Day 2, it’s our time to shine sickos!

libertarians belong in a zoo

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

sorry but i think it’s newsworthy every time someone wants to fuck rfk jr. and we’re never going to fully understand human psychology if we don’t figure it out

It is happening again

Sorry I can’t read the batshit insane Olivia Nuzzi profile, I’m too busy spending the weekend watching all 18 hours of Twin Peaks: The Return in a movie theater like a normal person

Idk about you but I’d pay good money to ride a camel around Greenwich Village

They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil

Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.

“A Native American girl was nearly deported from her own country because ICE saw brown skin and assumed ‘illegal.’ This isn’t security — it’s racial profiling and state intimidation. These are Gestapo-style tactics happening in America right now.” azmirror.com/2025/11/12/a...

Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...

Sure looks like Trump is positioning the government to invalidate all trans people’s already existing passports…

My NSPM-7 coverage has for weeks been met with smug assurances that there's no law for domestic terrorism. Well, the Trump admin just designated Antifa groups as Foreign Terror Orgs - for which there is a law: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-slap...

petro is so beast

“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”

Now taking bets on what his politics will be when he wakes up from this one. I'm liking the 1000:1 odds on Posadist.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

Trump's upcoming National Security Strategy identifies the "homeland" as its top priority (above even China!) sources who have seen the strategy tell me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-nation...

every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Recep Erdoğan:

so uh, what was Merrick Garland doing

probably something an innocent man would do

If Sarah McBride has a million haters I’m one of them. If she has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If she has 1 hater it’s me. If she has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is against Sarah McBride I am with the world, if the world is for Sarah McBride, I am against the world

Dancing outside the concentration camps thinking that’s helping is your brain on idealism

Damning new emails released by House Dems indicate that Trump "spent hours" with an alleged victim at Epstein's house and he was "the dog that didn't bark."

Wow I have a lot of respect for a pope who is a cinephile but still, I think it’s weird that he chose Salò

This actually makes a lot of sense if you realize he’s probably confusing Martial Law with Marshall Field’s

The squishy Dems caved to basically get a result like this on a (promised) vote for ACA subsidies in December. Pathetic.

*imagining Trump at the Gathering of the Juggalos and immediately having a cerebral hemorrhage*

They’re calling it the worlds first Chodefront

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics

It's just Nancy again. She did some Asenath Waite shit and replaced her own daughter. It's the pearls, you fools, you must destroy the pearls

We're told "don't escalate, they're looking for an excuse", but when the gestapo publicly celebrate their unprovoked violence (much against children) it sure seems like we're past "don't escalate"...

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

Are men ok?

they understand insurance. the entire premise of libertarian opposition to mandatory insurance is that they should not have to care about anyone else and be permitted to take risks. it's the same opposition to vaccination and taxation. they are bad neighbors.

One on side, the Trump administration is arguing that hormones are "mutilating" when used by trans people. When used by cis people, they are removing all the warning labels and increasing access. Funny how that works. archive.ph/JhbUF

no money for politicians

Guys i have negotiated an escape from this serial killers basement He has agreed to unchain a minimum of two limbs and we have a promised 30min headstart into the dark woods surrounding this remote cabin We must simply agree amongst ourselves the first to be killed and served as food

On the one hand all of our healthcare is about to be ruined but on the other at least we can go to jail again over mildly palliative relaxers demonstrably less unhealthy and damaging to others than alcohol.

I will never again vote for any Democrat politician who doesn’t immediately call for the Quisling Democrats to be expelled from the party and primaried and for Schumer to be deposed and replace. This is line in the sand shit: if you can’t stand for anything then I won’t stand for you.

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

The original Dem demands were: 1) Permanent ACA subsidies 2) Medicaid funding restored 3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission) They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today. The Senate Democrats!

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.