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@thatdamnqa.bsky.social
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Software tester. Autistic. General nerd. he/him
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Fran
about 23 hours ago
Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life
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If you love cats, I'd highly discourage you from watching Obsession
1 day ago
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Cool Bike Art
5 days ago
Some heroes don't wear capes
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Waiting for the point the local news or radio makes a gaff and just goes "Hi, Scott" ☺️
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5 days ago
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My promise: I will never use an LLM to write I will never use AI to reframe a photo I took. At best, I will use it for intelligence contrast/colour tweaks
#wwdc
7 days ago
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This Apple AI stuff is nice, but unless it's in tonight's beta drop, I'm considering it vapourware
#WWDC
7 days ago
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Adding events to a calendar from an image will be a game changer for me
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7 days ago
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Either my sound sync is slightly off, or this ADR is bad
#wwdc
7 days ago
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This is a massive improvement iteration on Liquid Glass
#wwdc
7 days ago
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The timelapse style of this year's
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video is wonderful, btw
7 days ago
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I love you, Craig
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7 days ago
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This bit of Greg James' show from a couple of weeks ago (from 32 mins in, just under 15 minutes long) shows just how powerful radio can be. At its best it connects people together It's also another example of why Greg is one of the best broadcasters of this generation
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Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James: Podcast Only News: Upper Class (48m)
Daily chat, nonsense, extra fun and highlights from Radio 1 Breakfast with Greg James plus listener Mia who's boyfriend dumped her gets an upgrade! And Lewis Woodall is on the show!
https://castro.fm/episode/z7h3UM#32:00
7 days ago
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Tomas
8 days ago
Just in general?
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Anyone in the vague Edinburgh/Fife area have a drone I can borrow, by any chance? Want to check out the state of my drains
10 days ago
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Ranch Devereaux
10 days ago
If you really want to be an ally to all queer people, please walk faster.
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Anon Opin
11 days ago
The Teams programmer who thought it'd be utterly hilarious to put the "share" button next to the "leave" button was a fucking comedy genius, and should be honoured.
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@graemedowniemp.bsky.social
Thank you for signing as my MP
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11 days ago
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️⚧️
15 days ago
if you wanna be a girl you can just be a girl
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Watching an old 80s TV show (prisoner cell block h), where pausing the show to read what's on screen wasn't a thing. The person making the props got very bored (and very sweary)
17 days ago
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Very soon this will be the only live sport that BBC will be able to afford to cover
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20 days ago
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Roger
21 days ago
Once you notice the “fun is for children” shaped splinter in our national psyche, it prickles all over the place and you wonder about a lot of people’s adult lives.
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derek guy
22 days ago
well done william
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Wait until they find out what LLMs are doing to the brains of people aged 30+ What's that? You only care about attacking young people who are being absolutely no social support? Oh.
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23 days ago
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Typography nerds are the best nerds, change my mind
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23 days ago
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Ruth Pearce
23 days ago
Alternatively, of course, of you a trans women or man you can simply record your "sex" in line with your lived sex, regardless of what government guidance might want you to put down. Fuck 'em.
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If you haven't already, spend 10 minutes watching the end of the very last Late Show Colbert was class to the very end, and this is the best 10 minutes he could've done
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"Jump Up / Hello Goodbye" Paul McCartney, Elvis Costello, Jon Batiste, Louis Cato & Stephen Colbert
"The Late Show" signs off with two powerful musical performances back-to-back, beginning with the quartet of Stephen Colbert, Louis Cato, Jon Batiste and Elvis Costello performing Costello's 1977 tune, "Jump Up." As that song ends, the foursome are joined by Paul McCartney and The Great Big Joy Machine for a once-in-a-lifetime rendition of The Beatles' "Hello Goodbye," which ends with a giant singalong featuring the entire staff of "The Late Show." #Colbert #Music #OnTour #NewMusic #EdSullivanTheater #StephenColbert #ElvisCostello #PaulMcCartney #JonBatiste #LouisCato #TheGreatBigJoyMachine #JoeSaylor #EndeaOwens #NêgahSantos #LouisFouché #JonLampley #CoreyBernhard #TheLateShowSeriesFinale Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel: http://bit.ly/ColbertYouTube Watch full episodes of "The Late Show": http://bit.ly/1Puei40 Listen to "The Late Show Pod Show" podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/Awagtx95?sid=yt Like "The Late Show" on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1df139Y Follow "The Late Show" on X: http://bit.ly/1dMzZzG Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram: http://bit.ly/29wfREj Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. --- Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.
https://youtu.be/zG0HFw0edXY
23 days ago
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It's days like today I'm glad that I donate to Good Law Project Thank you, Jess. Sincerely.
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24 days ago
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Men: if you are scared of a trans man seeing your penis, then lock the fucking toilet cubicle when you're in there
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24 days ago
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LLMs:
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#thesimpsons 7 times 8 = low battery
The Simpsons - season 9 episode 18 This little wiggy
https://youtu.be/__dyjVCvZCs
26 days ago
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Michael Jackson has really let himself go
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26 days ago
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"Look, I know you all hate the licence fee and call it a tax, but get this: what if we also require everyone to pay a subscription fee to a private company in order to watch free to air stations?"
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27 days ago
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How are Lithuania doing better than the UK? :(
#eurovision
29 days ago
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2026 really is the year of the violin isn't it?
#eurovision
29 days ago
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This song gets better every time I hear it
#Australia
#Eurovision
29 days ago
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I still want to know how they do that quick switch
#Eurovision
#Greece
29 days ago
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Hey Victoria, you suck
#Eurovision
29 days ago
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Just been for a pee, did I miss anything? No? Good
#Albania
#Eurovision
(Yes, I'm still bitter that Luxembourg and Switzerland didn't get through the semis)
29 days ago
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Gay icon alert
#Eurovision
#Denmark
29 days ago
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Ah Graham I forget how much I love your snarky commentary
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29 days ago
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Charlie Keywood 🇪🇺 🇵🇸
29 days ago
On behalf of everyone that watched the semis, I'll apologise now for the hosts.
#Eurovision
#ESC2026
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Greg Jenner (Historian)
about 1 month ago
SNL UK has been great, I’ve really enjoyed it — these are good sketches and the show will grow in confidence
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Traitors with crabs to the Prince Andrew Plan: the 10 best SNL UK sketches so far
Sexy dad swap, the anti-ageing cream so good everyone will think your husband should be in prison, and the long con to make King Charles look good … you can’t say Saturday Night Live UK hasn’t gone th...
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/may/15/10-greatest-saturday-night-live-snl-uk-sketches-so-far?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Do you think if OpenAI connected ChatGPT to their own bank accounts they might learn how to make a profit?
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ChatGPT Can Now Connect to Your Financial Accounts for Budgeting Advice
OpenAI is adding a new personal finance feature to ChatGPT, letting people connect their financial accounts to the chatbot to get budgeting advice. Through a partnership with Plaid, ChatGPT users can connect their bank accounts, credit cards, investment accounts, and other financial accounts to get advice. OpenAI says ChatGPT supports more than 12,000 financial institutions.
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/15/chatgpt-personal-finance/
about 1 month ago
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Just like when her rich husband came to a comic relief fundraiser and congratulated everyone?
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about 1 month ago
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I'm laughing so hard at Rylan (jokingly) taking losing the quiz badly
#Eurovision
about 1 month ago
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They disconnected Rylan's button???
#Eurovision
about 1 month ago
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My top 5 of tonight
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: - UK - France - Australia - Luxemberg - Switzerland
about 1 month ago
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Everyone involved should be proud of this year's
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#eurovision
entry. Amazing staging, great song, brilliant crowd interaction. He also seems like a really nice guy. I really hope it does well in the final
about 1 month ago
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HappyToast
about 1 month ago
“I’d like to complain about these window cleaners you sent me, yes, they’re using their arses”
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No, YOU have a crush on
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#Eurovision
about 1 month ago
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Meepy
about 1 month ago
DANCE AWAY ANIMAL YOUR INNER
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