Get your tickets in the link below 👇 @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social

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COME WATCH LARA BEAT THE HECK OUTTA ME

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STONERVERSARY X IS ON THE 9TH! Get your tickets through the QR code or the link in the next post.

Gracie got a fleece sweater 🐾

STONERVERSARY X IS ON THE 9TH! Get your tickets through the QR code or the link in the next post.

TONIGHT!

I don’t know about the “Gen Z Stare,” but I do know the “Millennial Pause” is real. I see it promos A LOT. 😂

Women: “I find this annoying” Men: “OH YOU FIND THAT ANNOYING THEN LET ME DO THAT THING AS A JOKE EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION FROM YOU”

If one more person asks me who my Mt Rushmore of Pro Wrestling is again, I will commit murder.

The energy I'm bringing into 2026

If you have been trying to get me onto your podcast for years and I haven’t even responded to you, it’s definitely safe to assume I don’t want to be on your podcast.

WILLOW! Wrestling is better than all other things. #AEWDynamite

YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!! HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR WE LOVE YOU AND WE LOVE PRO WRESTLING #AEWDynamite New Year's Smash was LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

Couldn’t think of anything better to do on NYE than watch #aewdynamite with @zroggero.bsky.social

It’s super uncool that AEW keeps adverting that White Castle combo when the closest White Castle to me is 985 miles away. I know it’s not great but I’ve got a soft spot for it. #AEWDynamite

Who’s gimmick am I erasing in 2026?

Three is a magic number 🥇🏆🏅

Less than 24 hours of 2025 left to check out my recap video. Featuring @larafrazier.bsky.social, @sonicneon.bsky.social, @leemajdoub.bsky.social, @bentleyjones.bsky.social, @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social, and #ShotziBlackheart With music by @b3cca4ever.bsky.social @foreversereda.bsky.social & more.

Sicko

I think the evidence is clear that I need to do more stipulation matches… youtu.be/CiZBvOIQRuc?...

Hiring day labor is a simple and convenient way to get short-term help completing projects! But since it can seem intimidating the first time, here’s a quick guide to what day labor is, and how to hire your first workers.

Won’t you let an innocent woman be? @hoodslam.bsky.social

It’s crazy how in the US you need like four or five different sources of income just to barely scrape by…

Rooting for Mylo by default

MAKEOUT YOU COWARDS #aewworldsend

Zack: “There are actually rules in this match” Me: “Rick Knox is the ref. There are no rules.” @zroggero.bsky.social #aewworldsend

The only Alpha I recognize is Takeshita #aewworldsend

Watching #AEWWorldsEnd LIVE, BB!

Just once I would like to ask my dog a question and not have her look at me like 👀

I’m not that innocent @hoodslam.bsky.social

We’re so fucking back

What will become of us all If we dare to dream? Jan 2nd, Contest of Slampions PRISONER 420 v SHEIKAH The winner to enter the Fatal Fourway Finale to crown the first ever SLAMPION. $30 tix ~ eventbrite 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids Doors730ish show 8-11ish #Oakland is #SlamTown

Yes

If you want to watch me beat up @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social, get your tickets! 🎟️

I guess I don’t need @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social to win a match, SO BRING IT!

Oscar Isaac is the sexiest mad scientist #frankenstein

Send me good vibes.

Tired: getting plastered at your own work party Wired: getting plastered at your friend’s work party

First booking of 2026! @hoodslam.bsky.social

The earth is healing

Nyla Rose? @nylarosebeast.bsky.social

The big 7-0 BB!

The Big Gal (@ericawrestles.bsky.social) checking in at number 71! Also love for the Runway (@tylerklein.bsky.social @calvincouture.bsky.social) and equally fashionable @larafrazier.bsky.social

TUNE IN TOMORROW!