Yeah yeah EA sucks but man I can’t wait to dig into CFB27

Amazed by all of the think pieces about Jackass. Then I remember being in my early 20s in the early 00s in the military and watching CKY videos. My buddies and I relished doing dumb shit like that and it never felt toxic. I didn’t expect to get emotional over Jackass in my mid 40s

Also I link to it in the article but you should really read this classic @nikostratis.com piece about it, one of the Great Pop Culture essays, to me www.anxietyshark.ca/jackass-made...

Good.

With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season

Using the phrase "men in women's sports" is 100% all the proof I need to know you are an irredeemable bigot.

iPhone keeping poop games alive

We don’t even need to do this. Congress can overturn Marbury by statute and relocate SCOTUS to Alaska. Make their jurisdiction limited to fish and wildlife cases.

Feels like my law license isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on

I don’t know who RL Stollar was but wow did he seem shitty

I have an end table next to my couch den my grandfather made in the 30s in junior high.

Are you even a cat owner if you don’t yell at it once a day “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS”

Nothing upsets me more on this planet than the fact that I have 3 spoiled cats and none do them let me cradle them. My snuggliest cat won’t let me pick her up. What bullshit.

Hey so @lucyinpgh.bsky.social and I solved why our marriage wasn’t working out.

Earlier today I resolved an emergency for a client. Did really good work. Now I’m raging to loud Olivia Rodrigo like the basic white girl I am at heart, snuggled up to my cat Karen. And trying to resurrect the Pirates in The Show. It could be worse.

The vote blue no matter who folks really woke up today screaming, “But we didn’t mean THAT blue!”

Every natural people pleaser who experienced a relationship where their partner didn’t match energy should listen to begged for the amazing lyrics and powerhouse that is OR’s voice

Listen to the last 1:43 of cigarette smoke as loud as your ears can take. Trust me

The best thing about being a neurodivergent trial lawyer (yeah yeah I went back to divorce law last week) is that my time is so expensive that my clients take extra care to not waste it.

Incredibly underrated activity.

YSPSFAGSIL is the best album of the 21st Century

I’m going to need a music video drop for Begged because it has me all sorts of fucked up lately. G-d what an album.

If you someone stealing food, feminine supplies or baby supplies - no you did not. Not ever.

Oh good heavens 😍

Olivia Rodrigo’s the cure definitely cuts deep. Might not be a better emotional lyricist in the game today, combined with what I think is the best pure voice since Celine.

Seriously, why is this so hard for some of my fellow Jews to understand? Criticism of the Israeli government, its leaders, and most importantly, its actions are absolutely not antisemitism

Locally, kielbasa.

I’ve thought for a while that it was time for the US to get over the imperial presidency and get back to something more aligned to “of the people by the people,” so having the White House used as a prop for corporate combat sports is a bit of a monkey’s paw moment I have to say

i don’t remember ever cheering harder as a neutral in my life. i’m so happy for you knicks fans. fucking savor it

HISTORY.

CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFF

NYC > Texas

As a 90s fan of Ewing, Starks, Mason, and Ward, this is awesome

Doing dishes before Shabbat while rocking out to the new Olivia Rodrigo album.

I have 2 tickets for tonight's Riveters game that I can't use. Anyone want them?

Me: fuck litigation I’m never doing this again *months of unemployment* Former boss at family law firm: hey I need a guy Me: say no more WE ARE SO BACK

(Sung to Who’s Johnny by DeBarge) Ohtani! He said, and smiled in his special way!

I'm an actual blue no matter who voter, as opposed to people who just say it as a cudgel against the left. I held my nose and voted for Hillary and I'd probably do the same for Platner. But the problem is that you can't have this mentality and maintain any real enthusiasm.

After 4 failed marriages, including one definite and one potential lesbian, it clearly isn’t me.

The struggle is real

Went to pride. Too hot, too crowded, too commercialized. The closer to 50 I get the more curmudgeonly I get and it’s time I just embrace it.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

I need everyone to understand how proud I am of @lucyinpgh.bsky.social for doing the scary thing. 😘🏳️‍🌈

Chased him the length of a football field and shot him in the back. If that isn’t murder, arguably with malicious intent, I don’t know what is.

There are two bowls here. Yet Jack and Karen fight over one of them while juju waits patiently

There’s never a wrong time for Janet Jackson or Madonna.

I set my wallpaper to rotating pictures of my cats and this is one of the best