Just got my last achievement in Hades 2. Still more to do though.

Have they finally done it and made a good Pokémon game? I am neither bored nor annoyed yet by Z-A. #blutoid

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Burn the body, just in case.

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

You can make her say nice and agreeable things as much as you want, but if your game has an absolute smokeshow of an older woman I know she is the villain. #blutoid

Turns out I can do shit in skate. that doesn't involve falling in creative ways. #blutoid #skate4

Final Destination Bloodlines messes up my whole ranking! Top 3 in any case but I really have no Idea where to put it exactly. I need some time to process. I also really need to reflect on what it means that I put so much value on children brutally dying on-screen. #blutoid

And that's Final Destination 4 and 5 watched. 4 goes all in on being a party movie and does it very well but is the weakest of the first 5 (also the only one without Tony Todd). 5 on the other hand does some clever shit and easily makes the top 3 (right after 1 and 2). Only the new one left.

Just rewatched Final Destination 1-3. Didn't remember shit about them. The tonal shift from the first 2 to the 3rd was a lot. The first 2 take themself mostly serious and have some surprisingly good acting. 3rd is a party movie. All are good. #blutoid

PSA: It's Frankenstein's creature, not Frankenstein's monster, you judgemental cunts.

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

Finally some fucking in Hades 2! Took you long enough Mel. #blutoid

i got to star in a LIVE-ACTION SEGA COMMERCIAL for one of my favorite video game series YAKUZA/LIKE A DRAGON, getting to wear these costumes was so surreal, you can watch the commercial here @sega-west.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ddV...

This took me way to long #blutoid #skate4

This took me way to long #blutoid #skate4

There’s a little side mission in AC:Valhalla where you help some musicians get rid of a priest that won’t let them play music..called Smack My Bishop

I bought an XBox Elite 2 controller. At the same time one of the dumbest and one of the smartest things I ever did. #blutoid

Made it to the credits in Hades 2. I rock. #blutoid

But Korn makes foreplay incredible, the paradox of modern life

And that's my first clear of the second route in Hades 2. Turns out sprinting almost double speed makes it hard for enemies to hit you.

It's only Gorgonzola if it is made from real gorgon milk. #blutoid

skate. needs a counter for broken bones. #blutoid

Dude looks like he fell into a vat of Kai's Power Goo as a child.

I only ever saw Bill Burr in clips, never a full set, and I wonder: does he ever do jokes? All I see of him is stating (milquetoast )facts and opinions, but never actually making a punchline. #blutoid

The next XBOX should be called "The original XBOX" #blutoid

johnny cash just tried to offload his empire of dirt on me. told him the same thing i told trent reznor and you know what he said? "what's Quake?"

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

No access to the computer and not getting my pay until Tuesday means only Hades 1 for me for now. Good thing it's still great. #blutoid

Holy shit! Stone Cold Steve Austin in my neighborhood! No wait. False alarm. They're just emptying the glass recycling containers.

I always wanted to try the Skate games but they've never been on any system I owned. So I am quite happy with being able to fuck around in the new one. I finally know why the series is called that. #blutoid

Sounds like DC changed their stance on Batman eating pussy. #blutoid

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

168. you dropped this

I'm so sorry for this. I should never have done this

THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A CARBONARA IS CUNO'S NOT AN ITALIAN

Pressing down and dash while clinging to a wall makes you climb straight up a bit in Silksong and I don't remember the game telling me this. If I find out you could do this in HK, without me knowing, I will scream. #blutoid

Between the Nintendo Direct and Charlie Kirk my feed is the weirdest it has ever been.

Why the fuck is every guide for this 3 phase boss only talking about 2 phases?

While we Germans usually suck big time at humor, I do have to say doing the general practice alarm for sirens and phones on 9/11 is really fucking funny.

There’s a communal aspect to Silksong that would be lost if everyone wasn’t running into the same buzzsaw

Silksong's secret room game is crazy. There is an entrance to a secret room that has a second secret room right at the start. First screen after the intro cutscene. #blutoid

Today I saw a crow so ugly at first I thought it was a pigeon.

I just found out that a toider is blocking me which is sad. Looked at my posts from when it happened and couldn't figure out why. On the other hand, I said one bad thing about CM Punk a few weeks ago and got blocked by 3 randoms for it and that's hilarious.

So I was looking up the hp of an enemy in Silksong and the virtual idiot claimed that that enemy doesn't exist according to "official documentation". Its sources: Wikipedia and PC Gamer. So additionally to fucking up every single summarisation it now also makes shit up.