We’re fancy up in here

CAUGHT in the act

Raccoons broke our compost bin and there’s shit everywhere and I don’t have time to clean it but will have to anyways Horray

Kiddo loved Mitch Marner and got pretty upset when it came to picking his jersey number this year because he’s always been 16. I think we have successfully sold him on 17 which is always a good Leafs number. Fingers crossed.

My uber rating has gone down to 4.95 and I’m pissed

Playing animal crossing with my kiddo is such a delight

I should re-watch the way we were.

@weirdneal.bsky.social just made me a latte which was so nice but then he made a wiener in latte art 😐

Today’s garden haul - drying green chili peppers to make hot pepper powder, and pulled some beets for a roasted beet salad

Post vacay haul

The Bruce Peninsula is pretty nice

Somehow Toronto is not number one on this list zoomer.omeclk.com/portal/wts/u...

Men practicing your golf swing in the kitchen at work - why?

No one is happier the window is open than this guy

Plethora of tomato

Yellow tomato caprese salad with purple basil

Look at this big boy

Fabulous garlic harvest

my dad was always saying this

I’m growing some weird varieties this year

All farms next to the highway should put up a sign telling me what they’re growing so I don’t have to guess

My new flower box!

August garden

A majestic creature

Being in tech and having a single modicum of critical thinking is just screaming "this isn't what LLMs are designed for" over and over as people shove a bunch of word predictors into critical decision making processes because some glorified used car salesmen told them it would fix all their problems

This pattern is so cool

It’s sunflower season baybee

Garden haul

holy shit lmao

Look at this absolute unit I grew

My child is very upset that I don’t believe in aliens. He thinks they could live on Uranus because no rover has gone there.

I’ve been on two subways now that have short turned. Is that a thing now?

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

Once again, John Tavares rules

PEAS

two besties chilling, talking shit

GUYS! There’s a horse at the rink! I saw the trainer in full cowboy gear including the hat.

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

Booyakasha

John Tavares has signed a 4-year, 4.38M AAV contract extension with the Toronto Maple Leafs!

My roses are so pretty this year

I had to go into the office when I was planning to work from home and I’m so bummed