This is (ce)real

JANUARY 2ND SlamTown crowns its first champion At the CONTEST OF SLAMPIONS #OAKLAND is #SLAMTOWN doors 730ish/show 8-11ish $30 on eventbrite, www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c... 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids

FRIDAY DEC 5TH Head of Transportation BART-MAN V PRISONER 420 Of the Asylum Tix on eventbrite Doors 7:30ish/ show 8-11ish #OAKLAND is #SlamTown 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids

TOOOOONIGHT on youtube.com/hoodslam 7pst! After Carnival of Monsters, unincorporated North SlamTown was given sovereignty and renamed Monster Town. All monsters are given right of return from #SlamTown. Including the newly transformed PizzaFace? + Produced by Marco v Dave Reckoning!

More like Meteor Man, amirite?

12/5 DECEMBER UNDERGROUND [WRESTLING] Mighty Mayra v @larafrazier.bsky.social FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE #Oakland is #SlamTown Tix on eventbrite www.eventbrite.com/e/december-u... Doors 7:30ish / show 8ish 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids

@fullqueer.bsky.social has a lot to be thankful for! Join us today as we have our last beer bust of the year with #lonestarsf 4pm-8pm $15 all u can drink beer/soda along with some tasty treats we will provide! Any food donations will be given to the SF Food Bank

Cereal Man dropped a literal meteor on Astro Knox. #Hoodslam #SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

Meme mugging with @elcerealman.bsky.social

Nurse Ratchet takes on pizzaface! Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it! And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah! youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ

Nurse Ratchet fights pizzaface! Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it! And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah! youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ #SlamTown

1. We are ruled by a group of pedophiles that I refuse to call a cabal because cabals work in the fucking shadows, this was all out in the open. The entire ruling class knew what was happening they talked about it openly and none of them cared. Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Why did Epstein and his friends communicate all of this shit blatantly unencrypted over their fucking emails? Because men like them have ruled this country for 500 years. They think they're invincible, that no one will ever challenge them. It's why they're losing Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Time ran out and God was summoned. A fallen angel fought to the death, and a town was born from a wish gone wrong. A #SlamTown.

DECEMBER UNDERGROUND [WRESTLING] 12/5 × FIRST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH doors 7:30ish // show 8-11ish $30 on eventbrite // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids #OAKLAND is #SlamTown www.eventbrite.com/e/december-u...

Look if you don't want a ruling class made of pedophiles the easiest way to do it is to make sure you don't have a ruling class! It's just that simple! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

OUT NOW: ROB THIS PLANET EP1 KEiTA v B3CCA Sheikah v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary , with hidden knowledge from banned books being the prize! Get yourself a ticket to #SlamTown youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...

When @link2futureftf.bsky.social came to #SlamTown he had to fight for his citizenship. Richard Shhhnary cost him that bout to gain leverage: if Anton helps him stop the curse of @okidokiokami.bsky.social appearing from his books, he'll grant him asylum in his library. Now they seek what's hidden

Count Cereal Man #FullQueer @fullqueer.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

TOMORROW and every Tuesday at hoodslam/youtube 7PM PST #SlamTown s #1 Popstar B3CCA v Our #1 OnlyFans Creater KEiTA + Newcomer/Outcast Anton Voorhees & Town Librarian Richard Shhhnary are looking for hidden knowledge - and it leads them to Sheikah and The Church! youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...

Coming soon to merch near you

Rob was a waterboy who grew in heart, and thus in size. When his friend died, he met God and went back in time to save him. When that world ended, his heart grew and he took his friend into his heart. The waves of change took out every star, he was alone. But then the stars came back. And now

BIG DAVE & the CHAIN MAIDENS will be in combat FRIDAY NOV 7TH #Oakland #SlamTown 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

CHANNEL SLAM NEWS brings you this URGENT BULLETIN: An immense object flys through space towards #SlamTown, and its no regular ass-troid! Is it connected to the Cereal Man who just arrived? Has he signaled home to ROB this Planet?! SOURCES say the Mayor has enlisted top men.

Relive the magic

in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation

#HALLOWEEN ~ #OAKLAND Brooke Havok v B3CCA NO RING - NO RULES - ALL HEART $25 tix on eventbrite 21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish @Drakes Dealership 2325 Broadway #Oakland CA #SlamTown #dontbringyourfnkids #hoodslam www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...

She's playing chess. I'm playing professional wrestling

EPISODE 3 of SlamTown dropped on our youtube on schedule, featuring: The Church Sheikah & Kenny the Sanctified v The State Mayor Von Eerie & Daniel T + Brooke Havok v Mighty Mayra v Lara Frazier v MYLO [Watch at youtube / hoodslam, Episode 4 NEXT TUESDAY] #SlamTown youtu.be/BdKu99ZJUWU?...

if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.

HALLOWEEN NIGHT The CARNIVAL of MONSTERS NO RING-NO RULES $25 tix on eventbrite 21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish @ Drakes Dealership 2325 Broadway #Oakland CA #SlamTown #dontbringyourfnkids #hoodslam

Funniest gun in the Milky Way

NOV 7TH - ROB THIS PLANET A stranger named Anton Voorhees said he knew us all, but none of us knew him. Cereal Man - stranded on EARTH! And now, something BIG is coming from space ... to ROB THIS PLANET? $30 tix on eventbrite 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids doors 730ish, show 8-11ish #Oakland

Fresh from the spacship Cereal Man is being forced to fight for citizenship. #Hoodslam #Slamtown @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

The CINNABITES have such sights to show you 10/31 #Halloween at CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS Come one, come all To the greatest town on Earth! NO RING-NO RULES $25 tix on eventbrite www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c... 21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish Drake's Dealership 2325 Broadway, #Oakland CA

In celebration of the epic return of @AllieKATCH [111] to wrestling [not to us...yet] we have made public all these things we uploaded in a different universe, ENJOY THEM at our YOUTUBE, lets love youtube.com/hoodslam

No ring no rules all heart

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The fallen angel Shemyhaza from the Book of Enoch returned to us and revealed in an unlicensed therapy session that by singing through our Golden GiG that God could be summoned to offer a wish. Juice Lee broke his 15 year vow of silence, and she arrived. Then, things got weird

FRIDAY OCT 3RD // WELCOME TO SlamTown A new universe A new beginning A new nightmare Anton Voorhees returns to a town he never left and has never been to Tix on eventbrite 21+ $30 #dontbringyourfnkids doors 7:30ish, Show 8-11ish what happened to #hoodslam? Find out on youtube/hoodslam TONIGHT

Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland. Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming. No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."

Celebrate my achievement of being named the PWI 500th Best Wrestler in the World with your very own commemorative unisex T-shirt! All proceeds will go to feeding my cat or whatever else I choose to spend money on! sweatmonstershop.etsy.com/listing/4376... #Mr500

October 3rd, #OAKLAND Tell her where it hurtsss, Welcome to #SlamTown, Nurse Ratchet --- SlamTown 0 7:30ish doors, 8-11ish show $30, 21+Tix on eventbrite, link below #dontbringyourfnkids #ThisIsReal