I'd eat this

Walton Goggins? Yeah I'd be Gogglin' on them ghoul balls.

Barb when she sees ghoul Cooper for the first time

Penis Bacon Benis

The best part was when I said "trash garbage" when the credits rolled and made the only 5 other people in the theatre laugh. I'll rant all about it on Monday so you don't have to waste money on it 😂

Watching "Return to Silent Hill". Will report back later.

wild comms today live soon btw twitch.tv/beardprincess

Can't believe they made a show about me and didn't even tell me smh

Intentionally reading potential flirting as innocent bc if I assume you're flirting with me and you aren't that means I'm a Terrible Person committing harassment

Do you think the success of Shrek has anything to do with how many Monster Fuckers we have now

In case no one told you today, you're strong and handsome. And very gay.

Fucked up no one sent this to me

I play D&D to live my ultimate fantasy of playing someone who has the energy to cook a homemade meal every night.

@gamersupps.bsky.social I have a collab proposal.

Do I give "eats hella pussy" vibes?

hey what the fuck

In case you missed the demon daddy stream 👀

Makeup test for A Thing happening tonight... 👀

MY DWARF POWER GROWS

Watching the new fallout season and I immediately need to take a nine iron to a robotic oligarch for no reason in particular.

realizing how easy I am when a sabrina carpenter gif gets me. somebody tie me out back and leave me to the woods.

New merch drop & 20% off the rest of the store, if you're a freak like that or smn beardprincess.armadamerch.com

Aww, I'm sorry you had a bad day. Do you need a nut vid with sound on?

Premium baby hours

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

When you get out of cosplay and look like a home alone villain

Do you think it's a command

Plz clap

So that I don't have to cancel a day of beepsmas, we're gonna have a surprise emergency plumbing repair stream lmao

Woke up to a torrential leak behind my shower wall this morning. I just can't catch a break with this place 😭

Tomorrow! Merry Beepsmas EVE!

I opened my twitch recap and all it said was "you are gay"???

We've been accepted. It's not a new category, but... www.speedrun.com/sims2pc/runs...

Tried to differentiate my high potency Special Fun Time Cookies from the low potency Dissociate at Work cookies. It didn't really work 😅

Yeah that tracks

Sorry I didn't inspect any holes this week. Here's Smiling Thanos onesie swimsuit, hope this helps

lmao.

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At the restaurant waiting for our order and a guy walking out goes "what's your shirt say? Is it like a sexual hole?" He took a picture of it to look us up on YouTube... So working as intended I guess?? 😂

UNDER 100 HOURS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE MONTHS LFGGG twitch.tv/BeardPrincess

I was holding so much tension from being stressed about the roof, holy shit. Once it finished all the hurt and soreness hit me all at once 😩

Think I'm gonna take a rest day! I had to be up before 8am & ran around for most of the morning to make sure I had all the materials that the roofers needed, so I'm real tired. But it's done. The roof is 100% finished and I can hopefully return to normalcy. 😩

Most likely gonna be late for stream today! Finally got a roofing company to finish the job so I gotta go make sure all my shit is out together. Very excited to be done with all this 😩

Sorry y'all, no stream today. I wasn't able to get good sleep last night and had to get back up on the roof to fix the tarp blowing off. That, on top of all the other stresses right now, I figured it would be best to take the day. I'll see you tomorrow after therapy ✌️😞

We got water coming through the roof again. The tarp's been uprooted 3 times so far bc of the wind. I fucked up so bad 😩

Nevermind I gave up. I'm gonna try to find a company to hire to do the rest.

#1 roof streamer on twitch, btw.

It was so nice to meet you Beeps!

TwitchCon photo dump is gonna make me cry fr I got to spend some time with some of my favorite people. I missed a few people I wanted to meet bc everything was SO busy. I miss y'all already 😭