I can’t believe that Trump planned another fake assassination attempt and forgot his ketchup packets and ear gauze.

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

Have conservatives always been this collectively stupid? Or is this a relatively new thing?

Those violent leftist!

“Oh, do you think he was referring to you?” Intentional or unintentional this was pretty savage

German Chancellor Merz: It is quite obvious that the Americans have absolutely no coherent strategy whatsoever. There is a sense that a whole nation is being humiliated by the Iranian leadership, particularly the Revolutionary Guards.

Womp womp. Cry harder.

NO SHIT,SHERLOCK.......

I've just seen Taylor Lorenz claiming she's going to introduce the concept of bagels to the UK, London specifically, because all we eat is beans. London's oldest bagel shop opened in 1855. Girliepop. Shut up. Can Americans not be insufferable for five minutes.

No, I will not be watching the Michael Jackson movie. That man was a pedophile. Everything he did has to be viewed under that lens. There is no before or after. Frankly, I think the world would be better served with a Stevie Wonder doc - who was a superior artist in every way.

And just like that, Donald Trump has another fake assassination attempt to focus his base. What a shock. Insert sarcasm font.

Still can't get over the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner will have a magician instead of a comedian performing

If I had to describe Postmedia journalists? Just a bunch of pratling Gablers, lickorous Gluttons, freckled Bittors, mangy Rascals, shite-abed Scoundrels, sly Knaves, drowsie Loiterers, slabberdegullion Druggels, lubbardly Louts, cousining Foxes, sycophant Varlets, excrementitious blowhards.

Chris Selley is as useless as fishnet condoms. How do such mediocre people get such big platforms?

Conservatives sure love to kick the ladder out from underneath them once they’ve reached the top.

I do not recall ever paying gas prices these high. But remember, the market is always right. Market economics is apparently infallible.

Godspeed Jeremy Hansen and the crew of Artemis II.

Trump is going to announce that the US is leaving NATO so he can get out of his ill-advised war in Iran, isn't he?

The Supreme Court ruled today that a practitioner's religious beliefs are more important in treating you than any science bc science that counters one's religious beliefs violates the practitioner's right to free expression and exercise of their religious beliefs God, this country is dumb af

Here’s the thing. I don’t care about your religious beliefs or your moral and ethical codes until it interferes in the lives, and the rights of others. Just because you claim to take guidance from a 2000 year old book of fiction, you do not get to invalidate the existence of the LGBTQIA+ community.

I did some baking for the team at work. Hope they like the brownies. *rim shot* Happy April Fools.

I find it highly hypocritical that the politicians who are now cutting OSAP and educational funding got to benefit from better funded educational system, and far more access to post secondary funding. It’s almost as if conservative governments are aiming to make society dumber and less educated.

Republicans and conservatives love using religion and faith as a shield against criticism for their own ignorance and hatred.

It's wild that we just force people with impaired vision to pay out of pocket to compensate for their disability, to for-profit companies that WILDLY overcharge for glasses by the way, and yet there's essentially no recognition that it's a disability.

I had a moment today where I looked at my hair in a car window only to realize somebody was looking out at me. Awkward.

I cannot imagine a more uninspiring choice for NDP leader as Avi Lewis.

Does it even count as a Tiger Woods car accident if it isn’t caused by a golf club wielding spouse?

Donald Trump Voted By Mail

We’re at the point that Canadian MSM are willing to forgive the deceit and ignorance of the leader of the opposition so they can be appear to be fair and free of bias. The truth is that this is nothing but both-siding and fails all Canadians. This is why Canadian mainstream media is failing.

I cannot get over Canadian media watching Pierre Poilievre’s Joe Rogan appearance and actually thinking he appeared to be Prime Ministerial or even engaging. I don’t believe that any members of mainstream media actually watched the entire interview. Yet another failure of Canadian MSM.

According to ICE’s own data, none of its officers have been killed by an immigrant in the agency’s history. Instead, the leading cause of death by far among ICE officers is COVID-19.

This is an amazing Joni Mitchell cover by Joshua Thomas on dulcimer from a stairwell. Quite amazing and a poignant and fresh cover.

Let’s all have a good laugh today at Chapel Roan, whose fame is only eclipsed by her self importance, ego, and hypocrisy.

If you don’t have to fly, don’t. Airlines will notice. Vacation spots will notice. Find another way to travel or don’t. You’re choosing to stand in line, choose not to.

Canada’s biggest threat or enemies are not in Tehran, they are in the White House.

Someday Donald Trump is going to die and the world will be a better place.

THREAD: Cherise Doyley was in her 12th hour of contractions at the hospital when a tablet was brought to her bedside. On the screen was a Zoom call with a judge and several lawyers and doctors. She was in court, a nurse told her. The reason? For failing to agree to a C-section.

It sucks but it’s also really funny that a senator got a massive brain injury and suddenly became a Republican lmao

Had very cool moment when my kids asked me if I heard of/follow @jillpromoli.bsky.social on IG. I have been a huge fan/supporter for years. It was a very cool dad moment. Keep kicking ass, Jill!

Chuck Norris didn’t die. He just kicked a hole in the time space continuum to achieve immortality.

It doesn’t bother me that people on the right are this intentionally stupid, it bothers me that they think the rest of us are.

My one thought today when paying over $1.70 per litre for gas was how my economic pain was enabling Israel and the United States to commit war crimes in Iran and destabilize the Middle East for a generation.

On the one hand, a person who blasts music through their phone in public should be forced to listen to the same song for the rest of their life. On the other hand, locking eyes with a stranger for a silent "are we both seeing this fucker?" look of solidarity is peak human magic.

I didn’t think that I could hate Chris Pratt any more than I did. Turns out I was wrong.

I’m not sure if there’s a musician who will ever come close to Stevie Wonder’s classic era, 1972-1976. Music of My Mind, Talking Book, Innervisions, Fulfillingness' First Finale, Songs In The Key Of Life. Each of them are absolute masterpieces. An unmatched creative peak.

The entire championship Venezuelan baseball team should organize a dinner with Joe Biden and Barack Obama, and present the two of them with the inaugural "World Baseball Classic Peace Prize." Maybe that will finally cause Donald Trump to stroke out.

I was a commissioner with the Calgary Police Commission for 4 years, starting in 2020. I sat in hundreds of hours of meetings. In these oversight and governance meetings, I asked questions to police officers. They would often lie in their responses to me, as a regular practice. 1/

Not one gas company that is selling their gas at $1.60 per litre today refined that fuel from crude oil that was purchased before the Iran conflict. This is straight profiteering and exploiting a global conflict for profit. It is time that we regulated the gas prices in Canada.

BlackBerry is on Netflix. It is the best film ever made. And I'm from Waterloo. Where the vampires hang out.

Ottawa is appealing to SCC the decision against Trudeau’s use of the emergency act. It’s politically risky but I think it’s the right decision. Beyond the hassle to Ottawa, these guys caused real economic harm and some, at least, sedition/ death threats/weapons.