L for Lara

JERK

Wiggles being the fun police

I love wearing sparkly outfits

My best friend wants me to die

Roddy, please! #aewcollision

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Fuck 🧊

I did! I feel like 🙄

Whip it good

Rise of the ADVENTR/X… New logo inspired by HUNTR/X from KPop Demon Hunters by the incomparable, generous queen @bellebeefer.bsky.social Merch line coming soon.

I found out who all the current pop girlies are cuz I see ppl talking about them & I LOOK THEM UP on my PHONE that has INTERNET The same phone you are currently typing out a very tired & overused “I’m too old to know who these people are” joke Top right: Sabrina Carpenter Bottom left: Addison Rae

A little communication, yes, that’s my ideal foreplay… #wrestlesky

A little communication, yes, that’s my ideal foreplay… #wrestlesky

Next adventure! #wrestlesky

💔💝🐳

TONIGHT!

TONIGHT!

Get ready to get wild Petaluma. Meet me in the mosh pit ready to rage

PPW returns to the Phoenix Theater in Petaluma next Friday January 16th featuring the annual Kyle Cup memorial battle royal.

hmmmm 🩸🧛‍♀️ @hoodslam.bsky.social

Please repost this I think I am so funny about it and Sean still hasn’t revoked my access to this account

Mercedes Mourné

If you look up the definition of “majestic” in the dictionary it would give you the definition of “majestic” which would perfectly describe the wonderment that is Toni Storm. #AEWDynamite

Thank you 😊

POSSIBLY

HOOLIGAN HAVOK

It’s getting more and more fasc-y every day in this country. Just like a lot of reasonable people predicted. How are those cheap groce—oh wait… 😬

Get your tickets in the link below 👇 @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social

HELLO! 👋🏻

Invite your friends too: www.eventbrite.com/e/stoner-u-p...

COME WATCH LARA BEAT THE HECK OUTTA ME

GET TICKETS HERE! Stoner U Presents: Stonerversary X www.eventbrite.com/e/stoner-u-p...

STONERVERSARY X IS ON THE 9TH! Get your tickets through the QR code or the link in the next post.

Gracie got a fleece sweater 🐾

STONERVERSARY X IS ON THE 9TH! Get your tickets through the QR code or the link in the next post.

TONIGHT!

I don’t know about the “Gen Z Stare,” but I do know the “Millennial Pause” is real. I see it promos A LOT. 😂

Women: “I find this annoying” Men: “OH YOU FIND THAT ANNOYING THEN LET ME DO THAT THING AS A JOKE EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION FROM YOU”

If one more person asks me who my Mt Rushmore of Pro Wrestling is again, I will commit murder.

The energy I'm bringing into 2026

If you have been trying to get me onto your podcast for years and I haven’t even responded to you, it’s definitely safe to assume I don’t want to be on your podcast.

WILLOW! Wrestling is better than all other things. #AEWDynamite

YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!! HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR WE LOVE YOU AND WE LOVE PRO WRESTLING #AEWDynamite New Year's Smash was LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

Couldn’t think of anything better to do on NYE than watch #aewdynamite with @zroggero.bsky.social

It’s super uncool that AEW keeps adverting that White Castle combo when the closest White Castle to me is 985 miles away. I know it’s not great but I’ve got a soft spot for it. #AEWDynamite

Who’s gimmick am I erasing in 2026?

Three is a magic number 🥇🏆🏅

Less than 24 hours of 2025 left to check out my recap video. Featuring @larafrazier.bsky.social, @sonicneon.bsky.social, @leemajdoub.bsky.social, @bentleyjones.bsky.social, @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social, and #ShotziBlackheart With music by @b3cca4ever.bsky.social @foreversereda.bsky.social & more.