Cream cheese and lox on a cinnamon raisin bagel? And you're actually eating that? That's amazing!

"Google, what countries are accepting American refugees?"

Once in awhile You get shown the light In the strangest of places If you look at it right

If I qualified for The Master's I would simply win it bc all of my jackets are grey or blue and my wardrobe could use a glowup

Can't win baseball games if you don't know how to play baseball, #Phillies

the occasional acid flashback

lotta ins lotta outs lotta whathaveyous

You can't do that, man. These guys, ya know, they're like me, they're pacifists.

Well, at least I'm housebroken

There are so many sex pests in the US government that this country oughta be named The Church

The scary truth about Swalwell's statement is that he feels entitled enough to believe that any sexual crimes he commits while married are adjudicated within the marriage. Never fails. People in power always feel there are laws and morals for thee but not for me.

Who says there's no such thing as good news?

Philadelphia Phillies repping the San Jose Sharks tonight

Rather than just sliding feet first, which is the faster and safer method, men will wear kitchen mitts to preserve their stupidity

Bryson Stott swinging nice butterfly net in the first inning

Rory lapped the field in two days

Rory on fire

Finally getting some attention nationally. This story is important bc the Right's only path to maintaining local, state, and national advantages the way they have since the Tea Party takeover is intimidation and cheating thru LE, and it needs to be stopped www.kvcrnews.org/local-news/2...

"You guys, better not try to trick us bc we're real dumb" is genius level war negotiating www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

NO, not close. Bowie was a humanitarian. Ye is an attention whore. There's a wide gap between the two.

I watched this on loop 3x while I daydreamed about Sylvio Dante explaining to Tony Soprano how he's a liberal now

Man, Ricky sure knows how to throw a party

The world needed more Buddy Miles and Jimi Hendrix together

I remember my friend's older sister flipping through a Tiger Beat with the two Corey's, and me and my friend were ragging on her for how lame they were atm. Joke's on me 40ish yrs later where Corey Feldman winds up in 5 of my favorite movies

Do rich people think that press conferences are where lies metamorphosize into truths?

The Masters: Boy, is he whacking it today

Master's analysis: That's two well-played holes

Ok, about to tune in to CNBC to see how I, an investor, should process the announcement of a genocide via social media. Thank goodness for real news

This radical woke communist moon fly-by would certainly be much better if we had manly men showing us how they can go longer and further into space than any DEI NASA astronaut. Personally, I'd love to see Trump, Hegseth, and Patel do a real alpha space mission on their own 😜

There should be laws against allowing sociopaths into positions of power in politics and industry before we have the technology to relocate from this planet to a sociopath-free one that also supports life

I bet getting shot out of the sky is the scariest thing for a pilot, but then to land in foreign mountains and know that Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump were coordinating the efforts to save you...wooh boy, even I might become a praying man at that point

What Paula has done is incredible, thoughtful & sweet. Also, we are a bit floored by the number and amount of donations in just two days. to everyone that has donated - We thank you from the bottom of our heart. We still have a ways to go to hit the goal. Please share to help gofund.me/3e06e75eb

This guy is so far left communist marxist ideologically extreme that he actually writes like he thinks everybody's life and culture matters

Government has this crooksmaxxing thing down

Lol science isn't about investments that have the most critical, high priority opportunities identified by the Admin; it's about finding out if what we think we know is real or not

By the look of things, we are about 24 hrs away from Pete Hegseth prescribing cocaine and meth for all troops to be combat ready (which is probably why he stopped rocketing all those drug fishing boats outta the water)

This is crazy. Where was all the fraud investigation energy when Brett Favre and friends were stealing welfare money from Mississippians (ya know, actually committing fraud)?

Just finished Sun Tzu's chapter on denying long term military leaders promotions and pensions, about to start the one on declaring total victory early while your subordinates are still getting shot out of the sky

It's because all the perps are wealthy, and the wealthy are the only class with class solidarity. The wealthy will pursue charges against one another, but they will never pursue charges of wealthy on plebeian crime www.npr.org/2026/04/03/n...

US do be chaos maxxing, bro

Was just talking to the President face

I know that we are well past norms, and dangerously close to beyond laws, but not promoting AND firing people based on race, gender, or religion is a law that Congress oughta get off their asses to defend by starting impeachment on Pete Hegseth

LOL the guy washing dishes philosophizing about how much life is just about hanging with your bros is a comedian I've seen, and I didn't put that together until just now

It's important to protect the Chaco Canyon. It contains so much evidence of Native American usage and culture. It's a place that holds mysteries much like Gobekli Tepe. What exactly was this place used for? There are some suggestions of ritual, commerce, and transportation, but we really don't know

I get why the Prez can't just make an EO about birthright citizenship, we have to go through the amendment process to do so. But what is the argument for keeping birthright citizenship? Genuinely would like to be educated on this issue.

Don't let the clankers and their tech overlords win. Sounds like Vidya caved on this case, but YT not getting involved at all is total BS. YT took down an educational video I made instantaneously that was accessible to my students only bc I used a few seconds of 5 copyrighted tunes

Pam Bondi is an objectively evil person, but I do fear getting rid of her bc she is a licensed lawyer. Even though she has broken laws, there are some things she won't do probably for fear of being disbarred and unable to practice after this gig. Her successor might not have such scruples. 1/

Suzie Izzard needs to open for King Gizzard and Lizard Wizard