago
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reposted by
Ranch Devereaux
2 months ago
The murder? She wrote it!
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She’s such a Porg
2 months ago
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I should schedule a haircut
3 months ago
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reposted by
i’m just ken
3 months ago
insane image
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Working on some pokemon shirt designs. Do I stick to fossils or do I carve the 6 on my current team?
3 months ago
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Ooooh I might be signing up for a gay rugby league
3 months ago
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reposted by
valentine
3 months ago
don’t have to tell me twice
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That has to be intentional right?
3 months ago
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Leaf green on the switch and Scooby Doo on the tv. I’ll be on the couch if you need me
3 months ago
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I wanna go hooooome don’t make bake anymore
3 months ago
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Working on an art deco cake today. With my old enemy fondant
3 months ago
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