mainly my goals right now are: - finish writing 'Sam & Samantha' - live long enough to see a few friends read it and go "that's cool" - dissipate into aether

Pretend I used the hashtag

Considered one of the Seven Wonders of the Middle Ages, the catacombs of Kom El Shoqafa lie beneath Alexandria. This funerary complex, used between the 2nd and 4th centuries, is specially interesting for its unique blend of Egyptian, Hellenistic and Imperial Roman artistic styles and iconography.

it's my favourite couple!

This is what I was trawling the archives for

Your timeline is visited by my gay stoner dragons. It can always be 420 in your heart

Unpopular Muppets Merch #142: Bongzo Common fan complaints: - misrepresentative of the character's personality, implies his eccentricities are drug-based rather than innate - a set of Dr. Teeth And The Electric Mayhem bongs would have made more sense - bowl is very inconventiently placed

Still proud of this chiptunes motherfucker

I keep this one saved

I write a lot of porn vignettes set in hot summer months because a) I like the undeniable this-person-is-doing-something-weird aspect of full raingear in summer, and b) I also like the sweating-a-waterfall aspect of it. But Christ fuck this weather makes me conscious of how quickly it would kill me

Bought three litres of plum and pear-flavoured water from Tesco. Will I chug all three bottles before the evening's out? Stand by

[1/6] I dreamed about some kind of cult or religious order hidden in Italy during WWII. I'm not sure if I was a member of the cult in this dream or an outside observer. The cult was built around something nicknamed a "ptho-kot"; whatever language that was, it translated to "full-blooded orchestra"

Garffeld

Colourful wellington boots to be mandatorily available in sizes above UK 8

so does a Milhouse Shield protect Milhouse, or does it protect you FROM Milhouse?

can't wait for thursday

I didn't intend it, the pieces just slotted together thusly, but it's fitting that there's a passing bit about a retro computer shop in my novel right before an aside about Shipwrecked 64

wish id thought of this yesterday when it was still dad day

STILL THE BEST 1973

In a very real sense Nurse With Wound's biggest influence me was giving me a tendency to make "lists of influences". I'm not going to show them to anyone, they're just satisfying to make

Found a guide to the image matching puzzle, and I am being rewarded with rapid-fire barrages of creepy, cryptic imagery. Which is what I wanted out of the experience so I'm happy

Cinema! with Sedric A. Dragon

Of all the problems I thought adult life might hold the one I definitely did not see coming is a guy registering my address as his own with HM Customs & Revenue and I'm still getting his tax documents eight months later because apparently nobody's doing anything about this

Normal Guy & Sparkle dog

I regret, when working on my latest fictional prog rock band, that I am too stubborn to walk back naming them 'Schläü! Schläü!'

Finally playing 'Frontiers Of The Mind'. Turns out there's actually a game in this game! Unfortunately it seems to be a really convoluted image-matching puzzle that I'm not thrilled about, so I guess tomorrow I'll look for youtubers who've done it for me

I just think they're neat

Dismantling my old desk chair is a hell of a slog. The bolts holding the arms in place are obscured under tightly-placed caps, and the arms hold the back and seat together in turn, so unless I can manage to pop them out I guess I gotta chuck it in the car in a huge chunk

I'm going to start doing crimes whilst wearing a prosthetic finger on one hand and a jacket with bizarre, inconsistently woven fabric and tailoring. I'll get away with everything! What do you mean you filmed me robbing the bank? That's clearly AI footage

Ah, i should made a plaque from my fav r34 comment under my artwork.

da diptych

Windoz really wants me to finish the "almost complete" pairing of my laptop and mobile device. I assume that means someone next door's mobile device because my phone no more has bluetooth than it does actual teeth. Unless my new desk fan has wi-fi enabled, which I suppose is possible in 2026

heavy linkage

I need to stop torturing myself by wallowing in the commentary of people whose relationship to art is "but why are there loose ends? Why haven't you explained this bit? Did you forget??"

This fills me with whimsical joy www.tumblr.com/ink-the-arti...

Artist! Drop something creepy!

My "cancelled SNES Resident Evil 2 port using the Ballz engine" April Fools post from a few years back

Brick, 1996 by Nik Ramage www.instagram.com/nikramage

I like Clarrrgh... #Backrooms

Myself as a brooding jester :) #furryart

Listening to a lot of live concert bootlegs means getting familiar with sonic experiences like "is someone near the taper clearing their nose in the middle of this song?"

Honestly although the game itself is "mid" as... do people still say "mid"? I was making a joke about my being out of touch with colloquial speech but it might've really gotten away from me by now. Anyway Platou was not great but the game music was a solid banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjJr...

This might be the worst-looking video on youtube but I am serious when I say I love this piece of music. A golden relic of the youtube where being a professional simply wasn't an option. Everything I know about playing guitar, I learned here www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvj2...

Now that I've seen the Amergle Dergle Smergle Finergle for the second time it is time to avoid reading anyone talking about it ever

This is the last day I can repost this before we never talk about The Amazing Digital Circus ever again

@ravuer.bsky.social recommended I check out Atomic Forest, the early 2010s adult Russian cartoon with fetish-adjacent furry stuff, and in doing so put me onto Atomic Forest, the Indian psychedelic rock band from the 70s. It's about the most Me thing that can happen in a short space of time

OOH LAH TIME MOTHERFUCKERS youtu.be/Poii8JAbtng?...