I found an etsy seller that makes velcro earmuffs for your bike helmet

I like to bike in the cold bc people talk about it like youre doing the impossible

Don't touch her money

I have 6 stitches in my finger rn and I feel like Frankenstein. i'm just a bag of meat sewn up

Armed and ready to defend our bike lanes 📣

Oops im on the el smoking car

I am still in this year+ long lawsuit and i am now hiring a 3rd attorney I'm so tired but i will not be defeated

I love when obscenely greedy people are upset at the result of elections

join us on saturday, november 8th❣️

They’re using Chicago as a testing ground for New York.

Spotted in Lakeview on Belmont x Broadway

No officer i'm not impeding ICE operations i'm yelling at them bc theyre in the bike lane

“AWS outage” currently polling 2nd for the 2028 dem primaries

billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind

bike bike bike bike bike bike bike

I love working for a woke company with a lady CEO

Calling on all Chicago bikers! A beloved member of the Chicago bike community (and a Femmes + Thems core organizer) took a spill at Critical Mass on Friday and was badly injured. Because both of their arms are broken, they are not able to do most self care tasks, let alone work.

My tiktok account got banned cause i was cooking too hard in the comments. Like they logged me out and my account is gone rip

So i got covid in March of 2020, and OG no-vaccines-available-yet-covid was brutal, i have asthma from it now actually, and i gotta be careful on days like today when theres low air quality *hits pen*

i love seeing all the beautiful people in their office clothes biking home from work on lake front trail

y'all ready for CORN SWEAT ‼️

Having entry level Chicago thoughts like "I should jump in the lake" today

posting dog

theres some dude with a january 6th beard ebiking around boystown with a trump flag

Feeling more "god have mercy on us" than "god bless america"

Come join us and our friends at @chicagobikesox.com for a tailgate and baseball game on Saturday, July 12th!!! ⚾️ 📍We’ll meet up @ Chicago Women’s Park & Gardens at 12pm & roll at ⏰ 1:00 to ride approx 8 miles to Guaranteed Rate Field where we’ll be tailgating at the bike racks before the game 🤩🚲🍻

How it feels to roll past the chicago pd barricades on your bike during the pride parade

Outside feels like the inside of someone's mouth

bike helmets are cool bc you can put stickers on them

I miss 3h ago when this was the thing i was worrying about

im about to have the most ridiculous looking sunburn cause i missed a spot

Happy Pride!! Drink water!!

my friends back home found and sent me the discontinued woke HEB bag

where can i buy a comically bad lafufu

When I fuck, the bike helmets stay ON

Public transportation couples are so powerful karamccurdy.com/nyc-city-hal...

Republican Presidents really be like “I just gotta fuck some shit up in the Middle East”

instagram on father’s day is the easiest way to tell who’s mad at their husband

Pope Leo XIV will address a packed baseball stadium in Chicago on Saturday, greeting a U.S. audience directly for the first time and offering a glimpse of the potential impact of the first American papacy.

Seen (heard) today during the "No Kings" protest march in Chicago: people inside the federal Metropolitan Correctional Center in Chicago tapping along as marchers pass by outside. The tapping is loud enough that it can be heard above the protestors' cheers and chants.

The moment the rally started marching north on Dearborn, as seen from the County building

No Kings includes Draft Kings

"in-unit laundry is a must have" suburban mindset you'll miss out on laundromat experiences like an old hippie man passing out baggies of weed with his phone number

Nobody did a parade for my birthday but that's okay

Be safe at the protest today everyone! Don’t wear any identifiable clothes, keep your mask and sunglasses on, & please have someone you trust who is not going today contact you tonight to make sure you’re safe & didn’t get arrested so they know to contact jails if you’re detained. Drink water!

Bill Clinton in the 90's

there's never been a better time to dress up in tactical mall cop shit and disappear a few people you don't like

I'm not offended by Sabrina Carpenter on her knees, I'm offended that theres a man