First met my amazing wife on 2011 twitter talking about Friends thanksgiving episodes and then connected 9 years later on tinder @lucyinpgh.bsky.social

Listening to VP Harris’s 107 days and 2 things are true. One, she really does blame the Biden staff and others for her campaign’s failure. And I’m actually convinced she’d have been a great president.

I can’t stop listening to it also all of these songs are absolute bangers

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

Zach Mills had half the talent but twice the heart and guts of any quarterback since McGloin

I like how he’s both clinically insane and like the most rational Republican alive

New Taylor music and we’re all at the movies for the lyric videos obviously

10 years ago me: 1L, super busy, driving around a Superior Court judge running for SCOPA, clean cut, listens to 90s alternative today me: let’s take the cat for a walk in his stroller, do edibles, and go to the movies to watch a lyric video about a song about Travis Kelce’s giant schlong

I can’t stop listening to Opalite. The sheer joy of it has me feeling things.

Taylor loves including subtle, artfully-worded allusions to her personal life in her music, but sometimes listeners who aren’t steeped in her lifetime of lore—or who didn’t major in English!—might miss them. For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis

why is the baby wearing glasses and a suit

Oh man, new MARIS too today? Molly Grace album last week? Great time for music

@thebuccosfan.bsky.social hey man, nice to see ya over here from twitter!

Trump’s former “spiritual advisor.”

Wait is Wood about Travis’s John Thomas?

Who else had to take a minute after Eldest Daughter Jesus Christ

I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THIS 😭

I MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL BECAUSE MY DICK IS BIGGER This album is amazing and I hope Father Figure is about Scooter Braun.

ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD #swifties #swiftsky

Broderick Jones

no more radio edits. the world has moved past the need for a shitty two and a half minute version of a five minute track

Ben Skowronek with the Joe Nedney Special

Oh my goodness

Yeah, fucked around and found out by getting court appointments that included a person charged with killing their abused child, where the doctor testified at trial about evidence of pre-existing abuse to everyone’s surprise. Unless your mom has a law firm to hire you at, avoid law school.

Austin throwing a block 60 yards downfield is unreal.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Must be priority #1 of any new Democratic administration. Followed by a truth and reconciliation process on immigration.

If Ramsey is hurt the Steelers are fucked

Now THIS is an anthem.

If penn state doesn’t win they should just fire Franklin tonight

Are you actually serious? If you had any dignity and shame, you’d stand aside and let someone who actually wants to fight back take charge.

I went to a Sisters of Mercy school, Carlow University. The nuns there were more dedicated to social justice than a lot of performative shitheads I know who call themselves progressive.

Crushing loss.

Also imagine having to identify your siblings by how their asshole smells

What do I do when I bring my cat home from a routine vet visit and he’s perfectly fine but for apparently his butthole now smelling different to his sister. So she now doesn’t recognize him and keeps hissing at him. He’s so confused because they’re usually playful and now she’s being a dick.

No, no I cannot. But I just warmed up some gyoza so let’s fuckin go

I know this is basically saying the same thing but even the content bait is kind of fun because it’s almost all real people responding

HOLY SHIT PHX

Update: Riley Gaines finishes fifth in the Wall Run

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

lol on a play the chiefs committed a false start the Giants get flagged on a dropped third down pass

Cam Skattebo run like Crash Bandicoot

Can trans atheist Reconstructionist Jews who think Israel is committing genocide get a pass for this

I started at Carlow in 2011. By 2014 I was volunteering as a clinic escort. Now as a lawyer I fight for those same rights. And now my hair is even longer lol

lol J E T S SUCK SUCK SUCK

Rodgers still has it

That’s a horribly blown call

I’m 44 years old and I don’t think the Steelers have ever been able to cover tight ends in my lifetime.

Holy fuck what a throw