teaser trailer for my personal 9/11 dropped!

The Penn And Teller Situation is Crazy

Imagine working a holiday everyone else gets to take off and your employer starts playing this steaming pile of garbage

RFK Jr. Rushed To Gym After Heart Attack

He just found out dumb has a B in it

Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito

"sorry about truck today, just do what you can!"

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

Hugh Midity

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger https://theonion.com/dainty-little-man-orders-single-cheeseburger/

reciting this with my children before hopping in my F-150 Raptor and taking the long way to Applebee’s to avoid the street where last week my cousin saw an “ethnic”

A new Travolta look genuinely prophesizes a shift in society. Things will change

Do you guys think 78 miles of gas can last till the prices go down? asking for a friend

Dropping 3 on Galaxy feels amazing no matter where we sit on the table

I see plenty of families running 5-stacks around the store I think we'll be fine

We need less PvP experiences and more Sly Cooper experiences

been earbud sober at work for 3 months time sure flies

that “baby” yoda is an old man. it’s okay to kill him

You Wouldn't Doordash an Airfryer

Personally I feel like dropping PNGs into Tomodachi shows a lack of whimsy and grit

Le sigh.

Y'all ain't gonna believe this

You used to be able to google image search -> press and hold -> save image on every image that came up. We used to be a real country

Vince Staples, Action Bronson and Little Simz dropping this summer???

Grogu was made to sell Nilla wafers

Good Spatula Dirty

Try not to spend your tax refund challenge. Level: I am buying Davinci Resolve

5 episodes into Witch Hat Atelier and my thoughts are 1. Fuck the entire harry potter IP 2. Fuck jk rowling especially

Feeling EXTRA normal after accidental second Allegra

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of ‘Girls’ https://theonion.com/lena-dunham-claims-adam-driver-used-the-force-on-set-of-girls/

Last month in The Onion:

how it feels going to work the day after a devastating loss for my favorite soccer team

oh that's gore of my teams entire defense before halftime

what the

Tomodachi Life thursday will free me from the shackles of solo slay the spire 2

I miss it so much

Melania Trump: ‘Never Once In My 4,000 Years Have I Been To Epstein Island’

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Wait Earl/Mike AND Thundercat dropped?!

The fact that nobody seriously believes there is an institution in this country that will check the president—that we’re all just sitting here hoping that he gets distracted and fails to follow through on his genocidal threats—is the most damning indictment of our political system I’ve seen yet.

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

After seeing WIT dabble in gen ai, I am a lil worried. Feels like they are taking their time with this, but i'd rather spoil the entire thing than let someone watch a soulless ai remake

So nice seeing everyone out and about for the One Piece anime return

Been a hot minute since ive been this excited for an anime premier.