BEST TEAM IN THE WORST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL

Big Grocery doesn't want you to know that paper bags hold so much more stuff so it's easier to get your groceries in from the car in one trip

If Congress doesn't finally assert their authority over this and act, they might as well pack it up until the midterms.

I need a drink.

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

Alabama with the "see? we didn't get shut out!" field goal

Christmas has come down, I have filled in important dates in my new day planner, and I have made a new budgeting spreadsheet for the year. I am going to be *busy* in 2026.

I have been cackling about this for a full hour

Ignore that I am very upset that the Panthers fell apart in the second half

Same energy

They're really making Emmitt Smith go on television on Christmas and talk about what a 6-8-1 team needs to do to make a Super Bowl run next year.

This is a Pofele Ashlock fan account.

I cannot believe how cool that match was

Oba Femi is a *massive* man. The definition of "absolute unit."

Disney is famously protective of its IP and brand perception. This is almost certainly going to explode in their faces in spectacular fashion.

Jalen Coker having the biggest day for Coke since Clipse dropped

The Panthers are playing meaningful prime time football in Week 12. I don't know what to do with my hands.

God I hope Xavier Legette knows about Umamusume

God I could cry

Now that UNC Football is the disaster it was almost certainly always going to be under Belichick, I can turn my attention to the Carolina Panthers (oh god)

The broadcast showing a box with Roy and MJ then immediately cutting to a shot of Jordon Hudson is killing me

Trying desperately to incept one of my best friends into taking Kyle Pitts in the first round of our fantasy draft. I don't think it's working yet but I have to keep pushing.

Ouch

This is not a shocking development by any means, but it's nice to have confirmation. Roy is the most popular Dem politician in the state by a country mile, and was probably the most viable candidate available.

Using the idea that working class people can't (or shouldn't be able to?) afford travel and leisure as a dunk on a candidate actively running on lowering the cost of living while your own campaign has zero answers to the same problem is certainly a choice.

Another Beam Summit in the books (I guess it had been two years since my last one, dislocating a shoulder before last year was not great.) It's always incredible to see how people use Beam, as it can be easy to get locked into the world of SDK development and forget the cool use cases.

This is the most relatable thing a political candidate has ever posted on social media.

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Only history's greatest monsters have [squints at Fox News graphic] addressed the cost of living in practical ways.

This is now a Zohran Mamdani fan account

zohran mamdani

Patiently waiting for "E-Thot Socialist" campaign merch

Hey @taylordotbiz.bsky.social thank you for the incredible soundscape that will haunt my nightmares for decades @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social is good radio, man

OH MY GOD RORY

I know there's a lot of speculation about market manipulation, but I genuinely think the bond market starting to wobble was the last straw for this god awful tariff plan. Congress better not back down from reclaiming tariff power, or else we're just going to do this again in a few months.

"We're bringing factories with suicide nets to America" is absolutely not the selling point you think it is, dude.

If you are an NC resident and voted in November, please check if your name or the names of any family areone of the 60K votes being challenged. If so, confirm ASAP with your Board of Elections. You only have two weeks. The website to check linked in the reply. www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...

Rare moment of me talking about growing up in the church for this @usatodayopinion.bsky.social column on Morgan Wallen’s “get me back to God’s Country” post. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

"Eat the rich" is going to go from a political rallying cry to a dietary necessity very, very quickly.

won't you fly high free cow

I told myself I would take a break from Stormlight Archive after finishing Oathbringer, but alas I cannot pull myself away from this series. Dawnshard next, then Rhythm of War awaits.

Someone check on @minakimes.bsky.social

Mike Tomlin is an expert at controlling massive egos but Aaron Rodgers in 2025 may be too much. Cannot see this going well.

Make the call, Gladstone (also the Panthers should do this instantly)

I know there's a lot of discussion around legacy American media normalizing and enabling fascism, but man is it disgusting to see the NYT view outright racism and discrimination positively.

“But you know they love to sue”… Man I wanna do ANYTHING in like as well as Kendrick is a hater.

"Say Drake..."

if i text you this just know you’re cooked