I’m not saying that Scotland are excited to be in the football World Cup, but what I am saying is that this morning a received a 2nd email from a venue saying they’re organising a watch party

All our base are belong to us

Hang this in the Louvre

"is there a technology the left are actually excited about?"

Countries that do not embrace wacky waving inflatable tube men could be "left behind," says Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man Emporium's Al Harrington.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I’m not saying that TNT Sport have the best #olympics coverage (they do), but I’m watching day 6’s highlights where the presenter wanted to show us a slo motion clip of the men’s skeleton athlete’s bum wobbling

The more I hear about the drone cams at the Olympics this year, the more impressed I am

Being told off by my cat for working late

Why yes, Asda, I _shall_ continuously submit 1/5 ratings to your app and telling you exactly why until you undo your last update which completely screws up the UX App product owners stop changing the UX to your app before fixing real life problems challenge

This is what being British is all about

I really want to watch the BBC coverage, but the highlights have spoilers on their iplayer thumbnails and there’s no nightly highlights show or podcasts BBC have driven me to paying for TNT, and actively avoiding iplayer. They made several poor editorial choices this year

Given that Scottish Rugby use the tagline “there’s nothing like being there”, this sounds like a fantastic advertisement for watching the game at Murrayfield: Samsung being entirely incorrect

A 👏YouTube 👏 video 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏podcasts

It’s not smaller it’s just further away

I want to see the Jira ticket for this website bug which was effectively “nobody thought a film would be rated as 0 stars”

Things were attempted

I am, once again, screaming into the void asking everyone not to judge an entire brand on a single logo on a trademark application document

Is there anything stopping, say, Kimmel having an intelligent conversation with Kamala Harris then then the next day spending eight minutes belly laughing at Trump?

Alton Towers really clutching at straws with their “world’s first” claim this year

My boss: why haven’t you replied to that important email I sent you? Me: I’m sorry, Copilot couldn’t tell me about it. But did you know that giraffes have blue tongues!?

a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off

So hard to believe there was a time in my life when being sent to bed was a punishment

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

Stranger Things S5e6 spoilers Oh god, the last scene made me cry so much. Max is my favourite character, and she and Holly are so great together

This made me laugh much more than it should’ve done (Props to the archivist for the wonderful description)

Just in case anyone was wondering, the BBC sound effects library DOES have an Orangutan farting in the woods. 🧐 (1:09) sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=NHU...

Also, I love Jessie’s fashion sense so much. She’s an absolute icon #thetraitors

The special effects in tonight’s episode of #thetraitors was wonderful. I have no idea how they did any of it

Time for my semi-regular “Cancelling Project Kangaroo was the worst thing that happened to the UK media industry” toot

It’s like saying I’m a great heart surgeon because I did a first aid course, bless her #thetraitors

Hugo: I’m a barrister Amanda: I’m a detective Harriet: I’m a barrister and crime writer Rachel: #thetraitors

Ah. I see Manchester has grown and has invaded Sheffield

The joke’s in the final paragraph, you’re welcome. You’re welcome.

You’re right. He’s not funny, can’t interview, and I don’t know why he hasn’t been replaced by Seth Meyers yet Oh, wait, Jimmy KIMMEL? Nah, he’s great.

The new Barbie comes with a range of accessories to reflect her status as an autistic woman, such as: - noise-cancelling headphones - a fidget spinner - intense social media scrutiny about how she's Being Autistic Wrong

Spoilers for Stranger Things s5 s1 Max is my favourite character anyway, but the scene when they played Kate Bush definitely gave me goosebumps

YES

UK Traitors s4s3: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT ENDING??

Oh ok then, Ronan Keating going full on 1990s boy band made up for the BBC1 new years coverage

And no 67 reference? I’m disappointed in the firework organisers for missing that one out yet including Wicked (half joke)

Can’t say I’m that impressed with the graphics on the London Eye this year. It makes it feel fake And is it more patriotic than it usually is..?

Is anyone else still watching the morning show? I just finished and really enjoyed s4, I just wish that there was just… less going on

GLADIATOR HYPE MAN: 🎶 do you feel the POWER of the GLADIATORS 🎶 do you have the will, and the sk-🎶 CONTESTANT: [puts up hand] hi sorry I just wanted to check if this was for beginners GLADIATOR HYPE MAN: that's actually covered in the song if you let me finish

They should invent tiny speakers that can fit inside a person’s ear so that person can watch videos without other people having to hear everything.

Genuinely brilliant idea and is what local radio is best at

"Um yes hello thank you for coming to worship me"