The Paradise finale was … not great, but the Denver airport reveal made me laugh really hard, so at least that’s something!

I saw Project Hail Mary and I liked it a lot and I kept thinking the whole time that Ryan Gosling is the new Robert Redford of hair

It’s very weird to me that Amazon, of all places, totally shit the bed on merch for their blockbuster movie. The one (questionable) Project Hail Mary plush they have available doesn’t even ship until mid-April! Thumbs down, and not in the cute Rocky way. 🪨👎🏼

On a Oscar delay, but that Weapons-inspired intro earned some big genuine laughs from me. Reminiscent of Billy Crystal’s mashups of old but, you know, updated for maximum present day grittiness.

I was a fool and answered a spam call two days ago. Now, they’re calling me incessantly. But the joke’s on them because the Succession theme song is my ring tone, and I’ll jam out to that shit all day longgggg.

Looking for something to watch this weekend? Are you in awe of how hot and funny Steve Carell is? (Seriously. So hot. How?) Rooster is LOL funny, the first ep is streaming now, AND I’m recapping for @vulture.com! As Michael Scott would say, it’s a win-win-win! www.vulture.com/article/roos...

WHERE ARE ALL THE ROCKY PLUSHIES?!? Is capitalism not with me on this one?! I need a Rocky to have and to hold as I watch Project Hail Mary, and the free market has failed me.

Out of all the addictive things that Amazon has introduced to online shopping, I think the “Add to Tomorrow’s Delivery” is the most diabolical.

Looking for a cool rosary for my niece’s confirmation this weekend, and I’m finding myself reallllly wishing that DJ Vance’s D’Jewelry actually existed.

My sister and I just got tickets to Project Hail Mary for opening night, and I think I might explode with excitement. Where’s all the PHM merch?! I need to buy things while i wait…

I would like to stay informed but every time I read news updates, I want to throw my phone out a window

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

My kids are obsessed with Paul Newman’s salad dressing and want to know more about this wonderful and beautiful man. I’m embarrassingly unfamiliar with his filmography, so I’m not totally sure what’s kid-friendly and what’s not. Can someone point me in the right direction? (We’ve seen Cars, obvi.)

I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.

Listening to Jonathan Groff on Amy Poehler’s Good Hang, and I’m totally imagining that it’s actually a conversation between Joy and Christof.

Pretty sure hell is just a never ending loop of weight loss ads

Totally did not expect this Green Day mini concert before the big game, and I could not be more delighted. Armstrong can still bring it.

James Marsden. That man can sing, dance, and has charisma with practically everyone he’s ever shared screen time with.

I'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets

Muppet Show series order, when? Disney, you owe us for closing MuppetVision 3D, and you know it.

Never mind the jobs you had, five classes you took in college: 1. 1960s British Rock 2. The Politics of Reading Non-Western Literature (We read the Mahābhārata and Tale of an Anklet. I think of it often!) 3. Abnormal Psychology 4. Music & Emotion 5. Perception and Sensation

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Truly hoping that @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social will be working on a tribute to O’Hara for Vulture. The nation needs it.

2026 has taken Catherine O’Hara and now I have to fight it in the street.

My texts are full of the dearest women in my life, loudly lamenting the death of icon Catherine O’Hara. O’Hara wasn’t just an actress; she was a touchstone for so many of us looking to embrace our truest, silliest, boldest selves.

When the NRA finds out that a citizen was shot and killed by Federal troops merely because he was carrying a gun, there is going to be hell to pay. This is the exact scenario they have been warning us about! These are the jack-booted government troops from which we need unfettered liberty!

BlueSky won’t let me share the video, but you can see one of the ICE agents rip a gun out of this man’s waistband *before* the shooting starts. From this angle, it’s hard to see how this was anything but an execution, unless simply carrying a gun is now illegal in America.

They’re openly killing white men in the streets. We are literally at the end of “And then they came for me” poem. What now?

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This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis. He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden. (After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)

I don’t know how to help people on this app understand that you can just let people have happy moments! and in fact you *should* The world is shit, if someone is smiling for a second, AWESOME

So, do I have to watch the Christmas batch of episodes of Stranger Things before I watch the series finale (I’ve seen every other episode), or would reading really great recaps for those episodes suffice before hitting “play” on the (long af) last episode?

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

TCA EOY Spotlight | Erin Qualey @miffedcupcake.bsky.social "I adore Kaitlin Olson more than anything; I truly think she's a modern Lucille Ball. Even though she's not in every episode of #Hacks, her performance as DJ Vance makes a lasting impact on the overall narrative of the show."

My kids just made me replay the “no cheese for us meeces” line from Muppet Christmas Carol about 20 times. I guess I’m doing something right? Merry Christmas Eve to all who celebrate!

PSA: The Pluribus season finale just dropped early. Apple TV says Merry Christmas, ya filthy Plurbs.

President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago.

just for the record, I would much prefer to live in a time where all it takes to support hundreds of good local jobs is to wake up every day and buy a newspaper for a nickel from a legally employed minor with a cool hat

What are some of your favorite obscure holiday movies? I’ll go first. Nora Ephron’s unfairly maligned Christmas movie Mixed Nuts is AMAZING and 100% worth a watch.

The Long Walk is the movie at my gym today. Diabolical? Or the most perfect programming ever?

The Long Walk is the movie at my gym today. Diabolical? Or the most perfect programming ever?

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Carol would be really fun in a blunt rotation? This week was certainly the funniest episode of Pluribus yet, but we also got some intel that shed some light on Carol’s past. My mental-health breakdown, for @vulture.com. www.vulture.com/article/plur...

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Carol would be really fun in a blunt rotation? This week was certainly the funniest episode of Pluribus yet, but we also got some intel that shed some light on Carol’s past. My mental-health breakdown, for @vulture.com. www.vulture.com/article/plur...

YOU SAID NO TO MUPPETS KNIVES OUT?! YOU DEPRIVE US OF BENOIT BLANC SURROUNDED BY MUPPETS?! JAIL FOR RIAN! JAIL FOR RIAN FOR 1000 YEARS!

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

I’m very into the new Peacock series All Her Fault, but I have two young children and I don’t know if I can deal with it if the little boy ends up dead. Can someone just gently let me know if I should keep watching or not without spoiling anything else?

How are you doing, Carol(s)? I’m elated that @vulture.com is letting me check in to #Pluribus to evaluate Carol’s mental health each week. This show is a rollercoaster of emotion, and I’m here for ALL OF IT. www.vulture.com/article/plur...

How are you doing, Carol(s)? I’m elated that @vulture.com is letting me check in to #Pluribus to evaluate Carol’s mental health each week. This show is a rollercoaster of emotion, and I’m here for ALL OF IT. www.vulture.com/article/plur...

I hope you’re all preparing yourselves for Rhea Seehorn in Pluribus. Gilligan lets her cook, and her performance is pure magic.

billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind