Abysmal day for cloudspotters.

World class latte art from the barista at Tree Artisan Cafe on Little Clarendon Street in Oxford! #latteart

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Har har yes (by Instagram user @art_storefronts) www.instagram.com/p/DG3LqmtM64E/

When Morrison took over, I couldn't see where a win would come from – especially with a run of games against promotion-chasing sides. The fact we've only lost one in nine – winning three and drawing five – is remarkable. Boing boing Jimmy, players and coaching team! Let's keep that run going! #wba

Huge result. I feel like we need at least one more win in case we're docked points. But what a remarkable turnaround. Boing boing! #wba

I think The Harry Hill Show may be the best thing that's not on TV. #theharryhillshow

50 pts might not be enough to stay up at this rate. Huge wins for Oxford and Portsmouth. #wba

Couldn't make the game tonight. How are we doing? #wba

Some incredible images taken by the crew of the #Artemis II Orion mission and being shared by NASA. I think this is my favourite: an eclipse of the moon viewed from the far side flyby. More images here: images.nasa.gov. Tap 'Newest uploads'. H/t to @astrokatie.com for posting the link earlier.

Whoa 🤯 The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

@joseybackupnorth.bsky.social Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! 🥳

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

"I have a speech here. It's from Donald Trump, and it's in his own words as usual, so I'll read it out."

Disappointing to get reeled in from 2-0 up but a point against play off contenders is still a great point. Big game now on Monday. Boing boing! #wba

Big test now. #wba

Football eh? Bloody hell. Boing boing! #wba

Just look at the length of those chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips!

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

"You'll never manage twelve" I told her. "You'll do yourself a mischief." "Bollocks" she shout-burped, crunching flat another of the cans of Karpackie bought from the nearby sklep and tossing it over the hedge behind us. "A bet's a bet, you soppy twat." She opened her ninth of the morning & slurped.

I wish I could remember who said it, but I once heard someone dismiss the idea that Trump is 'transactional' in style (like he's frequently referred to) but 'extractive' instead. This kind of news is a great example of it.

Hearing Ipswich Town have renamed their stadium Deportman Road

What a result! Boing boing! #wba

That was fantastic! Boing boing! #wba

Baaaaaaaaaaaggggggies! #wba

Doctor: Take a look at this chart. Which most closely resembles the stool from your latest bowel movement?

Just paid my #TrumpTax at the petrol station. Almost £10 more to fill up compared to one month ago.

Gutted for the team. Really deserved the three points - especially for that second half performance. So many players showed up tonight. Proud of them. Boing boing! #wba

Baaaaaaaaaaaggggggies! #wba

Increasing power of different fireworks - visualized! (by Reddit user: u/Closed_Aperture) bit.ly/RedditFirewo...

Here comes a private equity CEO. There goes the neighborhood?

Massive career pivot but respect.

There's a moment when you're watching John Kearns in full flow that you realise you're witnessing a remarkable talent. I saw Tilting at Windmills as a WIP at @alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social last year but the full set is an absolute joy.

It's the hope. Boing boing! #wba

Barney Ronay on top form in the Guardian describing the Spurs manager’s expression as that of a man realising he is stranded at a child’s soft play party for the next 6 hours.

Everything I know most assuredly about morality and the obligations of men, I owe to football - Albert Camus Fucking run around a bit - Neil Warnock www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Just look at the quality of that road surface though. Not a single pothole.

Had the pleasure of meeting the Ayatollah at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny

Well that's surely that. Can't see a win coming anytime soon. Can't see this group of players rallying. To paraphrase the great Malcolm Tucker, it's been like watching clowns running across a minefield this season - on and off the pitch. #wba

We deserved to win that. Signs of coherence in that second half. #wba

When was the last time we scored first? #wba

Great header from Campbell. #wba

Less than 15 mins in. Strong pre-season friendly vibes. #wba

Baaaaaaaaaaaggggggies! #wba

Evening

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As a friend just said: now arrest the rest for perverting the course of justice. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

WHY IS IT STILL RAINING, STARMER?