i wish i'd seen T Rex

"eat another donut you fat fartknocker" the day anthony jr. learned he would not be taking over the family business

i've decided to watch the sopranos to help calm me down

Real Housewives of the Minneapolis Murderers: Putting the ICE in Spice

i'm not a person that needs to see statements from public figures that aren't politicians. often statements from public figures make me ick people i previously respected. one who has not let me down is minah kimes. a nice breath of fresh air in the daily awfulness

anyone know who nick johnson is? besides the guitarist filling in for jimmy herring with panic in mexico

every time a christian nationalist opens their mouth i am more convinced that self deportation IS the answer to the US' problems

lol they think they can make me pay back my student loans

i want to apologize to you bc i have not been the best skeeter. i've been ornery and cynical. i am not dealing with the transition to fascism well. this is not an excuse, just an acknowledgment that i need to be better. so, i want you to know that i made one banana and one blueberry pancake today

how am i just discovering this performance? www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Fx...

gonna honor diane keaton this evening with a sicilian flair

I think I just made an appt for my car on Monday entirely with an AI agent

Probably the understatement of the month

The moral character of the nation is actually largely good, but our laws are designed to allow the will of the minority to overrule the majority bc our Founding Fathers thought that poor and POC's prerogatives didn't matter as much as white men's with money--reap what ye sow

i need tj saluba updates. c'mon, media, do your job!

just ordered weed delivery. winning

seemingly stupid question, but is there any reason that a cis woman would injest boner pills? I'm asking bc I'm trying to solve a true crime mystery

Aliens with Big Naturals

Neko Case Gillian Welch Be Good Tanyas Katie Gaffney Shovels and Rope Bonus: The Coup with female DJ, Pam the Funkstress

Reps: We will come to ur homes w/o a warrant and kill u if u don't comply Dems: Reps: We will lock up and destroy all of our enemies Dems: Reps: We will destroy markets and the US' standing abroad Dems: If u think for one second that electing a Dem is a solution, then UR A FUCKING REPUBLICAN!

If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rise has in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of looking weak or putting the left into power

no one mentioned murph and the magic tones in their five concerts today

she caught the katy left me a mule to ride

wow i just learned that there is a golf league for watching pro golfers play fake golf; don't ever tell me that we can't afford to make sure everyone is housed and has healthcare

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen Eddie Money Trampled by Turtles Club d'Elf Beastie Boys Splintered Sunlight with Merle Saunders

Every time I see a photo of Bovino I spit laugh bc I can only picture him as Lockjaw getting pegged by an anarchist

there should be a nationwide three digit emergency pizza number to call

When does the Bronny James' basketball career memorial shoe come out? Feels like that's been dead for a while now too

Hey SoCal, let's be safe and take care of one another

"Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America" -DT

TIL what orogeny is. Doesn't it sound like a sex thing?

So, this came across my ears while I was doing household chores; I assumed it was part of the Bobby memorials going on recently until I heard a Golden Age tease. Then, I looked up the date, lol. Cool Want a New Drug teases too www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...

that was the wildest hail mary i've ever seen

looks like the Texans forgot to go over jersey colors before the game with CJ

Share a TV show that raised you

coupla bong hits sorta thought to share, but is nilsson's jump into the fire the ain't no mountain high enough antithesis?

johnny roast beef had to keep them all tied up and away from the alarms; even stax edwards got in on it

man, i wish had grown up across the street from Paul Vario's cabstand

I know I'd go from rags to riches If you would only say you care

No, it is not

Will Buffalo ever get Josh Allen a playoff caliber defense?

i tried to watch the bobby tribute, but i can't have a sad teary saturday rn

This is not my beautiful prize

President Trump today passed tariffs on the constellations for living rent free in America's skies. He also warned meteor systems like the Perseids to be on the lookout if they don't start paying their fair share as well

in case you were wondering, it is shitty to be a sailor enforcing trump's drug laws overseas www.npr.org/2026/01/17/n...

Dodgers trade for Paul Skenes AND Tarik Skubal

the hit rate for river phoenix in the list of my favorite movies defies probability

I wonder if the President wants all my trophies from little league

man, i hate this, but I always thought smart glasses were dumb as heck. now though...it does seem like it'd be nice to have a recording device with my hands free