yesterday at work I remembered that tweet about the dumbass who hid (physical) manga inside his computer tower and I am very sad that I can't repost it here

Fuck I need an "AI browser" for? To browse the web for me? That's what I'm here for! To buy some expensive bullshit? All me, baby! To watch porn and jack off? That is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS A HUMAN

Okay, I know we had a pretty decent snowstorm over the weekend, but I didn't think it would be "delay the pharmacy's med order by 3+ hours" bad

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

マグマラシ/Quilava #二次創作 #ポケモン #fanart

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

BREAKING NEWS: Geoff Keighley is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Got yelled at by a surgeon first thing this morning. How's your day going?

Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would

ohio not starting a "FREAKS AND FURRIES" chant is why michigan is superior #AEWCollision

ape escape is an inherently hilarious game concept because when you get right down to it it's just super mario 64 but the power stars can shoot you with a gun

Someone talk me out of calling out tomorrow from spite

It rocks to tell people their shit rocks. Every single person who has ever been nice about my work has been appreciated for doing so. I take time to say I love stuff and it’s always the right time to remind somebody you value their work! You don’t need to get into detail either. Just say it rocks

How late our offsite delivery tech gets back to the hospital is inversely proportional to how much shit I have to do that afternoon

An easy way to explain luddites: Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand. And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before. That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.

Love to start my morning looking for a missing oxycodone for two hours (we found it in the vault's trash can)

This first-person "I" response shit is basically some LLM programmer gluing googly eyes to a computer terminal to convince you it's alive

classic

@prophetesque.gay getting in a happy birthday to you with five minutes to spare. Happy birthday 🎂

My prescription says “take with food“ and I can’t believe I’m gonna have to hide pills in my breakfast like Im a dog or something

Please stop trying to shove genAI into hospital settings.

Noticed my phone was at 18% and plugged it in, and then watched it drain further to 4%. Well great, looks like I'll need to get either a new battery or a whole new phone sooner rather than later. Fuck.

Free them

LRP: PLEAAAAASE

Mayor Mamdani is coming to liberate the people of Ohio

i think i hauve the mandate of heaven

it's not the greasons yet but I realized this wasnt posted with my art tag yet #roseart

and there goes my paycheck, directly into my car 😭

Today I got to see someone drive a truck into a dealership! (Through the door so they could display it on the floor, not 'accidentally crashed through the window')

Momo's Bizarre Adventure #Dandadan 👀👁‍🗨

I'll be the fun police. Don't play Arc Raiders. Do better. Play a game with real voice acting.

REUP CUS I FORGOT THE WORD DOG

ah, right, it's time to see the sun for maybe an hour a day for the next three months

Glad I went to the ramen place nearby to get some miso ramen that somehow tasted like it didn't have any miso in it

I could be doing anything else with my Tuesday night. Instead I am watching fucking Hand Shakers. What am I even doing here.

This is a good joke, but also actually correct in a way. SSRI treatment isn't supposed to be a replacement for basic human necessities of life. It can't do its job if you're starving, homeless, socially isolated, and/or struggling to survive. If that's your primary issue no medication can compensate

👸💰🐴

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

Love to tell the hospital again and again about a shortage of a critical med, only to be ignored and be on the brink of running out because of it

Because some of my mutuals still follow the AltNPS account, please watch this video, it outlines how they're grifters who distract from real activism. Put your attention and money elsewhere.

It's Pharmacy week, so you legally have to be nice to me

Am I glad he’s frozen in there, and that we’re out here, and that he’s the trainer, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there, and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is, where’s the Numel?