Tell me you're neurodivergent without telling me

USA women's hockey is my fucking jam.

Drop the skincare routine

They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.

Not James Van Der Beek!

Lofi Taylor Swift is a vibe.

I didn't understand a word of that halftime show but I had a blast watching it.

Are the backstreet boys

A list of things that I've cried about so far: Potato chips Mortgages Soap

Never Forget

Today's menu: Lemon pepper wings BLT pasta salad Deviled eggs Shrimp cocktail Chips and dip Sugar cookies Brownie bites Let's gooooooo.

My dad just sent me this pic of his parents on their wedding day. They were so fucking cool.

Women's hockey is such a cool sport

The Winter Olympics are a lot more about almost dying than the summer ones, tbh

It's cold aht.

Help which one do I start next

My cat is a dick

Started the Diddy doc today. Damn.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Can confirm. We watched it on our honeymoon.

Just put in a PTO request for the NFL draft like any good yinzer would do.

I can't wait for Bad Bunny's halftime show man

Next up off of my blind TBR cart.

Happy Sunday! I'm cozy. ♥️ ☕ 📚

Cardi B? More like Cardi A+

Library dates are the best. @legallyjewish.bsky.social

Man Jeeple are weird

@erininthepnw.bsky.social Hey question! I've been tasked with creating a PNW themed menu for my Super Bowl party! I need an appetizer and a main dish! Something easy and finger foody. Would you happen to have ant suggestions?!

Where's his parking chair?

Done.

Hey it's a cozy day so far

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

Me reading Facebook comments:

The nurses are pissed

Wtf is Geese and why do they suck

My budtender this morning said they had as many customers yesterday as they did on 4/20. Gotta stock up for the storm! Bananas.

That's the loophole

Friday night is lit

I'm upstairs and I can hear @legallyjewish.bsky.social downstairs playing a video game and then I hear. You ok down there babe?

I survived.

Suddenly men everywhere cannot find Philadelphia.

After a long time, Frog said “Toad, it is getting dark. We should be going to sleep now.”

I'll do one better, I'll drop a 📌

This guy had surgery today and is now very mad he can't lick his own butthole.

“See yinz soon.”

What even is pass interference

My city ♥️