I was at a work retreat all weekend and this guy apparently missed me

TLOAS is like if 1989 and rep had a baby and that baby grew up to be reply horny. And I'm here for it. Easily my fave Tay album.

I'm on my 5th listen through of TLOAS so far and goddamn. Banger after banger.

TS12 is 👌

I HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK AFTER ELDEST DAUGHTER HOLY FUCK

Lawrenceville. 46th Street. Caller says that his neighbors have a high powered magnet and are using it and other dark arts to move his furniture. Happy Halloween season.

Pet peeve: when people refer to cigarettes as "smokes" ew idk

I had the sweetest interaction with a neighbor this evening who was visiting my library with her kids. She was telling me how much the kids love it and how thankful she is that this is here for the community. I told her to come back for Halloween since we're giving away books.

Double jabbed today. Fuck you RFK Jr. ✌️

Refreshed my lil libby today. Before and after.

Love me a good library book sale haul.

Someone is driving around my neighborhood in a golf cart and I am MADE of questions.

It's a full house at the LFL tody!

Talking about our relationship with @legallyjewish.bsky.social is literally my favorite thing to do. ♥️

Lol the Jets.

-Me, on 9/11/01

So many blocked kicks today!

With that TD throw Aaron Rodgers has tied Kenny Pickett’s best season at 7

Someone dropped a TBR read of mine in my LFL today. Can't wait to read it and put it back!

I was dreading coming to my parents' house tonight tbh but my mom just keeps finding random stuff to give me that was legit on my shopping list so this is actually really convenient.

Talking to @legallyjewish.bsky.social about taking my last name and I mentioned going from the beginning of the alphabet to the end and how much I hated being at the end growing up. This bitch goes "Great, next time I'm in third grade I'll worry about it."

Ah, the sights and sounds of a fall Sunday morning on the North Shore. Ain't nothing like it.

Pitt just Pitted.

I went out to my LFL to refresh it and look at all the messages in the guest book (!!!), and my neighbor stopped to talk to me about and asked a bunch of questions. He told me how nice it was that I was doing this. I told him to stop by and he said he would! This has been so rewarding so far.

OMG OMG OMG OMG

If anyone has books to spare in the Pittsburgh area, I'm collecting them for my Little Free Library for trick or treating! Message me if you'd like to help 😊

Oh she got gaaaame

She's so pretty ♥️ 😍 📚

It's tiiiiime to decorate my office again.

I opened my own Little Free Library today ♥️ Pittsburgh friends...message me for the address!

Remember that time we all thought he died ugh

more than anything surprising to hear that giuliani is still allowed to drive

Panthers fans devastated as Pitt sells corporate sponsorship of beloved Victory Lights.

I've been watching 9 straight hours of college football and it's been wonderful.

Spring Hill. Homer Street. A crossing guard got on the air and said that a little boy is refusing to go to school because he doesn't like it.

Today has been so chaotic. But relaxing on the couch with thus weird ass cat is hitting the spot right now.

TAYLOR. SWIFT.

I still stand by this.

Oooooh the Galaxy 25 Ultra is ✨ slaying ✨

The Little League World Series is my favorite sport.

STOP WITH THE COUNTDOWNS TAYLOR I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

My therapist texted me today and spelled my name wrong so that's a little unsettling.

First book club meeting tomorrow. Join us! bookclubs.com/clubs/610001...

Oh this is bad.

Go 'lers

Experimental philosophy

Things are happening.

The real cancer is the sports reporters we met along the way