PSA. Thís elevates salad to God tier food. Cheap from Aldi if I recall correctly. No further salads shall be had here without it.

Why not, it's my second favourite colour after all. If you see this post something Orange from your Gallery. 🟠

Brought some tulips in from the wind... Don't think they'll go out again. Ain't she pretty?!?

Could have sworn I've seen this posted yesterday. Damned now if I can find who posted this. Any ideas?

Here goes, @brooksie81.bsky.social This is the bad boy we are getting. @mindlesmandles.bsky.social is in with me obvs. as are these two @stopfordianneil.bsky.social and @grumpsforever.bsky.social I will book you in as well, yeah.

Fuck it. I can't not share this. Before you hit play, beware, you are in for an epic day, sunshine. Ps. What's your favourite comment?

Did we all have a better night's sleep @stopfordianneil.bsky.social @sonofraucous.bsky.social @mikeo-g.bsky.social or was it just me? G'morning y'all and everyone.

I give you decent weather, an inability to do nothing and two fag breaks and the cleaning is well on its way. I reckon another 6-8 fag breaks and the deck will once again be summer ready. 👊

Sorry you're under the weather @mindlesmandles.bsky.social Now you can play that map tap quest thing and quote us with the sass it gives you when (not if;) you get something wrong. Yes, yes, I know, you are not a performing dog.

WHAT a movie. Do yourself a favour - get your eyeballs on I Swear. It's astonishingly good.

Happy Fridayyyyyy! It's a very happy NIL points on my license day here to boot as well. May yours be awesome!

For the past few days, my Bluesky account just sort of gave up on me around 7pm. Just me or have you had it as well?

HRH is 13 today. 🎊🎉🎊 His gifts: steak for breakfast and fish for dinner & a roll in the mud early doors. My gifts: Doggy salon for him leaving me with a nice smelling, clean dog (for another 30 mins).

If Carlsberg did Tuesdays... Easy enough day at work. Got a long-awaited appointment for a new passport. MOT... no issues. Car service much less than I've feared it was going to be. 😎

I'm going in. Tartiflette for the win! @confusedgibbon.bsky.social

Sunrise here 07:24. Sunset 17:24 and we've actually had sun... No notes. Bliss.

Monday made!!! This little big beauty arrived for me today. Not only am I now in love with @confusedgibbon.bsky.social, BUT note; he failed to eat all the cheese in France so this is him paying cheese tax. You are all subject to this tax. Just saying.

- me as a therapist

Made me chuckle. I can't even mimic this shit. Kinda like it. It makes me appreciate my age. G'morning, btw. 👋

Thisss, is not just any tea. This is Khoisan Gourmet Rooibos tea from the mother land. Thisss, is not just any mug. This is a WOKE AF mug from Edna's etsy collection. Thisss, is bloody marvellous..... that's what it is.

G'morning, witches! It's finally here... May your seeds of intention take root and flourish in this season. Blessed be and happy Imbolc!

Catching up on the Traitors... Muted words served me well. Still a few (couple?) to go, so... ssshhhtt.

G'morning. Can't say I am feeling all that sprightly today. I hope you're well... and if not, better'n me should do as well.

Fucking dog. 45 seconds of pure crazy delight when I got home, but then he summarily plonked his arse down at the treat cabinet as if to say, come on, you're just a treat dispenser. More than that. He is glowing and sprightly and like, 10 years younger... Did my dog need a holiday. From me?!? 😤😤😤

Oh, hello Manchester. Am I glad to see you, you grey and wet and cold beautiful thing. I'm gonna love and leave you now as my bed is calling. Screaming in fact. Why can't I sleep on planes?!?

I think I might just survive this cancelled flight lark. I suppose there are worst places to have to wait for the next available flight. Breakfast. Second sleep. Swim. Then... a flight tonight.🤞

The new profile pic was to share a bit of sun with you, BUT I am anything but a ray of sunshine... This time Swiss Air cancelled the *&£%#* flight. You can't make it up. And no flying out tomorrow, oh no, rebook and do it yourself. God knows when I will get back. 😤😤😤

Who dis? New profile pic tomorrow. May your Sunday be better than my long-haul flight is bound to be.

Decent spot for lunch today.

I was on lunch duty today and recalled this from @anjaciske.bsky.social. It is a lush light lunch. Can recommend.

Dont mind if I do. It's been a long old journey.

G'morning Frankfurt. Not where I expected to be... Some fifty plus flights to that there South Africa (some with real dodgy airlines), so I guess a cancellation had to come may way at some stage. 😤 The admin tho. Off. The. Charts.

Introduce yourself by what almost killed you... What a read those things are. I still reckon we don't know the half of things that nearly killed us. And thank fuck for that. #inspirationalstuff

G'morning Bluesky Buds. I hope your celebrations were all you hoped for and that this year will exceed all your expectations. I've had great times on here last year and appreciate you one and all.

Tell you what fucking winds me up, @mindlesmandles.bsky.social - not being able to reply to that post. You've more than outdone yourself! 😤😤😤😤😤

I couldn't have said it better myself. This Ren fella is a little special.

I despise being stuffed. And yet, whenever a cubic nanometre of space appears, it is filled again. FML.

Hay!!! Hay!!! I hope you are all having a great Christmas day. May the warmth & cheers of it stay with you more than today. And do remember... this ain't TV. Gloriously imperfect, as long as you're present and peaceful, will do more than okay. Much love. 💫💫💫

Happy winter solstice! From winter comes spring and life again, For the wheel of nature spins, with no end, Take ease in these cycles, its honest and true, Have faith in the rhythm of nature for you, Realise that harmony comes from within, And know all is well as the new cycle begin.

Sooooo, it turns out that I have only made 5.7 lbs of space. Still. Christmas starts now. Fuck it!!! Sorry... I meant good morning you filthy animals - make it a good one! 😎

He is back in his happy place & sleeping off the anesthesia after having had some teeth out. Dog dad is much happier with doggo where he should be. Here is to a speedy recovery.

Thanks for my Xmas card @theednawatkins.bsky.social 👊

Right. The bathroom scales shall be given a wide berth tomorrow. I brought my advent calendar up to date from the 1st to the 7th in one go. I blame all of you for starting so early on Christmas, and specifically @stopfordianneil.bsky.social! with his 6kgs of chocolate. 😤

Today is World Aids Day. As the US Government is not commemorating/funding it anymore, awareness is critically important... The UK is one of a few countries that met its 95 / 95 / 95 target, but there is work to do. U = U. Don't just challenge HIV stigma, but ALL testing and treatment barriers.

G'morningon this Monday! Operation lose 7lbs is now... Operation 3.48lbs left to go! Have a good day phone pals!

Weighing tomorrow so see how the lose-7lbs-to-gain-it-back-Christmas" is going. Had tea (no dinner!) an hour ago and I'm hungry again. Do skinny people always feel this like? 🤔

The inchplant got a short back and sides today to be Christmas ready. I love the purple & green and they are so fucking extra it's a joy to behold. #RockandRrollSaturday

Operation make-7lbs-of-space-to-gain-that-at-Christmas-is less than 48 hours old. And yet... it is already So. Fucking. Old. 😤

You were fabulous #Winterpride as were you @peterj.bsky.social! As long as there is one person who needs #Pride, I will turn up for it when and where I can. For openness may not fully disarm prejudice, but it's a good place to start. 🌈🌈🌈

No 🐬 or 🐋 on this outing, but there are worse ways to get 🌞 Even gave us a ticket for a future trip as we didn't see anything... Yeah, I'll be that fucker who has the ticket ready for use 18 years from now.