Is Google Search...down?!

I feel like "solved death" would be hitting the news a lot more.

this man LOVES the bunny

Surely they've suffered enough?

"The hantavirus just released a statement saying that it has not agreed to a cease-fire and will not be opening the Strait of Hormuz."

So, based on this video and my experience of being subjected to Trump's voice for the past decade, I feel pretty confident saying 1. he has not been briefed on the hantavirus 2. it's probably running unchecked through Florida right now 3. Americans should be terrified that it's going to spread

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Mary Hill for President

You can't even do Star Wars anagrams these days because of ewok.

Yes, Donald. You do, indeed, hold all the Uno cards.

"Call it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God's children." —MLK Jr.

This has been me every day since June 16 2015.

I mean, the farmer isn't much smarter, trying to get her to milk a bull.

Even if the death penalty is defensible within a Christian hermeneutic (debatable), I think it's quite clear that humans can't be trusted with it. I came to that conclusion after reading Anthony Hinton's "The Sun Does Shine." Leo is right on here, and this Presbyterian is thankful for his voice.

"Two boguses don't make a gnarly." Wisdom from a kid's TV show about sentient construction vehicles shaped like dinosaurs.

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

"The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants, yet it is held together by a multitude of supportive brothers and sisters." www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5... Good grief, this reformed guy is kinda starting to love the Pope?

Today I got a spam email that was spoofing Aldi.

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

They spent a full month working on this problem--an entire month--and this is all they could come up with?!

American Catholic VP says American Pope shouldn't comment on America

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

Jesus flipped nicer tables than this.

"I don't want a Pope who criticizes the President" buddy I have baaaaaad news for you about a friend of mine named Jesus

You gotta hand it to Trump: being so demonstrably awful that you unintentionally discredit this round of global fascism single-handedly is pretty impressive.

> Look up some sci-fi anti-woke controversy > Critical Drinker Honestly I can't figure out why people still go on that show.

*Lead* developer lmao

This may be a fundamentally new kind of sin blending blasphemy, idolatry, divination, and simony, among others. Those who are not horrified at this may be entirely lacking in authentic religious awareness and feeling.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one bothered by things like this.

This is big, because if it's happening in the absolute most hostile economy for renewable energy, imagine what's going to happen when one (1) sane adult gets back in power?

Na na na na na na bat dog

This illuminates so much about MAGA's twisted mockery of Christianity. Jesus isn't the pilot or even the copilot in their theologically and morally bankrupt cult. He doesn't even get input into their flight path. He's just there to serve them drinks and clean up after them.

"Experts," in this case, meaning "any humans anywhere"

holy smokes

I'm thankful I haven't had breakfast yet. This is nauseating.

Which are the scariest scare quotes? For me it's the ones around "noodle."

"For more than a decade?" What the what what? Even ignoring the fact that LOL OF COURSE NOT, why and how in this fantasy world would he have been focused on this as a private citizen?

That's right

"US president says he is prepared to withdraw from conflict ‘whether we have a deal or not’" I feel like that kind of kneecaps your negotiation premise, but what do I know, I didn't write The Art of the Deal* * (neither did Trump)

"Did Silicon Valley reinvent the shrub again?"

Just gonna go ahead and put these together to make it easier for our grandkids' history textbook writers.

Put this up next to the guy from Chicago waving the flag through the tear gas last year

Chuck Schumer likes to imagine how his politics play with an imaginary middle-class middle-aged couple on Long Island, but I don't think he realizes that couple is currently constructing a guillotine in their suburban backyard and stockpiling Molotov cocktails.

Downtown Indianapolis, IN. #nokings

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

This is one of the best threads on social media ever.

In a lot of ways, Charlianity would be a whole lot more convenient for the right than actual Christianity, and it would free up the actual Christians to follow Christ without needing to clarify which kind of Christian we are anymore. So I guess what I'm saying is, I'm all for it.

Streisand Effect, do your thing