opening the bag labeled Worse Body Dysmorphia and saying “well I don’t know what I expected”

Quarterly reminder that I’m cute. 🙂‍↕️

You say you’re vegan but you swallow…

Shout out to that one time @madiduvernay.bsky.social saved my life because I didn’t know that 30 oz horchata was made with milk 😌

If you see this post an anime you love.

Look if you didn't want the Akira slide in everything maybe it shouldn't be sick as fuck

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Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you Me: I didn't call you Demon: I did

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

Cali trip favorite moments 🫡

More like Murderduvernay @madiduvernay.bsky.social

Dear gays, This Halloween please remember: Mario & Luigi are brothers.

Faded purple 😎

Gay guys with "No Women" in their bio gives major Straight Guy with "No gays" in their bio energy

Started 28 days later for the first time? You mean to tell me this whole disaster event could have been avoided if the scientist dude had just said the monkeys were infected with a virus instead of some ambiguous bullshit?

You had sex on ecstasy, I got that one friend’s pet who doesn’t fuck with anyone to let me pet them. We are not the same.

@beardprincess.bsky.social where you at Sachi is sad

The soup algorithm has my IG in a chokehold. That being said

TIL the purpose of the bathroom fan is to be used while you shower to help out draw moisture and prevent bathroom mold

“If Democrats had a trace of killer instinct, Alexandrovich would be a household name… Instead, they are sleepwalking through the scandal of the summer.” Peter Rothpletz writes how Democrats are silent as Trump frees an alleged Israeli pedophile. Read more: zeteo.com/p/why-arent-...

You really think I won’t fall asleep mid rep?

This man ironically called himself a coon trump supporter, nobody gives a shit.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers.”

closing the tabs after cranking hog

Hey it’s me 🫡

Ah fuck. That means shitty ass Texas isn't far behind

I am gonna have to do this. Please do the same. I live in one of these states listed in quoted post. But with my phone data, it thought I was from Mississippi and I was presented this. You will NOT be able to access this site and most likely these sites owned by small staff anymore if these pass.

Being consistent alone at the gym is my greatest opp 😮‍💨

You know you had a proper leg day when you don’t want the sweet release of death. No, that’s not enough, I want to be wiped from existence.

Oh no he’s hot 😨

Post a female character you love. Annette from Castlevania Nocturne

Who is a black celebrity who aged like fine wine? | looks voice and all 🍯

Today’s August 1st!

I honestly get the sentiment that we shouldn’t give fascists platform, but also a fascist conman white supremacist with family ties to the KKK, who gleefully admitted to sexual assault, won our country’s presidential elections….TWICE. Maybe the end we tried to avoid is already here.

“I shouldn’t have gotten vaccine shot!” Idk fam I think it was the 20 years of smoking cigarettes that fucked up your body, but hey what do I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Adding throw up dodging to my resume

I hate to say I told you so but… I told you so. #mythofantiwartrump

fantastic foreskins

When the barbecue sauce at the cookout is fire.

There must be some universal law of EMS transport where at least one of the duo is hot

Practicing cooking again

This and TURNING RED are a masterclass in messy animated female characters. They’re allowed to be goblin-y, petty, selfish, loud, make weird goofy faces, do things wrong, and they have baggage and flaws that aren’t just “I’m a manic clumsy optimist, uwu!”

The missing piece of this viral post is that the Texas officials are lying and deflecting blame. The NWS, hobbled as it is, issued an accurate flood watch for Kerr County the evening before and accurate escalating warnings overnight as the flood was developing.

Me to myself on a day 1 in the gym

Dear people who do oral sex, HPV is a common cause of throat cancer. Get your HPV vaccine because cancer blows way more than you do.

Yes I know I’m dummy thicc, but I’m trying to be DUMMY thicc, you know?

Guys we should be afraid of the damage Iran could do if they had nuclear weapons… -They said as they give more weapons to the country currently committing a second holocaust