The one, very small, positive I will say for LLM chatbots is due to them I’m no longer the guy who get texts at 2am by high friends who can’t remember which candy bar got sued for not having the dick vein on it. It was a fake post about Snickers and they weren’t sued. Stop texting me about it.

Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

youtu.be/ctNkFUYehWA?... I don’t think I feel shame properly.

@elcerealman.bsky.social if his Prehistoric variant guest starred on Thundarr the Barbarian or another Hanna-Barbera action cartoon.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

Great, got this weird thought out of my head. Now I have time for all the other weird thoughts.

Artemis II lifts off

The gallon of PCP guy made an Academy Award winning film.

Post your favorite Lord of The Rings character. Wrong Answers Only.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Trans rights are human rights.

I’m surprised no one in America has made a drive thru fine arts museum. They could call it The Jiffy Louvre.

The censoring Eye of CBS can’t stop @colbertlateshow.bsky.social and free speech.

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

“I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot emphasize enough how lucky I am to have left this world before I had to see what Donald Trump has done to our country’s most sacred values.” said Joseph Biden

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

Theater? Are we at war with the Sontarans?

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Poetry

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands…. Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Jones: All you do is keep people fearful because you get paid 45 million a year to keep people fearful so they don’t pay attention to the CEOS taking their healthcare. You don’t care about the American people. You want them to be afraid of immigrants because all you have is fear.

A Nazi (2026)

They’re yellow even without the piss. Apologies only to Bill Watterson.

This Minneapolis ICE shooting video has become a political Rorschach test: Some people see a peaceful protester getting murdered, and other people are fascists

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

Vampire Survivors is a walking sim.

Meme mugging with @elcerealman.bsky.social

New art for @elcerealman.bsky.social

I’m going to need some help getting grants/funding to make this dream a reality. www.imdb.com/title/tt0228...

Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"

Satan sure could do something funny tomorrow.

I think it’d bring a bit of levity to these trying times if Conan O’Brien had Werner Herzog back on his podcast to talk about Labubus.

Working on Basher I hadn’t even considered being interviewed about it. Let alone on an actual baseball specific site. Definitely shows I am far more knowledgeable about baseball films than the actual game. Give it a read and let me know your favorite baseball film.

Robert Redford (1936-2025) 🤍

From 2023…

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