the crowd sizes are obviously the highlight here but the fact that *this* is the public statement of the NYPD does not bode well for the regime. or, put another way: I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Sushi birds looking like they're making a Japanese version of "Grease"

This is the first season of Love is Blind that I have ever genuinely hoped that no one gets legally married, because omg disaster.

Make it stop.

Love is cake. Cake is blind. Keeping up with the cake. Breaking cake. The walking cake. As the cake turns. Alien: cake. Fear the walking cake. Six feet cake. Wheel of cake. Sorry, just thinking about cake.

how y'all doin

Louise on the run with Richard Arlen in Beggars of Life (1928). “Don’t let that crazy (William) Wellman talk you into doing any stunts yourself,” Louise remembers Wallace Beery telling her. “Directors love to kill actors.” She ended up doing most of the stunts anyway.

Rewatching Survivor Season 1 for the vibes

Just saw that the Violent Femmes were playing here in Portland on my birthday! What are the odds?? I went to buy tickets, but they were all sold out already. RATS. I said to myself… Guess it’s got something to do with luck. But I waited my whole life. For just one TODAYYYYYYYYYY

As a parent of an autistic person, I am extra tired today. I don’t even know what to say to him, or to anyone, about it.

Can’t stop laughing to myself about “rapture tips and tricks” especially “don’t look down”

Just randomly teared up because I forgot Robbie Robertson had died, how's your day going.

Here is my dog sticking out his tongue.

I used to just post whatever random thought popped into my head.

Woke up scrolling.

My English teacher and my school custodian did get married, in 6th grade, and it was the sweetest thing ever.

I feel like Wonder Woman right now.

I just killed a fly by squishing it between my thighs and I thought you should know.

First came Encyclopedia Brown, a good teen detective. Then Wikipedia Brown who was fine. Now meet A.I. Brown who's always wrong & has caused 8 people so far to die. He's never actually solved a case, claims he's solved 40, all involving people who don't exist, committing crimes that didn't happen.

To the person in the group who got bitten by the zombie and is hiding it: just go off somewhere by yourself man. Things are very stressful and it's doubtful they're going to come up with a cure for zombieism in the next 20 minutes

I want a movie starring Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson please. It must pass the Bechdel test and feature zero aging male stars.

I don’t know why this made me cry with laughter this morning but

Whenever I listen to an exceptional audiobook recording I want people to know about it and I think this recording of Sea Wife by Amity Gaige is truly great. Amazing performances by Cassandra Campbell and Will Damron. Incredible book as well! I’m ripping through it.

Went home on my lunch break feeling poorly and was so grateful to test negative for Covid that I went back to work where my boss was like what the fuck are you doing here go home and go to bed. In other words, if you feel like you have Covid, you should lie down and rest you nimwit.

MR T ON DRUMS

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

I am also “wearing thin”

Time to give this a little push. ARC giveaway for my upcoming novel. I'm shipping worldwide. Check link below.

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

Hey, who wants something nice? So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:

Just finished a rewatch of S1 of The Last of Us and my main takeaway this time around is this: that horse put up with a whole lot of unnecessary bullshit.

I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud watching tv like I did watching Sam Rockwell do a somersault in the hotel corridor tonight. Fucking genius shit.

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

Make Elon Regret Everything

literally how has he not collapsed.

Cory Booker is still peeing.

[Choral music intensifies]

Am I the only one who can’t watch The Studio because of the POV camera work? It seems like a fun ride and I love the premise but I am literally nauseous 20 min into episode 1. Tapping out.

We’re supposed to get 6 inches of snow on Saturday and I would like to speak to the manager about this.

What the actual fuck

Me, watching the Severance finale: “The fuck?” “The fucking fuck?” “Oh shit” Repeat.

The thing I forgot about Fear the Walking Dead is how kickass the soundtrack is. open.spotify.com/playlist/38O...

Good morning Bluesky 💙. It’s 30F in Midcoast Maine. I grow weary of the cold. But I saw robins the other day, and the snow is melting, so we’re getting close. 🌱

Sat down to watch White Lotus but ended up downloading and reading all 8 chapters of The You You Are which led me to this LA Times piece detailing the Christopher Dorner killing spree and ensuing manhunt which is an excellent piece of writing AND illustrating graphics.latimes.com/christopher-...

Good morning Bluesky 💙. It’s 19F in Midcoast Maine, the high today will be 38. The snow melt continues…

Not my home, but I know my way around

This week’s episode of Paradise is incredible.

And now to watch the next installment of my favorite documentary series, Severance.

TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here? JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply? JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all