I remember seeing Ray Romano doing standup and mentally noted when Everybody Loves Raymond started. Never watched, went to college, life, my 20s, etc. I blink and what felt like a year or two later I find out that its series finale is airing after a 9 year run!!! Real mindfuck, time is.

A G-28 is needed for ICE to speak to an attorney or representative of a detainee. I’ve never heard of ICE requiring one to speak to someone in the process of being arrested but it doesn’t surprise me.

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A Koch brother plus an anonymous donor paid $30m to rename George Mason School of Law after Scalia. That sort of thing legitimizes and boosts what were once fringe political principles—advocacy masquerading as legal analysis.

Good thread, but this is wrong. Yes D candidates raise more money than Rs, but the insane amount of plutocratic wealth poured into RW media, podcasts, influencers, scholarly articles, and lobbying dwarfs Ds—to say nothing of super PACs.

Wildcat strike!!!! Do it. Seriously though not planning on flying any time soon.

Not the main point but it’s aggravating that she finished her answer with a “newscaster signing off” tone. She knows there won’t be a follow-up question. She knows her role in the scripted segment.

Just had a vision of scrolling like I am now, the same jokes, the same sports posts, the same aghast critiques of the latest counter-legal SC decision, but instead of vids of ICE smashing & detaining, it’s immigrants shot execution-style, public hangings of dissidents, ppl loaded onto freight cars…

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

I genuinely don't think we can set things right in this country until these people are publicly humiliated and ruined and maybe marched to the gallows.

Long rabbit jumping over a skull

I want to be in a dads group where we talk about “blink and you miss it” cultural references in The Amazing World of Gumball

Not the cloaca!

Question: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

Woke 2 will involve international extradition

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

Hate women so much you not only idolize one who doesn’t exist but you idolize her *because* of all the things she can’t do. Purity perversion taken to the extreme as a Platonic ideal.

Detracting nothing from anything you’re saying, the questions on the projector are notable: “Why do I cry when I cum” “What’s the deal with Nazi guy” “How many times can a man cum back to back” “Can I die from cumming too much” I’d be very surprised if this doesn’t wind up on Fox News.

Every bad headache, I take 800mg ibuprofen. 50 minutes later, my headache is still bad and I worry the ibuprofen isn’t working. 10 minutes after that, headache is gone.

I know there are the ICE raids etc, but this is pretty weird given everything we're hearing about the scale of the data centre construction boom, no?

Ok guys times for bed don’t forget to take your melatoenail

Kavanaugh stop

Co-sign

post u from a different era

Also, if you think of it as: choosing 1 in 3 doors is a 1/3 chance. Thus, there is a 2/3 chance that a door you didn’t pick in the right answer. Monty opening one of them doesn’t change that.

I was just listening to the Very Bad Wizards episode about this last night and got why for the first time. The 100-doors version helps: if you pick one door and Monty opens 98 wrong doors, would you switch? Of course yes.

You cannot have a functioning classroom under these conditions. As I've said before, classroom surveillance has been a much bigger and more damaging change to campus than wokeness.

Has anyone seen an additional source for this quote? Because NBC News -- where this apparently stems from -- doesn't have this quote anywhere.

This is so fucked

Kavanaugh, writing for the majority in some future 4th Am case: “If a person has no contraband or dangerous literature in their residence, they are free to go after a brief search by DHS agents.”

Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

The generals have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Which could be their downfall. There is normalization that happens with change. If slow, there is no prime impetus for popular blowback. They are taking the shock doctrine approach, but the “crisis” to the extent there was one is magnitudes less in the US now than in 1933 Germany or Allende’s Chile.

My phone thinks I had 26 hours of screen time this past Wednesday, but doesn’t explain what the grey is

Making up a guy to be proud of ♥️

CHOTINER: So you just hang out here, like, forever? TED AT THE END OF “I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM”: CHOTINER: That sucks. TED AT THE END OF “I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM”:

i do not often use the phrase "comically inept" but if you are the envoy to an arab-majority country you should probably be aware of a little word called "islam"

I followed Saint Sluggo for the better part of a decade at the other place. He’s a cool dude and this is a rare ask for help switching trades.

I guess I’ll be watching Jimmy Kimmel for the first time ever tomorrow night

I 10000% agree with your sentiment. It’s vile. Disgusting. A distortion,at best. Dangerous. But as a historian: Romans employed client states and quasi-autonomous agents across continents. Herod was called: “King” or the “Tetrarch”. The Romans fought the entire Socii war. Look up Commagene kingdom.

People are in denial about the myriad ways Trump& Co could suppress the vote.

The First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie

Still Wancil just can’t help himself. I’m generally a fan but buddy take a chill pill every now and again. He’s just fightfightfight all the time.

Mine's gotta be this kid

I thought this said “Far Side Character” and immediately thought of this guy

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

One tangential point on my mind is that it’s illegal in this country to go on strike in solidarity with another union

Schumer needs to say that when Ds take congress they will hold hearings on whether Disney needs to be broken up since it is essentially bribing Trump for preferential treatment re mergers.