Don’t make me tap the sign (I still think Arsenal are going to win the Premier League and everyone is overreacting)

The crew of NASA’s Artemis II has splashed down after a record-breaking mission.

I LOVE A BULLSEYE SPLASHDOWN

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

a bullseye splashdown after a trip around the moon, that is ABSURD

🚨 TOTTENHAM IN THE RELEGATION ZONE LADIES & GENTS 🚨

Serious question: are Arsenal going to win a single trophy this season?

OUR 2026 WORLD CUP FIELD IS SET! ⚽️🏆🗺️ Group A: 🇲🇽🇿🇦🇰🇷🇨🇿 Group B: 🇨🇦🇧🇦🇶🇦🇨🇭 Group C: 🇧🇷🇲🇦🇭🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Group D: 🇺🇸🇵🇾🇦🇺🇹🇷 Group E: 🇩🇪🇨🇼🇨🇮🇪🇨 Group F: 🇳🇱🇯🇵🇸🇪🇹🇳 Group G: 🇧🇪🇪🇬🇮🇷🇳🇿 Group H: 🇪🇸🇨🇻🇸🇦🇺🇾 Group I: 🇫🇷🇸🇳🇮🇶🇳🇴 Group J: 🇦🇷🇩🇿🇦🇹🇯🇴 Group K: 🇵🇹🇨🇩🇺🇿🇨🇴 Group L: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇭🇷🇬🇭🇵🇦

IRAQ ARE OFF TO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 40 YEARS 🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶

Paraguay qualifying for a World Cup much sooner than Italy is not a sentence I was ready to utter in 2026

They hired Gattutso to get them into the World Cup. Now they’re missing it for the third time in a row. Italy doesn’t want to be great.

Italy have qualified for a cricket World Cup more recently than they have for a soccer World Cup

No argument: if you’re born here, you’re a citizen 👍🏼

I still can’t believe that just happened

UCONN HOLY SHIT

Nico O’Reily: local hero for Manchester City and now Wembley hero.

Oh nooooo Kepa butterfingers

Cannot say I had *checks notes* Arsenal / Chelsea / Flamengo / Italy star Jorginho beefing with *checks notes* Chappell Roan on the 2026 Bingo Board. But here we are

I am.. sadly not the biggest fan of the new Paraguay World Cup kits

Good morning 👩🏼🇵🇾

This is Pipsqueak. Her bed is a banana. Technically speaking it is a banana split, but either way, very a-peeling. 12/10 (IG: sassypebs)

it's not often that the first 30 minutes of a football game are the jon bois riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter post this is fucking nuts why is everyone doing fast breaks into the penalty area constantly

Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic

You know the USA didn’t take the WBC seriously because they started a Met when it mattered most

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 120 minutes and at the end, Senegal win the AFCON, Morocco protest the outcome, Senegal is stripped of their title and the title is given to Morocco.

Totally unprecedented. Totally, utterly insane. Senegal stripped of their AFCON title by the CAF Appeal Board. www.cafonline.com/news/caf-app...

A good World Cup kit for once lol (for any country)

One Battle After Another was a perfect movie from start to finish and very few movies have awed me in the way that movie did, a perfect movie fitting for the current world we are living in (that needs to be watched again and again) and a perfect winner for Best Picture 👏🏼

Honestly pretty impressive to have the same name as the worlds most famous guy and become famous anyway

MICHAEL B JORDAN THIS SHIT GOT ME EMOTIONAL. FROM THE WIRE TO OSCAR WINNER

What a movie and what a performance, well deserved MBJ for his first ever Oscar! 👏🏼👏🏼

Checked out the authentic #USMNT World Cup shirts ahead of tomorrow’s release. They’re beautiful. Wavy flag motif really pops on the real version, and up close the away looks much more navy blue than in leaked pics of the replicas.

First time doing this meaning I will absolutely flame out tonight lmao

Honestly same bro

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Watching Arsenal frustrate themselves to the Premier League title is pretty funny, but also very admirable?

Claudia Martinez has the Marta ponytail going, she’s destined for greatness

La Garra Guaraní, Siempre 🇵🇾 Claudia Martinez becomes the first Paraguayan player to play in the NWSL!

History in NWSL: Claudia Martínez becomes the first ever Paraguayan to play in the league as she makes her debut for the Washington Spirit! 🇵🇾🇺🇸⚽️

Federico Valverde is only the second player to score a first-half hat trick against an English team in the UEFA Champions League.. since this

Federico Valverde and Bam Adebayo walk into a bar...

Not a bad half for Federico Valverde 😏

VALV9RDE HAT TRICK 🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾

FEDERICO VALVERDE IS ON FIRE

Ainda não me convenci desse pênalti pro Arsenal

If you don’t score from a corner, you just end up getting scored from a corner. Those are the rules!

I love it when sports records are broken on a random Tuesday evening

bam's previous career high was 41 points

82 and 83 at the free throw line for Bam Adebayo, he finishes with 83

81 for Bam to tie Kobe