I landed a voice acting role with this as my audition. This is gonna be so fun lmao

They say that the gay rainbow kitty only blesses you once in a lifetime Share x10 = 69 years of good luck Ignore = explode

Only got around to mowing half my lawn yesterday, and when my spouse came home from therapy they found a FUCKING LAWN SIGN advertising OVERGROWTH CARE planted IN MY FUCKING LAWN.

Holy shit 🤣

Crop top click bait so you'll visit my stream send post

I got a little high and went into a Texas Roadhouse with high ambitions to eat my weight in honey butter rolls. It was the worst yeehaw sensory nightmare of my life and we left immediately.

BE SO FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?????????

My little dude looks pretty nice with the wild flowers.

'Our game only uses Generative AI for placeholder assets'

Hate is learned. Hope is human.

Just a look in 2 my dark n twiztd mind

Even if you've never played wow, if you like challenge run content, check out my wow video! I explain some of the mechanics and systems as if you've never heard of wow before! We may be making history with this series 🫪

no context hole inspector go-live notification

The Goon Squad video is finally out. I worked really hard on it, please watch my gooning 🥺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qR-...

My love for Pathfinder has been reignited and I NEED to play it again. Do I know any Pathfinder enjoyers???

We just hit 3k on YouTube 🥹

Boutta close out my birthday by hitting the penji and slamming a homemade double burg smothered in Fallout themed scorpion hot sauce Might cum?

Sexy birthday things are happening all birthday like on my birthday with a birthday stream twitch.tv/beardprincess

It's international "send your bestie a titty pic" day and here I am, tittyless. My fields are barren and lack titty. This is messed up.

Nonbinary boywife

Colorado borders Kansas. Here is a Colorado non-profit that helps trans people relocate, Trans Continental Pipeline. Please share. tcpipeline.org

TIN FOIL, DEATH TRAPS!!!!!

Collab Friday! Be THEREEEEE! YAPYAP w/ @cidegaming.bsky.social @oldmansethus.bsky.social @jemapellemoira.bsky.social @earthtothien.github.io & @beardprincess.bsky.social I made this iconic art for it.

Script writing for my next longform video is going great

All the restaurants were closed, but this is still great 💅

So I heard you like Valentine's Day cards? 💖 If this gets 100+ likes, I'll post the cheeky Valentine's alt version 👀 (Art: @axelwarrior.bsky.social)

I'd eat this

Walton Goggins? Yeah I'd be Gogglin' on them ghoul balls.

Barb when she sees ghoul Cooper for the first time

Penis Bacon Benis

The best part was when I said "trash garbage" when the credits rolled and made the only 5 other people in the theatre laugh. I'll rant all about it on Monday so you don't have to waste money on it 😂

Watching "Return to Silent Hill". Will report back later.

wild comms today live soon btw twitch.tv/beardprincess

Can't believe they made a show about me and didn't even tell me smh

Intentionally reading potential flirting as innocent bc if I assume you're flirting with me and you aren't that means I'm a Terrible Person committing harassment

Do you think the success of Shrek has anything to do with how many Monster Fuckers we have now

In case no one told you today, you're strong and handsome. And very gay.

Fucked up no one sent this to me

I play D&D to live my ultimate fantasy of playing someone who has the energy to cook a homemade meal every night.

@gamersupps.bsky.social I have a collab proposal.

Do I give "eats hella pussy" vibes?

hey what the fuck

In case you missed the demon daddy stream 👀

Makeup test for A Thing happening tonight... 👀

MY DWARF POWER GROWS

Watching the new fallout season and I immediately need to take a nine iron to a robotic oligarch for no reason in particular.

realizing how easy I am when a sabrina carpenter gif gets me. somebody tie me out back and leave me to the woods.

New merch drop & 20% off the rest of the store, if you're a freak like that or smn beardprincess.armadamerch.com

Aww, I'm sorry you had a bad day. Do you need a nut vid with sound on?