That feeling when you realize Joe Flacco is years younger than you, and he's still NFL-ing.

Michigan players be flopping like this is soccer.

Did he just say "dig through 100 bodies to find 1 hostage body" during the #SOTU ? Wow.

...and just like that, their gold medals turned to brass.

One strategic reason to impeach Noem ASAP is that it increases the likelihood she'll turn on Miller, especially if she thinks the admin is hanging her out to dry.

I never want to see players hurt. That said, Karma is a bitch. #Bills www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

They just killed her for no reason

Bobby Jr. clenching his jaw like whoa in this presser.

Grandpa was up way too late last night, and didn't get to post the whole time.

Watching Lil' Marco squirm on live TV while his soul is slowly eaten by a rambling dying wannabe fascist is just awesome.

Can't always agree with Stephen A. Smith, but will always collab w/loving when the Cowboys are total trash. Now, can we PLEASE, PLEASE get Pat McAfee to go away? Watching this punter stand in front of his little desk in such a weird way while shouting rando beefcake takes should be done by now.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Sir! You are a generational talent. You had DJT eating out of your hand, and never sold your convictions away. I wish @schumer.senate.gov had your instincts. Thank you for your service in the face of such headwinds.

Bills.

Removing SNAP funding from US citizens, for any reason, is one of the most cruel things since we've done since chattel slavery. Do not look away, and do all you can to help your local community. Stand the F*CK UP! History will vindicate you, and our Republic will advance for the benefit of all.

omfg - Karma is real. Even the NFL Refs can't refuse its power. #Bills

Nice work Jays. That said, it is now Sunday. Bills.

Some hero should mash DJT in as Slimer in the OG Ghostbusters movie ballroom scene. All respect to Slimer, but it seems fitting considering the desecration of our People's House for a f'n ballroom that none of us will ever sit in.

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

Republicans are doubling our insurance premiums. They are throwing 15 million people off their health care. As a result, tens of thousands will unnecessarily die so that the 1% can get a trillion dollars in tax breaks. Unacceptable. We cannot allow it.

If I can be real for a moment Being a dad is really fuckin hard. Trying to be a good dad is REALLY fuckin hard. Trying to be a good dad to a neurodivergent child who is trying to make her way in the world in ways I don’t understand is, well, it’s even harder.

Men will force generals to fly in from around the world to watch them rant instead of going to therapy

What the actual F Amazon?! Norwood?

BRAVE take there about domestic violence Al Michaels.

How the coverage for sports instantly turned into betting advice is deeply disappointing. "Hey Kids! Sports are great, but you know what's even more profitable for us?"

Collingsworth has Vader tech in his ears, yet we'll still hear him go off the rails and use his very broken human brain.

I spit up my tea.

*cetacean needed

and to my grandchildren i leave 86 gigabytes of menswear photos to win any menswear argument online

How any journalist with self-respect and awareness of the emotion called "shame", can open a question to #47 other than "...as a convicted felon" is completely lost on me.

I'm pretty dang bummed that because of RFK Jr. being cray cray, I can't really enjoy Curb anymore.

We could probably end the Fentanyl epidemic by promoting Don Jr. to Drug Czar. He'd make sure it was all that good Miami Vice quality snuff.

A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-m...

Finally Joe has reunited with his old NewsRadio pal Andy Dick.

Nope. No thank you.

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Why the f*ck is Debbie Wasserman Schultz using a gorram iPad and not paying attention to the speech, when she KNOWS she's in the camera shot? How was she ever in charge of DNC?

If you start watching Game 5 at 10:26:37, you can watch the ball drop in New York at midnight.

For the night is dark and full of terriers.

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