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Professional chef, amateur gay
A shave, a haircut, and leg day
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Listening to the wind waker soundtrack while running my errands. Strongly recommend
2 days ago
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Over caffeinated but there’s so much to doooo
3 days ago
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Oh goody
5 days ago
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Incredible if he dies before he can pardon any of his henchmen
9 days ago
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Which of you put me on the schedule for a Saturday shift?! 😠 (it was me)
10 days ago
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I may have gotten back into an old text-based detective game from childhood. Cut to me physically mapping out a labyrinth
12 days ago
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Matthew Reichbach
12 days ago
Today's the day.
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sea legs (Alex)
13 days ago
Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨
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My toxic trait at work is that if I have a bad day, I will spend the whole day loudly threatening to quit to anyone who will listen
13 days ago
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First time I’ve ever had Gengar and Alakazam instead of a Haunter and Kadabra 😅
13 days ago
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Did you pick the helix fossil or the dome fossil?
16 days ago
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My weekly public appearance
16 days ago
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This work day will not enddddd
17 days ago
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A quick trip to NY (possibly my new favorite broadway show)
23 days ago
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Oh digital circus is killing me! Glitch is too good at this
24 days ago
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Ranch Devereaux
26 days ago
The murder? She wrote it!
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She’s such a Porg
26 days ago
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I should schedule a haircut
29 days ago
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i’m just ken
29 days ago
insane image
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Working on some pokemon shirt designs. Do I stick to fossils or do I carve the 6 on my current team?
about 1 month ago
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Ooooh I might be signing up for a gay rugby league
about 1 month ago
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valentine
about 1 month ago
don’t have to tell me twice
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That has to be intentional right?
about 1 month ago
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Leaf green on the switch and Scooby Doo on the tv. I’ll be on the couch if you need me
about 1 month ago
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I wanna go hooooome don’t make bake anymore
about 1 month ago
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Working on an art deco cake today. With my old enemy fondant
about 1 month ago
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Do 👏 not 👏 send 👏 me 👏 ai generated desserts or cakes and ask if I can recreate them. I will turn violent
about 2 months ago
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Always tough to choose
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Lunch break and a good scream in the freezer. Back to it
about 2 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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☀️
about 2 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Work cancelled for tomorrow 🌨️ Sounds like margaritas and Minecraft
about 2 months ago
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Leaving winter just a little bit heftier than when it started
about 2 months ago
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Dessert tasting day, trying to add a few new ones to the menu
about 2 months ago
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Go piss girl
about 2 months ago
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I think it’s time for a new tattoo
about 2 months ago
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Calm down costar
about 2 months ago
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Valentine’s Day plan : edibles at the aquarium
2 months ago
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Watching a deep sea creature documentary and we’re tooting or booting the fish
2 months ago
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Leg day Monday
2 months ago
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The kitchen is 59 degrees Fahrenheit according to my thermometers. 🥶 Too cold to be at work
2 months ago
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They went all out this year 💛💚🧡
2 months ago
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Ella (AppleSeeds)
2 months ago
It's a day for silly art with my handmade natural paints today 😆 I love the sound that ravens make 🖤 Paints made from willow leaf, copper pipe, oak gall and hawthorn berry 🌿
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3rd anniversary! Time for a mimosa flight
2 months ago
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Well shit, how are y’all doin’?
2 months ago
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I spoke too soon. One of these boys kicked the glass out of one of our doors. Goodbye security deposit
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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A little proud. I threw a housewarming tonight. And everyone ended their dry January early for me
2 months ago
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Merriam-Webster
2 months ago
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So very excited I took off tomorrow. It’s a 40 minute walk to work 😮💨
2 months ago
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