TWO WEEKS AWAY TIX~EVENTBRITE B3CCA v Dave Reckoning Sheikah v Daniel T Dr Mehl v Rick Stoner Wrestle Detective v Ben Chozen Cereal Man v MYLO in a match she will let him win so he can secure his 3rd victory to earn rescue from earth from his spacedad MORE #SlamTown #OAKLAND

WRESTLE DETECTIVE v BEN CHOZEN May 22nd! + Rick Stoner v Dr Mehl Sheikah v Daniel T B3CCA v Dave Reckoning MYLO v Cereal Man in a match she will let him win KEITA ANTON WONDER DAVE Doors 930ish/show 10-12ish @drakesdealership 21+ $25 tix on eventbrite #OAKLAND www.slam.town

BREAKING NEWS: Rick Scott Stoner and Dr Mehl collide in #SlamTown before their big match on MAY 22ND

WRESTLE DETECTIVE IS ON THE CASE// Cooper Contra Costa

eyyy check this shit out #T4TWrestle

B3CCA v DAVE RECKONING MAY 22 She won back her 3. He reunited his ChainMaidens. The momentum of both leads to collision. + RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL MYLO v Cereal Man DANIEL T v SHEIKAH KEiTA Anton Voorhees Wrestle Detective Ben Chozen MORE Doors 930ish/show 10-12 #Oakland $25 tix on evntbrt 21+

MAY 22ND RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL The Slampionship is on the line, but so is FREEDOM. After escaping the Asylum and revealing his identity, Rick Scott Stoner became a targeted entity. He seeks revenge, but what awaits him could be a return to his cursed subjugation within the Asylum. #SlamTown

Dr Mehl has long abused/sedated Prisoner420, turning him into the Asylums personal monster and executioner. Anton Voorhees became involved in his treatment, and Prisoner420 showed glimmers of humanity. Dr Mehl rejected this, and he fought Anton at EKPYROTICA. part 1//prisoners journey for his soul

A friendly reminder in this State of the Slam Address from Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social

MAY 22ND Daniel T vs SHEIKAH + MYLO v Cereal Man: she says she will let him win so he can secure the victory needed to prove to his SpaceDad hes worth rescuing from #SlamTown Dr Mehl KEiTA Anton B3CCA DAVE RECKONING SLAMPION Ricky Stoner MORE Doors 930ish/show 10-12 #Oakland $25 tix on evntbrt 21+

It is a testament to the sheer extent to which these simpering fucking sycophants are not even REMOTELY journalists that someone allegedly fired a shot in a room containing the president and the press pool and WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

WOOOO

New stickers for new merch coming soon

Goodbye stranger, its been nice! May 22nd, after gaining two wins, Cereal Man is a single victory away from proving to his SpaceDad that hes worthy of rescue. And MYLO says shes gonna let him beat him. Its MacDaddy MYLOs Astrologically Predicted GOODBYE CEREAL MAN FESTIVAL 21+ $25 tix × evntbrt

THEY WANNA BE US SO BAD

Reminiscing about that time at the #immortalcf when I fed Parrow his breakfast right before he ate my lunch #gcw

After #EFFYBGB11 I said things I thanked @effylives.com for another great show I shouted out AshtonStarr Dillon McQueen AC Mack Edith Surreal SawyerbWreck Pamela Westerna Tommy Purr and all those in the back. And then I said some of the things inside my head I never said.

From the Milky Way straight to your hearts #immortalcf

@elcerealman.bsky.social if his Prehistoric variant guest starred on Thundarr the Barbarian or another Hanna-Barbera action cartoon.

Oh no my pants!

nuremberg 2.0 needs to end with the assets of all those guards seized and handed over to their victims

4 MORE ENTER WORLD WAR WORST Hes done the math CPA! Your demi-god of death FUNNYBONE! The well balanced STURDY SAL! This man, this monster BEASTMAN! #WWWsWWF Thursday April 16 @beerzombies #LasVegas $20 / 21+ Thank you to buttwrestlinginc.com / still accepting sponsors!

Fuck that man. Fuck his enablers and supporters. Murderers, thieves, abusers, horrors. Fuck them all.

Eyewitness video from the scene of today's ICE shooting in California appears to (you guessed it) contradict officials' claims that the man "weaponized" his vehicle. The car is reversing and the agents appear to be well clear of it.

The President wants to feed your future into a meat grinder

That's where all your money goes. Daycare would be a way better way to spend it

THE NEXT INSTALLMENT FOR #WWWsWWF The sharpest mind in wrestling SUGE D! The carrier of the cunty torch NIXI XS! The busiest brawler all week AC UNIT SWAMP Cooler! Non binary Adventurex LARA FRAZIER! Their names echo in the halls of eternity! TY 2 OUR SPONSORS, APPLY NOW

Imagine an American regime...

There is a rumor and I must address it From @hoodslam.bsky.social #SlamTown UNDEFEATABLE Streaming now TrillerTV +

MR RAYNE v JOE E DESOUL APRIL 3RD #EKPYROTICA #SlamTown doors 7:30ish Show 8-11ish PM Friday APRIL 3RD 2026, #Oakland based on the ancient greek word ekpyrosis (ἐκπύρωσις)- model in which the universe is in a cycle of fiery birth, cooling and rebirth

i am a patron of the arts

RIP Bela Loca. With her *totally real* vampirism cured, she has successfully reintegrated to society and was last spotted applying for a job at her local Hot Topic. So long and goodnight @hoodslam.bsky.social

this is, unfortunately, already well established law. these lawyers aren’t saying anything surprising. the supreme court has been pretty clear on this one.

APRIL 3RD #EKPYROTICA / ANTON v DR MEHL / LOSER LEAVES THE #SlamTown ASYLUM doors 7:30ish Show 8-11ish PM Friday APRIL 3RD 2026, #Oakland based on the ancient greek word ekpyrosis (ἐκπύρωσις)- model in which the universe is in a cycle of fiery birth, cooling and rebirth

IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME BE THE WORST SHOW ALL MANIA WEEK Thursday April 16 7ish-10ish PM #BeerZombies #LASVEGAS 21+ * $20 TIX LIVE ON EVENTBRITE www.eventbrite.com/e/worst-wres... #WWWsWWF

With ICE's public approval in the toilet, the agency is quietly paying off local police to act as bounty hunters carrying out its immigration mission www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.

We did 1st Fridays 15 years ago cuz nobody else in norcal wanted them. We knew it'd be best for other workers/promotions from Fresno to Sacramento. Now, theres so many shows, even on the same day - for like over a year. So, why keep doing it? "Is it helping?" I wondered. THUSLY:

3 LEVELS OF FAME SH3IKAH v BeCCA APRIL 3RD #EKPYROTICA doors 7:30ish, show 8-11ish #Oakland Continental Club $30 ~ eventbrite 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids #SlamTown www.slam.town

APRIL 3RD #EKPYROTICA is the last event we'll do on First Friday for a few months. BUT we will announce our following #Oakland event soon ! See you in #SlamTown

this is just banditry at the hands of the state

Sometimes you need blood to power up in the midst of battle. #Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @larafrazier.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social

The Vampires stand tall when SlamTown comes to a close. #Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @larafrazier.bsky.social @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

APRIL 3RD KING GIRAFFADORAH and Team MONSTERTOWN v Richard Shhhnary and SLAMTOWN JUSTICE with @okidokiokami fate hanging in the balance! #EKPYROTICA doors 7:30ish show 8-11ish Tix on eventbrite, 21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids www.slam.town #SlamTown #Oakland

The Vampires (Bella Loca, Lara Frazier, Cereal Man) are here! Beware the brood! #Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social @larafrazier.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

King Giraffadorah is not happy about how SlamTown has treated the Goblyns. #Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

Monster Town has sent Goblyns to face Richard Shhhnary! #Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @papapoison.bsky.social