I need those fucking goldfish. NOW.

xo. gofund.me/44992644

I didn't do it, but I wish I had.

The ultimate water sausage compilation:

Stephen Miller is proof God wants us to punch people.

Post a problematic "would": horror edition

Rematch between the Oil and the Panthers. Cats won’t repeat, you heard it here first.

Didn’t have “you must be new to the internet” on my bingo card for today, but here we are. Seeing someone lose their shit over someone with less followers than they have fingers and toes is just sorry behavior.

Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing

kermies #art

This is gorgeous<3

This grandpa fucking dumb uneducated bitch possesses the grammar of a rotted gourd.

Hexalocke.

Whoa my god.

Best new Pope. Steve XVI

Yes, we noticed. You're still here.

Continuing the tradition of finding the weirdest stuff on the internet... #meme #banana #skeleton

What you know about rollin' in the deep.

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Interpret this in many ways today and there’s a good chance you won’t be wrong…

Day 1 of the new season in the books, and I am telling you... I am Him.

THIS. #HandsOff

OVI.

I would be harsh and say it's my personal hope that his bloated ass winds up getting Mussolini'd in the rose garden ironically by the very same clownshits who bought into his pseudomacho horseshit because he betrayed them to the point of realization that their own livelihoods were trampled into ash.

I'm so proud of the people on this planet who can see past the bargain basement WWE theatrics of Trump's moronic Presidency and push through the smokescreen of false Patriotism to continually decry this dumbfuck's idiotic moves in the worst interests of our country, and citizens as a whole.

I was pretty harsh when this first came out, but I have to admit, this song is quite beautiful. I don't know if it's the main riff being a piano for the chorus, or the words striking a nerve, but it's a far better song than I gave it credit for.

Kill your, kill- kill your kill your, kill- Kill your, kill- kill- kill your, kill-

Rest assured, if you ever want to know where the fuck I stand on social issues, look no further than my permanently pinned post.

Not a day goes by that I don't think about anti-abortionists out there just happily consuming chicken eggs for breakfast like there's no tomorrow.

Drumming for vet walk fundraising y'all Pick some songs let's get over 1k Www.twitch.tv/zaraeleus

LIVE! (with @ghostpossum.bsky.social ) starting on rivals the fork knife raising money for PTSD walk a thon for veterans (operation saving grace) !vawalk in chat incentives are pretty fluid we can work it out in chat come say hi! www.twitch.tv/zaraeleus

You know, Magneto can be a killing machine and a half if applied correctly.

Maximum what?

How the hell did we even win?!?!?

The empty disavowals of the wicked, As endless incarnations play, play out in tandem Our fundamentals are gone. How is it that the more we evolve, The more we regress endless? "To protect and serve", and yet no one's safe, After so many mistakes we haven't learned a thing.

It’s going to be fantastic the day that orange hued clod keels over.

So there’s a Blackberry flavored Dr. Pepper and WHEN THE FUCK WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME.

Not sure if I can pull this off, @zaraeleus.bsky.social Gonna be a roughin'

Glad I could aid you in replacing your idiotic name.