President Cirillo *demands* Mindhunter Season 3

Sleepy kitty

I just finished the movie, no one get mad at me, I’m still processing it

an anagram for chuck schumer is he r much succk

Maybe I’m missing how this work, but are we sure the House will pass the CR?

I’m a Kaine constituent and just called his DC and Richmond offices. No answer (recording says office is closed for the day) and not accepting voice messages.

this is like some crossover ep. of pimp my ride & great british baking… “we put a cookie in your cookie so now you can nom while you nom, dawg…”

@guydebored.bsky.social 🙏

Getting a deal where you are promised a future vote that might not pass the Senate let alone the House is a chump move.

@alexwinter.com Seeing you and Keanu do Godot was life changing. Took the train to NYC to catch it. I’ve been obsessed, reading interpretations & listening past performances. I liked the way you plaintively say “we’re waiting for Godot.” More exasperated than funny, as it was in other renditions.

Enter Pozzo and Lucky. POZZO: Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.

Has anyone by chance read 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami and seen the new show Pluribus?

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

Milwaukee, 2025

The vanity of a person to think that his own personal principles matter one lick as a jurist

dada is coocoo and caca is doodoo

Ok nerds, why is crypto going up while Nasdaq etc are going down?

Guy who commits crimes: oh now you’re going to send me to prison? 🙄

I’m curious about historical examples of Speakers who cared less about preservation of Congressional power. Anyone by chance have an idea?

If you don’t accept Conor at his 2022-2023 “recession fears are overblown,” you don’t deserve him at whatever this is. (This is my way of saying I’m a fan and I respect his takes, even if I disagree.)

Ross Douthat right now:

He finally saw something‽

Fun thing about being a SC justice is you get to pick policies you like and make up legal justification later. Lawlessness counter to statute, jurisprudence, due process, and basic fairness is no problem when Kavanaugh et al want masked thugs to drag ppl from their cars based on their skin color.

A Virginia Republican delegate who has served and comfortably won since 2002 lost. Estimates were 5-6 Dem pickups in the HoD. They won 13. Last night was a wipeout.

Love traumatizing children to make childcare more expensive

[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]

@glittersquirrel.bsky.social You’re here! I logged into Twitter for the first time in almost a year and hoped to see you.

yeah brother yeah,I got a Labubu. Labubonic plague

Twitter Republicans are pissed at Sliwa. But Mamdani is beating Cuomo by ~9% and Sliwa will end up with 7%! Cooooooope cope cope cope cope.

We need to form a militia in NoVa

WAIT! How have I not realized or heard anyone point out that Winsome Earle-Sears has a remarkably similar name to Twin Peaks villain Windom Earle??

Well, you Winsome Earle-Sears, you Losesome Earle-Sears

I’m voting for Mamdani AND grieving Dick Cheney 🇺🇸 👍 🥲

Fairfax wishes they could hang with Falls Church and Arlington

Who’s got my leaked election results? 👀

Crypto down ~10% and falling, now we’re having a little fun today!

My favorite part of this was they originally said no one was drinking, then admitted Cheney had 2 beers at lunch. For a guy who was on that many heart meds it could’ve made him quite loopy.

Reading this poisoned my soul. I can no longer enter the gates of heaven.

I kind of want to form a militia that explicitly eschews regulation to see if the Supreme Court lets us have guns

In 2020 one dude showed up wearing an N95, latex gloves, and swimming goggles. Not mocking. It was striking though.

I have been a poll watcher for the Democratic Party on two occasions, Nov 2020 and today. Same polling place. Only major difference so far (aside from the lack of masks and socially-distanced queuing), 2020 had a large morning rush (approx 100 ppl in line at opening) but it trailed off 1/x

this man is deeply unwell and deeply unpopular and flailing badly stop pretending like he's an unstoppable, unassailable tyrant

I’m a huge Mamdani fan but this was a “politician who wants to play it safe and not take a stand” move

Oh yea well The Cool Jerk Store called and they’re running out of cats who can really do the Cool Jerk.

Christine Pelosi did a documentary in 2009 where she interviewed poor white Mississippians. One gentleman ranted about moochers looking for a govt handout. Christine said, “Didn’t you say you’re on food stamps?” He replied, “Yea but I need it.”

Oh yea well The Jerk Store called and they’re running out of DVDs and merchandise licensed by the owners of the rights to the Steve Martin movie The Jerk!

The White House has posted a photo that shows Bari Weiss was in the room for the 60 Minutes interview of Donald Trump. Weiss is obscured, but she's just to the right of Norah O'Donnell.

It’s 8:47 AM and I’m now craving a nip and a pint.