when you check her drivers license

I feel like there is a roughly 0% chance the Spurs win the championship now

They got to stop showing the celebrities celebrating. It's making me root against the Knicks

I'm torn between wanting to root against the Knicks because it'd be funny because then Trump will get blamed or root for them because they are perennial losers and the Spurs have won a bunch of titles

Once again observing that no one ever ran "President Biden's approval ratings have tumbled. But here in West Baltimore, these black lesbians say he delivered on key promises.

I was at Saturdays game and tonight’s game. Both games suuuuuucked. Had a good time Saturday for non-game related reasons but not so much tonight

Chip, you can't call that inning a shutdown inning. 1) the Cardinals didn't score the inning before, which is my understanding of what it is. Also 2) if it's not that, it sure as hell is not allowing two baserunners in your inning of work

I'm not a PCA hater, well I kind of am, but he feels like a really bad leadoff hitter? He doesn't get on base a lot

I’m like @jstriebel.com right now because it is bullshit that HBP wasn’t overturned

I got pretty personal with my last article for @vivaelbirdos.bsky.social. My dad had to be intubated last week. He’s good now and I partially credit the Cardinals www.vivaelbirdos.com/st-louis-car...

Poor Dylan

Can't wait until the Cardinals' offense is in a place where the cleanup hitter has a 0% chance of bunting.

5 Television Shows to get to know me It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Friends Columbo The X-Files The Twilight Zone

Wonder which players you need to follow in the Cardinals' minor league system? Well I have developed a foolproof system: pitchers to watch, stop what you're doing to watch them hit, prospect sickos, and get some help if you need to see them www.vivaelbirdos.com/st-louis-car...

I watched Rudy for the first time, and it was surprisingly realistic until the last 20 minutes when it decided to be VERY Hollywood.

It’s a beautiful day for baseball

As called, once again, by Jimmy Roselli and Griffin Wright on High Point student radio:

Siena gave it a good run, doesn't seem like they're going to pull out a win though, which is a bummer.

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Alrighty for the next WBC, have someone talk to the players that their lame ass attitude and fighting for the troops thing needs to stop so that Americans actually want to root for you

What the fuck was that challenge?

Look, does it suck that the US team appears to not be having fun and doing a weird troops thing? Yes. But I think it's pretty dumb to root against them if you're an American. In a way, it proves to the rest of the countries that broadly speaking we do not care about the WBC

Paul Skenes pushing hard to "pitch for the armed forces" is so, so lame I'm sorry

Well, whoever is against ABS, it's basically to prevent how that game just ended. Cause that was a great take and he got punished for it

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

The one thing I think the WaPo really needs more of is staff editorials about the mayor of nyc

Despite being dead for multiple years, I expected Robert Forster to show up

There are probably a lot of people who pretend to have really liked Bad Bunny’s performance just because it pissed off the right people.

This game suuuuuuuuuuuuucks

Fucking why? One of the worst ideas I've ever heard

It’s great when Elon Musk fans try to help

I don't love this term, but it fits for this movie. End of Watch is such blatantat copaganda that, among other things, I really didn't like it. I also thought the "characters filming themselves" was very poorly done and very gimmicky.

Didn’t he just have this job and never showed up?

The owners wanted a salary cap and were going to push for it waaaaay before Kyle Tucker. They just know saying Kyle Tucker signing with the Dodgers is something the fans are mad about and will get on their side. But that signing had jack shit to do with them pushing for a salary cap

Michael Siani gets a shutout, idk why that stands out to me but it does

I follow too many Rams fans. They are making the dumbest argument for why Matthew Stafford should win MVP: strength of schedule. Literally never heard this in any argument in a professional sports league. I hope he loses.

“you won’t get away with this”

My grandpa had Alzheimer's and considering it's hereditary, would love it if there was a cure by the time I'm old

I took a look at new Cardinal Dustin May. Looking at his history, it is impossible not to conclude there is a pretty slim chance that Dustin May is both healthy and good in 2026. I still support the signing, but hopefully people are realistic about him. www.vivaelbirdos.com/st-louis-car...

I’m ready for the football season to end. It’s kind of ruining my Sundays now that my family gets together every Sunday.

Sounds pretty good to me

I'm not convinced the Dodgers caught a huge break. If that takes a normal bounce off the wall, I don't think Barger makes it to 3rd base. Yes, the guy on 3rd doesn't score, but that's not the tying run anyway and it's the 9th inning.

I was rooting for the Mariners, but.... I'm pretty sure they weren't going to win this series, so I'm kind of glad the Blue Jays won the ALCS

Blake Treinen probably didn’t think he’d get to face Kirk again before he went to Valhalla

I don't know what's funnier: how bad Blake Treinen has been this postseason or that Dave Roberts has put him into fucking 9 postseason games lol. Most of them they were leading too!

Okay the Jonas brothers thing did actually happen, I wasn't that drunk yet. Mystifying

Fake award but okay

We're not gonna let a Dodger fan frame it like this, no way