Every so often I see a youtube video called "Mother Whale Eyeless (extended version)" and get excited until I remember it's just the fan-edit that loops the break before "In my town..." for a full two minutes

just....enjoy this

I would watch a full-length movie compiled just from clips of robots falling over and wigging out. No plot, no dialogue

If I just posted "draw your OC in this" and it was a rainsuit and wellies, would that be anything?

a couple years ago i realized that empty kpop sets made for insane liminal spaces

Christ America that was the *one thing* I thought you were cool for

Dance To The Plastic Beat ✨🌃🌙✨

this year's Christmas subway sandwich is disappointing

Do I got more concerns about someone who wants the balls but not the ballsack? Or the ballsack but not the balls? The asshole is anybody's, I don't care. Spread that thing open with a surgical retractor and drive a car inside

Tonight's reason for not going to bed early like I said I would: obsessing over the full-length version of the Trap Door theme

lol she got his ass and he knows it

God this is turning into a fucking day. I won't say what because it's personal stuff but I have received a VERY troubling message off a friend. Half-tempted to ring my dad to postpone him helping me assemble the shelves because my brain is pulverised right now

Bloody hell I think I threw an important letter from the company that manages my utilities in the recycling by mistake. I've emailed them about it, hope they get back to me sharpish. But I am pissed off at myself

[1/5] As you may know, my Nine Inch Nails tribute act Nine Inch Neils has recently been in quite a bitter war of words with Nine Inch Neals, who accused us of starting a territorial dispute despite no overlap with their consciously Rush-influenced take on the magnificent artistry of Trent Reznor

went out this weekend

Cheer up, big guy!

Slimed

Don't make fun of people's noses

Nowhere near where I want to be with the house cleaning process, but I am making SOME progress so that's good. Even seeing how much there is still to do, I am feeling some sense of accomplishment

Today I learned that White Town's "Your Woman" samples its hook from an Al Bowlly song. I would never have guessed there was a bridge between that song and 'Everywhere At The End Of Time'

I need to begin inviting people to my house again. I'd finally begin getting on top of the mess if I had someone else to clear up for

I don't know if it's an intentional subversion but the first part of this song sounds like it would make good Breakfast TV music if not for the lyrics about child soldiers and corpses www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvtE...

Olly Murs is a weird Nothing of a popstar, a guy who always feels like he's filling in on someone else's song, but I genuinely think this is a pop gem. Someone should cover it www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Ok...

Or can he? @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

I just went ahead and remade the picture I can't find

Some miscellanea I've made over the years. I couldn't find the actual one I was looking for which is why you got the Slender Man one to fill out the numbers

Some miscellanea I've scanned over the years

I don't know if RFK's coprophagy broke a dam somewhere but I swear to god every week now I see a photograph of food that looks like authentic human shit

5.

Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!

the art that got me famous on twitter: now on bluesky

(Someday I oughta upgrade this post) Clear weekend, I've mostly recovered from sickness, I wanna draw for people! Shares are appreciated!

Dog Nightmares as a whole is a phenomenal youtube series, but this is definitely the video that most of you will resonate with www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wk8...

Kinda want to commission Moult/Shedding but a) I'm not sure what I actually want to get and b) sort of feel like I'd be wasting their time when none of my characters are all that chubby

I don't think *any* of my characters' homes are physically possible because they all have excessively large storage capacity for their gratuitous collections of fetishwear

I completely forgot Shifty Shellshock was dead. I was going to post this anyway because I wanted to casually acknowledge a) my fondness for overwrought self-pity rock, and b) that three-note guitar squeal repeating in the chorus (really love a certain kind of squeal) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC2z...

I'll have to get back to you all in five years. If you all could *try* not to elect Reagan and Thatcher while we're waiting for my parents to do the do, that'd be swell

@cuteosphere.bsky.social hey just a quick question, do you have the comic on-hand where your girlfriend asks you what music you like and you say stuff like "songs that make me feel like a robot, songs that make me feel like a cowboy"? I am compiling Good Comics About Music

I worked very hard on this

Going on my list of Good Comics About Music

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Fuck YOU Baltimore! Come to Big Bill Hell's Anime Network!

I just snapped and closed a hundred or so tabs that have been sat waiting forever. Cathartic, honestly

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Just back from seeing Shelby Oaks, which I really did not think would get theatrical distribution in the UK. I very nearly yelped when @nightmind.bsky.social popped up