[Trigger warning: whimsical blasphemy] Workshopping my jukebox musical about the Nativity: Annunciation GABRIEL: 🎶 BOOM BOOM BOOM 🎶 G_d put Christ in your womb

Academics: got any favorite vocab your undergrads tend to misuse? I'm writing my nephew a short guide to college writing, SAT words in context, etc—how to be pleasantly pretentious without being completely insufferable

i’m a bitch i’m a lover i have boundaries with my mother 🎶

If I were a dog, there's a high probability someone would cut off my balls, BUT I would ve able to stare at other drivers with impunity

This is what we need, high profile unapologetic leftists like Meghan Markle finding toeholds in deep red states and running for public office there

For over 60 years, Jane Goodall was a force for research about our precious planet—and climate change action to protect it—while breaking glass ceilings along the way. I'll so miss her courage and commitment to help expand what we know about our world and preserve it for the generations to come.

Favorite Far Side RIP to that Jane Goodall tramp

RIP, Ms Goodall I'm so happy you and Nymphia for to meet

Let's hide under a heavy blanket today and listen to the rain. We don't have to make out, but I'm not opposed to the idea either.

@thegeoffey.bsky.social I took a picture of a local ceramic murder dollie, but don't get attached! I noticed on the way home she's already sold. I have a premonition the iris painting behind her is haunted too—perhaps by the spirit of my grandma's sofa from the early 90s

New graffiti opposite the entrance to my building. I'm glad the landlord has given up trying to stop it

Elective Niece™ has joined the musical theatre club at school and is auditioning for their production of Frozen My plan to have the Andersonville Gay Mafia deliver Labubus laden with laryngitis microbes to other girls in the club has been met with mixed reactions (mom is horrified, dad considering)

¡Argentinos! ¡Mis compañeros! WE ARE ALL SHIRTLESS NOW

Have any of you ever baked bread in a Pyrex glass tube before? Does it work? Is it worth the trouble? I ran across the idea on Etsy today, looks like it was a hot Christmas item jn the mid 70s

I liked this better when I thought it said Bozo Drive-In Theater, but I still like it.

Happy Michaelmas! Mr Bingley is to have taken possession of Netherfield by today

A tie? When did that become an option?

cohen's chicken house sign, junction city, kansas, 1980

Once in 1991, Louise Bourgeois and Michael Graves were in the same blunt rotation with the Director of Acquisitions for Portland's public art program. Each currently attributes the resulting work to the other.

A favorite Simpsons sight gag

Still fits after 50 years

Better Homes and Gardens' 1972 𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 includes a handy (heh) “Meat Stretcher Price Guide” on the back cover

🎶 AND I HATE THESE PEOPLE 🎶

Is it internalized self-loathing when “Money for Nothin'” comes on and I'm a little disappointed they've edited out everyone's favorite f-slur?

I keep running into a guy in the elevator that wears a bandana over his face I've decided he's the conductor of the kids' train at the children's museum. He Robin-Hoods birth control of the soccer mommies' purses and distributes it to trans ppl on the building w/o health insurance

Inside you are two members of the original Broadway cast of Cats Forgive me, that was vulgar :)

James Comey? Really? He owes everything to him

My vintage teak dustpan is delightfully pretentious

Tino says "Fuck you".

A good day to the guy with speakers on his moped listening to “F+CK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME” at a respectful volume.

HAPPY YOM KIPPUR, Y'ALL I BAKED A CAK—wait, what? Well piss. It'll keep.

Watching a playthrough of The 7th Guest. I remember when this game was cutting edge in middle school.

Belated

When I was an RA in college, despite my boys having the lowest floor-wide GPA on campus, we caught them cooking Tylenol with codeine to isolate the codeine.

Efficiency!

Wait. So now they're claiming Tylenol causes autism and that's why the Amish have no cases of autism? Jesus Christ we're living in moronic times.

Book Cover of the Day:

Cooter, Missouri Pop: 404 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooter,_Missouri Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25642066 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25668451 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25668487

Join me for my new SiriusXM podcast, “AI Conversations with Dead Celebrities who Clearly would have Never Consented to This” Next week, Jackie Kennedy compliments my perfect French while telling me how happy she would have been for me to marry John-John

Boeuf patriotique!

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer confirmed the U.K. is recognizing a Palestinian state despite opposition from the U.S. and Israel. His announcement follows those from Canada and Australia.

NFL talking heads are concerned the Eagles may “overextend the TushPush™ today”